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There are two kinds of people: those who love the Fifth Element and those who are wrong.
The fact that there are millions on the other side of this is outrageously sad.
“I have asked the clergy of the diocese to make sure their affairs are in order and they have written their wills.,not the time for statements. It is time to put our bodies between the powers of this world and the most vulnerable”. Rob Hirschfeld, Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire
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January 11, 2026 at 5:19 AM
The fact that there are millions on the other side of this is outrageously sad.
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Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
Amazing. I don’t care if it’s true or not.
When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.
January 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Amazing. I don’t care if it’s true or not.
Yep
It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Yep
Jerry Seinfeld voice: “And you wanted to be my Nobel Peace Prize winner.”
Trump: "We're going to have our very large United States oil companies go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure and start making money for the country. And we are ready to stage a second and much larger attack if we need to do so."
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Jerry Seinfeld voice: “And you wanted to be my Nobel Peace Prize winner.”
And this is how you successfully bury the Epstein Files and Jack Smith release news.
President Trump said on Saturday that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
And this is how you successfully bury the Epstein Files and Jack Smith release news.
I love whatever this is.
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I love whatever this is.
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As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
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December 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
Well this is sadly pretty accurate and barely satire.
“The president, tiptoeing precipitously down the sidelines of legality, inadvertently ran the constitutional football out of bounds.” #McSweeneysTop25of2025
New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
Our 22nd most-read article of 2025. - - -Originally published June 3, 2025. - - -“The president remained steadfast in his novel interpretation of ...
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December 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Well this is sadly pretty accurate and barely satire.
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I wouldn't tell anyone I won the lottery, but there would be signs. ⏩
December 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I wouldn't tell anyone I won the lottery, but there would be signs. ⏩
Yep
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Yep
You’re welcome.
Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You’re welcome.
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♥️ “ICE looked at that school, saw a community standing up for families, and decided it wasn’t worth it.”
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
♥️ “ICE looked at that school, saw a community standing up for families, and decided it wasn’t worth it.”
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need-a-penny, take-a-penny
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
need-a-penny, take-a-penny
A good day for America. Remember those?
The moment when 30 million American's received healthcare (2010) The moment when insurance companies had to start covering preexisting conditions, young adults could stay on their family's policy and I could trust that the small print couldn't screw me if I needed serious medical assistance. 🇺🇸
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
A good day for America. Remember those?
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“the kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” JB Pritzker is a mensch.
July 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“the kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” JB Pritzker is a mensch.
I’m still pissed he got away with not submitting his tax returns and the media just moved on like he knew they eventually would. I’m sure everything with those is above board right now anyway. Best not never bring them up again.
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m still pissed he got away with not submitting his tax returns and the media just moved on like he knew they eventually would. I’m sure everything with those is above board right now anyway. Best not never bring them up again.
LOOK AT OZZY.
I want to go on adventures with him for the rest of my life.
I want to go on adventures with him for the rest of my life.
Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠
Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.
📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.
📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
LOOK AT OZZY.
I want to go on adventures with him for the rest of my life.
I want to go on adventures with him for the rest of my life.
I enjoy this very much.
A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
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November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I enjoy this very much.
Wait…there’s a such thing as GOOD news?
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Wait…there’s a such thing as GOOD news?
When your values do not include the desire to help people, you will never come up with “something better.” I don’t know why more of their base don’t understand this.
Rep. Jeff Van Drew on Republicans' healthcare plan: "The plan is to come up with something better."
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
When your values do not include the desire to help people, you will never come up with “something better.” I don’t know why more of their base don’t understand this.
Random thought: if a politician caught blatantly lying during an interview, the host should politely correct them, end the interview and they should be banned from all television appearances across all networks for 6 months. Lying should come with consequences.
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Random thought: if a politician caught blatantly lying during an interview, the host should politely correct them, end the interview and they should be banned from all television appearances across all networks for 6 months. Lying should come with consequences.
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If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
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WOW... JUST WOW...
In order to justify invoking the insurrection act in Portland, Oregon, trump faked a riot with professional videographers, the military and hired extras.
Sen. Jeffrey Merkley tells us what happened :
In order to justify invoking the insurrection act in Portland, Oregon, trump faked a riot with professional videographers, the military and hired extras.
Sen. Jeffrey Merkley tells us what happened :
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
WOW... JUST WOW...
In order to justify invoking the insurrection act in Portland, Oregon, trump faked a riot with professional videographers, the military and hired extras.
Sen. Jeffrey Merkley tells us what happened :
In order to justify invoking the insurrection act in Portland, Oregon, trump faked a riot with professional videographers, the military and hired extras.
Sen. Jeffrey Merkley tells us what happened :
I miss ethics, morality and empathy.
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I miss ethics, morality and empathy.