Kelli Parker
@kelliparker.com
Indoorsy, Champagne enthusiast, mama, wife, loyal friend to a fortunate few. AFOL. Multi-passionate creative type with approximate knowledge of many things. I'm not mean, I'm direct.
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I continue to wonder when Americans will decide enough is enough. As Frederick Douglass reminds us:
“The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress.”
“The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress.”
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I continue to wonder when Americans will decide enough is enough. As Frederick Douglass reminds us:
“The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress.”
“The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress.”
@rude1.blacksky.team I created a Blacksky account. Is there a way to merge it with this one so I can abandon the butterfly? 🙏
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
@rude1.blacksky.team I created a Blacksky account. Is there a way to merge it with this one so I can abandon the butterfly? 🙏
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Part of the mental challenge of this moment is having to keep in your mind both that these men are pathetic clowns utterly devoid of intellect and worthy of derisive laughter AND the moment is deadly serious and will have terrible consequences.
September 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Part of the mental challenge of this moment is having to keep in your mind both that these men are pathetic clowns utterly devoid of intellect and worthy of derisive laughter AND the moment is deadly serious and will have terrible consequences.
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"I want to be the ancestor they call upon when things go south."
Saw it on a meme with no credit. But. Yes.
Saw it on a meme with no credit. But. Yes.
September 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"I want to be the ancestor they call upon when things go south."
Saw it on a meme with no credit. But. Yes.
Saw it on a meme with no credit. But. Yes.
Sitting outside on a lovely evening in Greece with even lovelier people, enjoying a spritz. #mylifeiadope
September 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Sitting outside on a lovely evening in Greece with even lovelier people, enjoying a spritz. #mylifeiadope
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I learned a lot about some folks this week. Whew.
September 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I learned a lot about some folks this week. Whew.
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Taxing the rich is good policy in more fairly asking those who have accumulated the most wealth from our society to pay more.
BUT an underappreciated additional benefit of taxing the rich is reducing the risk of an unaccountable wealthy class that evades basic societal rules.
BUT an underappreciated additional benefit of taxing the rich is reducing the risk of an unaccountable wealthy class that evades basic societal rules.
September 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Taxing the rich is good policy in more fairly asking those who have accumulated the most wealth from our society to pay more.
BUT an underappreciated additional benefit of taxing the rich is reducing the risk of an unaccountable wealthy class that evades basic societal rules.
BUT an underappreciated additional benefit of taxing the rich is reducing the risk of an unaccountable wealthy class that evades basic societal rules.
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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“Hey quick follow up for the History Respecter — what aspect of the Confederacy are you *most* proud of?
The treason against the United States? The defense of slavery? All the losing? I bet it’s the losing.”
The treason against the United States? The defense of slavery? All the losing? I bet it’s the losing.”
Hegseth on restoring a Confederate monument in Arlington cemetery: "We recognize our history. We don't erase it. We don't follow the woke lemmings off the cliff that want to tear down statues ... we're proud of our history."
August 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“Hey quick follow up for the History Respecter — what aspect of the Confederacy are you *most* proud of?
The treason against the United States? The defense of slavery? All the losing? I bet it’s the losing.”
The treason against the United States? The defense of slavery? All the losing? I bet it’s the losing.”
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Motherfucking wind farms…
On a plane in a window seat. The man in the middle has A LOT of hair on his arms and it keeps tickling my elbow. I’m not even touching the middle armrest. 😭 I’m not cold but I’m putting on my jacket and pressing myself against the window to get away from the hair.
July 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
On a plane in a window seat. The man in the middle has A LOT of hair on his arms and it keeps tickling my elbow. I’m not even touching the middle armrest. 😭 I’m not cold but I’m putting on my jacket and pressing myself against the window to get away from the hair.
