Kelly Austin
@kda.bsky.social
genuine, eager, competent, & cringe
Welp. At least I live in California
October 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Welp. At least I live in California
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shit ain’t over til it’s over
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
shit ain’t over til it’s over
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Shrinking using Fred Again.. to connect a father daughter moment… I was not prepared
June 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Shrinking using Fred Again.. to connect a father daughter moment… I was not prepared
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Time is a river that shapes me. Love is a river that shapes me.
June 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Time is a river that shapes me. Love is a river that shapes me.
I love our life and our little family so much. I feel so so incredibly lucky
June 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I love our life and our little family so much. I feel so so incredibly lucky
Quick before Rahul makes me delete this
May 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Quick before Rahul makes me delete this
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remember that ollafur thing with the sun in there. man that was good
May 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
remember that ollafur thing with the sun in there. man that was good
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Fact: Moms yelling out "careful!" have saved 3.6 million lives so far this year.
May 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Fact: Moms yelling out "careful!" have saved 3.6 million lives so far this year.
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modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
May 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
it’s actually really cute the way Indiana people say “San Fran”
April 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
it’s actually really cute the way Indiana people say “San Fran”
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It's a good as hell day to fight back the urge to be controlled by the despair.
April 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's a good as hell day to fight back the urge to be controlled by the despair.
might fuck around and make this into an illuminated manuscript parakeet.substack.com/p/skittle-fa...
Skittle Factory Dementia Monkey Titty Monetization
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parakeet.substack.com
April 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
might fuck around and make this into an illuminated manuscript parakeet.substack.com/p/skittle-fa...
why do i feel like i personally know jason bateman? how does he vibe like that
August 20, 2023 at 2:19 AM
why do i feel like i personally know jason bateman? how does he vibe like that
not me flying directly into a hurricane
August 20, 2023 at 2:15 AM
not me flying directly into a hurricane
BICEP TONIGHT AHHHH ❤️🧡💙
August 3, 2023 at 2:55 PM
BICEP TONIGHT AHHHH ❤️🧡💙
youre telling me men’s testosterone peaks in the morning? …so the early bird gets the sperm?
July 17, 2023 at 4:59 PM
youre telling me men’s testosterone peaks in the morning? …so the early bird gets the sperm?
theres so much toxic positivity around pregnancy and starting a family like please be for real about how much it also sucks in a lot of ways
July 5, 2023 at 4:06 PM
theres so much toxic positivity around pregnancy and starting a family like please be for real about how much it also sucks in a lot of ways
my east coast ass does not fw these midwest thunderstorms
i’m at my friends house in indianapolis rn like um why is the house shaking
i’m at my friends house in indianapolis rn like um why is the house shaking
July 2, 2023 at 1:55 AM
my east coast ass does not fw these midwest thunderstorms
i’m at my friends house in indianapolis rn like um why is the house shaking
i’m at my friends house in indianapolis rn like um why is the house shaking
The Coronation is the best thing I’ve read about society since Sex at Dawn
is Charles on here yet?!
is Charles on here yet?!
July 1, 2023 at 6:58 PM
The Coronation is the best thing I’ve read about society since Sex at Dawn
is Charles on here yet?!
is Charles on here yet?!
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I love kind people, and aspire to being kind, but I have no interest whatsoever in being nice.
April 26, 2023 at 4:39 AM
I love kind people, and aspire to being kind, but I have no interest whatsoever in being nice.
we need a visionary that isnt politically, financially, or religiously driven which is pretty much impossible for humans so maybe just maybe ai has a role in that
April 23, 2023 at 12:35 AM
we need a visionary that isnt politically, financially, or religiously driven which is pretty much impossible for humans so maybe just maybe ai has a role in that