@kempster.bsky.social
Apparently when my husband told me we were out of half-caff coffee, I should have asked him for decaf instead of regular 🌜 Tomorrow warrants more sleep than I am going to get!
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Okay, I loved the new #Superman movie but additionally, #DavidCornswet is apparently hilarious?
Loving his interview with @brittanybroski.bsky.social ! They got me actually laughing out loud and were so in sync.
August 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Yall ever millennial out and start singing Dashboard Confessional [insert your specific artist here] songs at full volume while waiting for your pizza to be delivered?

Your hair is everywhere, screaming infidelities is taking its wear.
a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open and eyes closed .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open and eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
July 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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"The issue of government has always been whether individual men and women will have to serve some system of government and economics, or whether a system of government and economics exists to serve individual men and women." 

—FDR, 1932
July 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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If you’d like to celebrate my birthday with me, please consider donating to this cause that means so much to me.
Sharing is appreciated! 🙏
DONATE: tinyurl.com/teamjester
#birds #budgies #art
July 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
www.instagram.com/p/DLx2TrUhKq...
Potentially helpful info.
July 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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A comprehensive article of what is at stake with the current budget proposed by the DoC ➡️ NOAA.

Nearly every aspect of what we do at NHC has been touched by NOAA Research in one facet or another to our benefit.

#AOML, #CIMSS, #CIRA, #CIMAS all play key roles & losing any of them would be horrific.
July 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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I am centered.
I am calm.
I am summoning rats.
July 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Shutout to the people behind "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids," for making me feel guilty to this day about not wanting ants invading my house.
June 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Tomorrow I’m going to watch Jon Stewart and then Stephen Colbert talk about America starting a war in the middle east because time is a flat circle
June 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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One of the oldest forms of religious hypocrisy is people using God to justify the kind of actions against others that they themselves would cry out to God in agony if those same actions were carried out against them.
June 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I hope @hgtv.bsky.social contracts more seasons of #CastleImpossible. It's been fun watching Daphne and Ian navigate such a massive project! Not to mention, there are years more worth of things to do! It would be cool to see how they do the weddings.
June 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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“I was hungry” and you cut SNAP.

“I was thirsty” and you cut funding to ensure clean water.

“I was sick” and you cut medicaid.

“I was a stranger” and you deported me.

“I was in prison” and you just left me there to rot.

“Whatever you do to the least of these, you do unto me.”-Jesus
May 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Trump has set up a new club where CEOs, tech bros, and foreign oligarchs can pay $500,000 to join in order to get access to the Trump Cabinet who will all be there regularly.

Just because the grift is all public doesn’t mean this isn’t the most corrupt White House in history.
April 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Trump and Kennedy are killing children. Right in front of our eyes.
May 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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AOC: Tom Homan said he was going to refer me to DOJ because I’m using my free speech rights in order to advise people of their constitutional protections… to that I say: Come for me… Do I look like I care?

There’s nothing illegal about it and if they want to make it illegal, they can come take me.
May 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'm watching late night Travel Channel and they've got "The Osbournes Want To Believe" back to back. It's a super silly show but for some reason I love Sharon, Jack, and Ozzy content haha same for the travel show Jack & Ozzy did. #Osbournes #paranormal
May 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Bit blown away that Harvey on #jeopardy has done karaoke on SEVEN continents.
March 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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BOSTON (AP) - A federal judge has blocked the Trump administration from capping some National Institutes of Health research funding.
March 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
News to me, cool!
March 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Also, for people who haven't:

Go into settings > accessibility, then switch on the option saying "require alt text".

It'll make sure you don't forget!
March 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Cracking up so much that briefly I woke up the dog next to me on the couch. Thank you, #SyFyFaceOff editors, for the brief moment of #GeorgeTroester telling @cigneutron.bsky.social "sometimes you run like you shit yourself" & Cig's instant, cheerful, matter-of-fact, "I did." Then cut to next scene.
February 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Not sure how Musk is such an expert and forensic accountants aren’t!
February 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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whenever AI sucks at math I’m like damn maybe it can replace me after all
February 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM