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Keef
@keefthedm.bsky.social
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Some guy, he/them
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hulkykrow.bsky.social
AT AN INSTINCTUAL LEVEL I ORDERED A PIZZA YESTERDAY NOT KNOWING IT WAS INTERNATIONAL PIZZA DAY

MY LUST FOR THE CRUST WILL NOT BE REBUFFED FOR I AM GOD’S STRONGEST ITALIAN STALLION
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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worstwizard.bsky.social
Tried out some new stuff with these Stardew travel illustrations! 🐓
Cindersap Forest Pelican Town Calico Desert Ginger Island
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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xavierck.com
who wants to fuckin party
A plastic container full of white cheddar powder stands on the countertop next to three lines of white powder and a multi blade razor head
September 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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allidejong.bsky.social
i think about this tweet every single day
Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh OOUUuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah
August 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
keefthedm.bsky.social
It's her bag now
An idiot baby sits down in a plastic bag
June 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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antheawest.bsky.social
Putting these Dustbunny Plushies through some tests with my assistant Lance!

#Dustbunnies #plushies #customplushies
May 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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airbagged.bsky.social
Today is the only day you can repost this.
May 3
May 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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animalsbeingcute.bsky.social
Here he comes.. 🐕🐾💖😅
April 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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bulbagarden.net
'Bulbasaur has stopped the trolley with his vines, saving you from having to explore a philosophical scenario' - all the people tied to the tracks smile, knowing that they are safe now
March 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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akifirebird.bsky.social
March 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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misterabk.bsky.social
You didn't like my tabletop gaming anecdote? Huh. I guess you had to be pretending to be there.
March 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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misterbrilliant.bsky.social
This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.
Photograph of the text of a magazine review of The Sims 2: H&M Fashion Stuff.
February 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Mom, can I hold your hand…?
February 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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jonathanslater.bsky.social
Our amazing planet
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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animalsbeingcute.bsky.social
An adorable white mountain stoat hopping through the snow ❄️
January 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Uni :3
January 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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kalvinmacleod.bsky.social
[playing poker]

FRIEND: I’m all in

ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too

FRIEND: um, a pair of kings

ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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moon1over.bsky.social
Italian astrophotographer Marcella Julia Pace spent 10 years capturing these 48 colors of the Moon.
January 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
keefthedm.bsky.social
Happy New Year!

Rest in piss 2024, you shall not be missed
December 31, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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lillhappycloud.bsky.social
Happy New Years ya'll.
December 31, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
Here's the thing about cats: they're perfect. Their tiny little faces? Their triangle ears? Their soft little peets? Literally no complaints.
December 27, 2024 at 12:33 AM