I finished quilt #3 just in time for The Biscuit to take it to camp. I only got a picture of the top since it was a rush to do the rest 🤣 #QuiltingThruTheChaos #QuiltSky
July 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I finished quilt #3 just in time for The Biscuit to take it to camp. I only got a picture of the top since it was a rush to do the rest 🤣 #QuiltingThruTheChaos #QuiltSky
My 13yo is flying solo for the first time and I thought I was chill about it. I’m not. 😭 Still so proud of them for being brave enough to do this. 🥹 #TheBiscuitLife
July 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
My 13yo is flying solo for the first time and I thought I was chill about it. I’m not. 😭 Still so proud of them for being brave enough to do this. 🥹 #TheBiscuitLife
This week, I spent time with family, got a gold grill at a sketchy flea market, saw Beyonce in Atlanta, laughed until my sides hurt, hugged my kid a lot, got love from colleagues at work, and I’m having a special dinner with my husband later. #MyLifeIsDopeAndIDoDopeShit
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July 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This week, I spent time with family, got a gold grill at a sketchy flea market, saw Beyonce in Atlanta, laughed until my sides hurt, hugged my kid a lot, got love from colleagues at work, and I’m having a special dinner with my husband later. #MyLifeIsDopeAndIDoDopeShit
Timeline cleanse! 🚨
Last week, @andylippitt.bsky.social and I celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary. The road hasn't always been smooth but I'm genuinely grateful to be traveling it with someone like him. #MyLifeIsDope
Last week, @andylippitt.bsky.social and I celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary. The road hasn't always been smooth but I'm genuinely grateful to be traveling it with someone like him. #MyLifeIsDope
June 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Timeline cleanse! 🚨
Last week, @andylippitt.bsky.social and I celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary. The road hasn't always been smooth but I'm genuinely grateful to be traveling it with someone like him. #MyLifeIsDope
Last week, @andylippitt.bsky.social and I celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary. The road hasn't always been smooth but I'm genuinely grateful to be traveling it with someone like him. #MyLifeIsDope
Hearing and seeing myself on a movie screen at the #TribecaFilmFestival is so WILD to me! Huge congratulations to @giannatoboni.bsky.social and her team for making the Just Kids documentary a reality. BRAVO! I’m proud to be part of such a powerful film. Even my teen thinks I’m kinda cool. 🎉 #filmsky
June 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hearing and seeing myself on a movie screen at the #TribecaFilmFestival is so WILD to me! Huge congratulations to @giannatoboni.bsky.social and her team for making the Just Kids documentary a reality. BRAVO! I’m proud to be part of such a powerful film. Even my teen thinks I’m kinda cool. 🎉 #filmsky
Business owners: If I buy something from your website and, during checkout, I opt out of receiving your promotional emails I MEAN THAT SHIT. If you send me an email after my purchase complete trying to sell me more stuff, I will NEVER shop with your store again. Respect my preferences or fuck off.
April 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Business owners: If I buy something from your website and, during checkout, I opt out of receiving your promotional emails I MEAN THAT SHIT. If you send me an email after my purchase complete trying to sell me more stuff, I will NEVER shop with your store again. Respect my preferences or fuck off.
My second quilt of 2025 is done. I made it as a birthday gift for a dear friend. #CraftingThroughTheChaos
April 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My second quilt of 2025 is done. I made it as a birthday gift for a dear friend. #CraftingThroughTheChaos
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The only thing I really miss about being a child is the phase where I got free Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas for reading books. That was amazing, and the world would be better if we all permanently got pizzas for reading.
April 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The only thing I really miss about being a child is the phase where I got free Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas for reading books. That was amazing, and the world would be better if we all permanently got pizzas for reading.
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I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and cake didn't make you fat and people weren't idiots.
March 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and cake didn't make you fat and people weren't idiots.
If the "Le Poisson Steve" song isn't stuck in your head right now, I'm not sure we can be friends.
April 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If the "Le Poisson Steve" song isn't stuck in your head right now, I'm not sure we can be friends.