KeyBrains
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Art&Comics NBA(wizards!) TV/Film Parenting MTG …Millennial stuff I guess
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I know there are more intricate and useful mechanisms, but fountain pens, watches, and bicycles are basically the pinnacle of human engineering. They're as hypnotic as fire.
August 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I know there are more intricate and useful mechanisms, but fountain pens, watches, and bicycles are basically the pinnacle of human engineering. They're as hypnotic as fire.
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Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
July 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
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Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog..
Wait for it…. 😂🤣
Wait for it…. 😂🤣
July 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog..
Wait for it…. 😂🤣
Wait for it…. 😂🤣
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Honestly, this made me laugh out loud (maybe it was more of a horrified cynical rattle). Points for honesty!
June 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Honestly, this made me laugh out loud (maybe it was more of a horrified cynical rattle). Points for honesty!
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“I wish Zoomers and Gen Alpha had the same sort of formative political experiences that made millennials so consistently liberal to left wing.”
a cartoon drawing of a hand with a purple background
Alt: Monkeys paw curls
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June 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
“I wish Zoomers and Gen Alpha had the same sort of formative political experiences that made millennials so consistently liberal to left wing.”
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The Swan, No. 24, Group IX, by Hilma af Klint, 1914, 📸 by me
June 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Swan, No. 24, Group IX, by Hilma af Klint, 1914, 📸 by me
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congratulations mister vice president
J.D. Vance Joins Bluesky, Immediately Becomes Most Blocked Account on App
Vice President J.D. Vance trolled the transgender community in his first Bluesky posts and was soon the most blocked account on the site.
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June 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
congratulations mister vice president
Puts this into perspective
June 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Puts this into perspective
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Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line theonion.com/maratho...
June 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line theonion.com/maratho...
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Death and the Maiden, by Camillo Verno, 1895, 📸 via @bleachereport.bsky.social
June 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Death and the Maiden, by Camillo Verno, 1895, 📸 via @bleachereport.bsky.social
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This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
May 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
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Because they're not just "Little Ponies." They're from you. You GAVE them to her. This isn't just a four-legged piece of plastic with brushable hair. This is a parent's love. This is how she knows she belongs to you. And the PONY belongs to HER.
[lights cigarette]
It's "MY Little Pony."
[lights cigarette]
It's "MY Little Pony."
May 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Because they're not just "Little Ponies." They're from you. You GAVE them to her. This isn't just a four-legged piece of plastic with brushable hair. This is a parent's love. This is how she knows she belongs to you. And the PONY belongs to HER.
[lights cigarette]
It's "MY Little Pony."
[lights cigarette]
It's "MY Little Pony."
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Remember when the story broke about a worm eating part of his brain and nobody was that surprised?
May 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Remember when the story broke about a worm eating part of his brain and nobody was that surprised?
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Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.
May 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.
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I could be wrong about this but I really think most Americans do not want to be forced to “do their own research” about food & drug & product safety and would rather that the government agencies that have been sorting that all out for them for decades not be obliterated in the name of “efficiency.”
April 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I could be wrong about this but I really think most Americans do not want to be forced to “do their own research” about food & drug & product safety and would rather that the government agencies that have been sorting that all out for them for decades not be obliterated in the name of “efficiency.”
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Lorde in 2021: Look at it.
Lorde in 2025: NO REALLY, LOOK AT IT.
I have to respect that.
Lorde in 2025: NO REALLY, LOOK AT IT.
I have to respect that.
April 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Lorde in 2021: Look at it.
Lorde in 2025: NO REALLY, LOOK AT IT.
I have to respect that.
Lorde in 2025: NO REALLY, LOOK AT IT.
I have to respect that.
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As comedy writers can tell you, “hat on a hat” means an unfunny bit that’s trying too hard. Happens to the best of us. But this cringemaster LITERALLY does it. All humor and wit dies with him!
"They say I wear a lot of hats," Elon Musk jokes in cabinet meeting. He grabbed a red "Gulf of America" hat from the cabinet room table and put it over his black DOGE hat.
"Even my hat has a hat."
"Even my hat has a hat."
April 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
As comedy writers can tell you, “hat on a hat” means an unfunny bit that’s trying too hard. Happens to the best of us. But this cringemaster LITERALLY does it. All humor and wit dies with him!
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"relax, it's just for a stock photo - they'll probably use it for a new herbal tea brand or something"
April 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"relax, it's just for a stock photo - they'll probably use it for a new herbal tea brand or something"
Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social
Is Morag actually Planet X, birthplace of the original Groot?
“Morag” = “More Ag” (agriculture), “birthplace of a celestial anomaly” fits Flora Colossi origins. The first planting of the Cosmic seed? A branch of Yggdrasil?
Would love your thoughts! It’s time man 🐣
Is Morag actually Planet X, birthplace of the original Groot?
“Morag” = “More Ag” (agriculture), “birthplace of a celestial anomaly” fits Flora Colossi origins. The first planting of the Cosmic seed? A branch of Yggdrasil?
Would love your thoughts! It’s time man 🐣
April 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social
Is Morag actually Planet X, birthplace of the original Groot?
“Morag” = “More Ag” (agriculture), “birthplace of a celestial anomaly” fits Flora Colossi origins. The first planting of the Cosmic seed? A branch of Yggdrasil?
Would love your thoughts! It’s time man 🐣
Is Morag actually Planet X, birthplace of the original Groot?
“Morag” = “More Ag” (agriculture), “birthplace of a celestial anomaly” fits Flora Colossi origins. The first planting of the Cosmic seed? A branch of Yggdrasil?
Would love your thoughts! It’s time man 🐣
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JD Vance just broke apart the College Football Playoff National Championship trophy on live television.
April 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
JD Vance just broke apart the College Football Playoff National Championship trophy on live television.
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Omg look at the tacky gold shit he's desecrated the Oval with.
April 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Omg look at the tacky gold shit he's desecrated the Oval with.
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