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They/them, 20+, there will be no rhyme or reason on what I post

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dianaj.bsky.social
Morning thoughts about "AI".

Where do we go from here?
Thoughts about “AI” Yes it’s: The slop The theft The brainrot The loss of work The crumbling of creator rights The destroying of the environment and infrastructure But it's also the destroying of trust in anything that you’re not seeing with your own eyes right in front of you. Wonder now turned to the narrowing of eyes in immediate scepticism seeing something magical. Questioning the realness of everything from a stilted written apology to profound works by students in school. It feels like a slow poison to creativity and humanity at large. [At the bottom is a doodle of me, mouth a thin line, looking at the viewer]
August 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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alyssaharad.bsky.social
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
blipstress.bsky.social violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 2d
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeps.bsky.social
You gotta save da world because you love nice people you can't just only hate bad people all day that's not healthy
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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radiantg.bsky.social
Love trans people as much as you hate JK Rowling

Love Native people as much as you hate Christopher Columbus

Love immigrants as much as you hate ICE

Support marginalized communities even when you aren’t dunking on someone who hurts them
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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tommysiegel.bsky.social
I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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disabilitystor1.bsky.social
This is why OpenAI is selling so aggressively to education at all levels—they want to create entire generations of users incapable of reading, writing and thinking without ChatGPT to hold their hands

And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is
johnperich.com cod:mw:gerd @johnperich.com · 1d
To bear out this rosy projection, HSBC assumes that OpenAI will become "as ubiquitous [...] as Microsoft 365" (345mm users worldwide) while bringing in 10x the number of users (3bn).
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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amiyatzin.bsky.social
they're gonna give the robots human rights and healthcare before they give it to you
abeba.bsky.social Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.bsky.social · 1d
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
Is ChatGPT Conscious? Many users feel they’re talking to a real person. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something. By Jeff Wise, a science journalist and private pilot.
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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spicymochi.bsky.social
Your month, your mini creature!!
Illustration of twelve tiny animals, each labeled with a month from January to December
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
keelednoodles.bsky.social
Crab, vodka, boobs
doxian.bsky.social ~*and they were business associates *~🔞 @doxian.bsky.social · 21h
crabs
friends
nachos

sounds like a good enough time. eating nachos with my crab friends
pablostjohn.bsky.social Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 2d
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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justkeepskeeting.pro
this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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newo1022.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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jupy314.bsky.social
If you still mask up in public areas, you’re a real one. 🙏❤️
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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blushsproutart.bsky.social
I'm fully closing down my shop on November 30th, 2025, due to chronic pain & health issues. If you've been eyeing any of my pins, stickers, or apparel, this is the final chance to purchase anything. ☺️ Thank you so much for your support!
Blushsprout.com 🌱
(note: U.S. shipping only)
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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blushsproutart.bsky.social
Just one week left before my store closes forever.🥹
blushsprout.com

There are still hundreds of original & fandom products in stock - including the "Seconds Bin" pin sale (Buy 4, get 5th free!), TONS of vinyl stickers, plus new discounted B-grade Studio Gacha bags! 💘
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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nicomaramckay.com
Bluesky has finally, quietly posted a position for a one-year remote contract Policy Lead, Trust & Safety position.

Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...

We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.
Screenshot of job posting: Policy Lead, Trust & Safety Fully Remote - Overlap with PST working hours Trust & Safety Remote Contract Bluesky's vision is to make social more like the web itself. We're building a social media app, but beyond that, we've created a protocol that supports a broad ecosystem of applications and clients. Imagine a network of applications - from microblogging to photos to video to long-form writing all interconnected and accessible with a shared identity. As Policy Lead for Trust & Safety, you'll shape the foundation of Bluesky's community guidelines and transform them into actionable, enforceable policy. You'll define how safety and expression coexist on Bluesky, collaborating with moderation operations, product, and engineering teams to design policy systems that scale responsibly. This role combines deep policy knowledge and
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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celmiu.bsky.social
Happy Eevee day~!
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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devinellekurtz.bsky.social
Freeing the Spirits of the Sea
This digital painting is set on a rocky ocean shore. The sky is dark and stormy. The environment is very cool and blue. A girl with black and white hair, wearing a spotted dark-purple cloak, is summoning sparkling, ghostly whales and sea creatures from the ocean. She stands on a rock, lit by the yellow sparkling creatures above.
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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modmad.bsky.social
ah shoot yeah sorry it's from tumblr www.tumblr.com/modmad/80085...
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💬 246  🔁 49897  ❤️ 56988 · Some users report Firefox scoffing CPU power · : You guessed it: looks like it's a so-called AI Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of…
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November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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modmad.bsky.social
THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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bridgetendeavor.bsky.social
Intro screen from the game Snatcher edited to instead read: "This story is dedicated to all those transsexual furry hackers out there who fight against the worst most moneysick humans on the planet every day of their lives."
September 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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pupy
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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farbijan.bsky.social
Whenever this is mentioned, it is obligatory to post xkcd 2381, in which @gretchenmcc.bsky.social shares forbidden linguistic knowledge with the masses.
Black and white comic with stick figures Panel 1: Three stick figures that can only be told apart by their hair. Megan (short dark hair) walks in walks in from the left, looking down at her phone, Cueball (no hair) and Ponytail (light-haired ponytail) are standing next to each other. Megan: Wow - according to the internet, we don't know the true name of the bear. Cueball: What? Panel 2: Gretchen McCulloch, drawn as a stick figure with short, dark, curly hair, comes on-panel from the right. Megan: Apparently there was a superstition that saying its name would summon it. "Bear" and "bruin" mean "the brown one." Its actual name has been lost. Cueball: Wow. Ponytail: Gretchen, is this for real? Panel 3: Zoom-in on Gretchen. Gretchen: Well, sort of Gretchen: The Proto-Indo-European root was *rkto- Gretchen: It was lost in the Germanic languages like English, but survived elsewhere, e.g. Greek "arktos" and Latin "ursus" Panel 4: Back to the second panel, with Megan holding her phone down, Ponytail with her hands in the air, and Gretchen with her hand on her chin. Megan: So could we figure out what the word would have been in English? Gretchen: Hmm. I mean, we'll never know, but given Germanic sound shifts, a reasonable guess might be "arth"? Ponytail: No!! Panel 5: The panel zooms in again to Gretchen. Ponytail (off-panel): Stop! AAAAA! Gretchen: What?? Ponytail (off-panel): Don't say it! Panel 6: Ponytail is holding her palms out. Megan is no longer in the panel. Ponytail: What have you done? Off-panel noise: ROAR (with a wavy speech balloon around it) Gretchen: Oh Gretchen: Oh no
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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jupy314.bsky.social
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Anyway, I buy most of my danmei there now. They have a lot in stock. Shipping isn’t the fastest, but it’s always well packed in my experience.

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November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM