Kelli Parker
@kelliparker.com
Indoorsy, Champagne enthusiast, mama, wife, loyal friend to a fortunate few. AFOL. Multi-passionate creative type with approximate knowledge of many things. I'm not mean, I'm direct.
Sitting outside on a lovely evening in Greece with even lovelier people, enjoying a spritz. #mylifeiadope
September 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Sitting outside on a lovely evening in Greece with even lovelier people, enjoying a spritz. #mylifeiadope
I finished quilt #3 just in time for The Biscuit to take it to camp. I only got a picture of the top since it was a rush to do the rest 🤣 #QuiltingThruTheChaos #QuiltSky
July 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I finished quilt #3 just in time for The Biscuit to take it to camp. I only got a picture of the top since it was a rush to do the rest 🤣 #QuiltingThruTheChaos #QuiltSky
My 13yo is flying solo for the first time and I thought I was chill about it. I’m not. 😭 Still so proud of them for being brave enough to do this. 🥹 #TheBiscuitLife
July 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
My 13yo is flying solo for the first time and I thought I was chill about it. I’m not. 😭 Still so proud of them for being brave enough to do this. 🥹 #TheBiscuitLife
Timeline cleanse! 🚨
Last week, @andylippitt.bsky.social and I celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary. The road hasn't always been smooth but I'm genuinely grateful to be traveling it with someone like him. #MyLifeIsDope
Last week, @andylippitt.bsky.social and I celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary. The road hasn't always been smooth but I'm genuinely grateful to be traveling it with someone like him. #MyLifeIsDope
June 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Timeline cleanse! 🚨
Last week, @andylippitt.bsky.social and I celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary. The road hasn't always been smooth but I'm genuinely grateful to be traveling it with someone like him. #MyLifeIsDope
Last week, @andylippitt.bsky.social and I celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary. The road hasn't always been smooth but I'm genuinely grateful to be traveling it with someone like him. #MyLifeIsDope
Hearing and seeing myself on a movie screen at the #TribecaFilmFestival is so WILD to me! Huge congratulations to @giannatoboni.bsky.social and her team for making the Just Kids documentary a reality. BRAVO! I’m proud to be part of such a powerful film. Even my teen thinks I’m kinda cool. 🎉 #filmsky
June 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hearing and seeing myself on a movie screen at the #TribecaFilmFestival is so WILD to me! Huge congratulations to @giannatoboni.bsky.social and her team for making the Just Kids documentary a reality. BRAVO! I’m proud to be part of such a powerful film. Even my teen thinks I’m kinda cool. 🎉 #filmsky
My second quilt of 2025 is done. I made it as a birthday gift for a dear friend. #CraftingThroughTheChaos
April 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My second quilt of 2025 is done. I made it as a birthday gift for a dear friend. #CraftingThroughTheChaos
Five years ago we were bored in the house during the Covid lockdown and had an epic portrait taken that became our 2020 holiday card.
April 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Five years ago we were bored in the house during the Covid lockdown and had an epic portrait taken that became our 2020 holiday card.
Giving away my precious bodily fluids this morning.
March 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Giving away my precious bodily fluids this morning.
After fighting with the binding a bit, I finally finished my quilt and I’m pretty pleased with how it turned out. 😊 #CraftingThruTheChaos
February 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
After fighting with the binding a bit, I finally finished my quilt and I’m pretty pleased with how it turned out. 😊 #CraftingThruTheChaos
Turn this TV off, turn this TV off
February 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Turn this TV off, turn this TV off
To avoid paying attention to {gestures at everything}, I’ve been making a quilt. It’s something I’ve thought about doing for years. I started a few weeks ago and, today, I finished the top. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
February 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
To avoid paying attention to {gestures at everything}, I’ve been making a quilt. It’s something I’ve thought about doing for years. I started a few weeks ago and, today, I finished the top. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Looking around and I think it’s finally time to crack open the Sir Davis whisky I ordered a while back. 🙃🥃
January 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Looking around and I think it’s finally time to crack open the Sir Davis whisky I ordered a while back. 🙃🥃
My dog got his teeth cleaned yesterday and I’ve been getting this adorable side eye ever since we got home.
January 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
My dog got his teeth cleaned yesterday and I’ve been getting this adorable side eye ever since we got home.
Hey northeast. Your weather is down here wildin’ out. Please come get her. 🥶❄️
January 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hey northeast. Your weather is down here wildin’ out. Please come get her. 🥶❄️
Who remembers the fail whale?
July 26, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Who remembers the fail whale?