K.B. Spangler
@kbspangler.com
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K.B. Spangler
@kbspangler.com
· Nov 16
Time for a new pinned post!
I'm KB Spangler, an indie author who creates comics with my partner-in-crime, @alepresser.com
Our current #comics are comedy science fiction & fantasy (FAMILY DEMONS) and fantasy (SIDE QUESTED), because reality is being a bummer and we need more joy.
I'm KB Spangler, an indie author who creates comics with my partner-in-crime, @alepresser.com
Our current #comics are comedy science fiction & fantasy (FAMILY DEMONS) and fantasy (SIDE QUESTED), because reality is being a bummer and we need more joy.
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
For SCIENCE
"A new study has found that eating 50g or more of high-fat cheese a day correlates with a lower risk of developing dementia. That means all cheeses with more than 20 percent fat content, including brie, gouda, cheddar, parmesan, gruyere, and mozzarella." www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study
One of the finest foods available to humanity may carry an unexpected benefit.
www.sciencealert.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
For SCIENCE
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A colloquial German word about someone viewed as low on intellect, especially popular in the 1990s, was Teletubbyzurückwinker. It means “one who waves back at the Teletubbies.”
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
A colloquial German word about someone viewed as low on intellect, especially popular in the 1990s, was Teletubbyzurückwinker. It means “one who waves back at the Teletubbies.”
Reposted by K.B. Spangler
willow ptarmigan. Thank you for spreading the bird word, @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
willow ptarmigan. Thank you for spreading the bird word, @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
Presser out of Providence, looks like they caught the Brown shooter suspect.
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Presser out of Providence, looks like they caught the Brown shooter suspect.
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Y'ALL, MY COPIES ARRIVED AND I'M SHAKING OMGGGGGGG
December 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Y'ALL, MY COPIES ARRIVED AND I'M SHAKING OMGGGGGGG
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Wait. It's real? I assumed it was satire. I ASSUMED IT WAS SATIRE! Is life... satire now?
Today, Trump declared that the nation will host the first-ever “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” featuring high school athletes, one boy and one girl, from each state and territory.
If you think this sounds like The Hunger Games, you're not alone.
If you think this sounds like The Hunger Games, you're not alone.
Trump just announced his own Hunger Games
In case you needed a reminder that we're living in a fascist hellscape.
www.motherjones.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Wait. It's real? I assumed it was satire. I ASSUMED IT WAS SATIRE! Is life... satire now?
Merriam-Webster's social media poster surveys the yard from atop their throne of bones.
When we all get imprisoned for posting I’m definitely gonna be going around the yard asking what y’all said that got you locked up & it better be a banger because that’s how we’ll be establishing our hierarchy
December 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Merriam-Webster's social media poster surveys the yard from atop their throne of bones.
Me (old-fashioned cowboy voice): Gimme another.
Pharmacist: Ma’am, don’t you think you’ve had enough?
Me (steely-eyed stare): I said, hit me again, and this time make it the strongest MMR vaccine you’ve got.
Pharmacist: Ma’am, don’t you think you’ve had enough?
Me (steely-eyed stare): I said, hit me again, and this time make it the strongest MMR vaccine you’ve got.
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Me (old-fashioned cowboy voice): Gimme another.
Pharmacist: Ma’am, don’t you think you’ve had enough?
Me (steely-eyed stare): I said, hit me again, and this time make it the strongest MMR vaccine you’ve got.
Pharmacist: Ma’am, don’t you think you’ve had enough?
Me (steely-eyed stare): I said, hit me again, and this time make it the strongest MMR vaccine you’ve got.
All true. My biggest takeaways from a guy lying to us at full volume for fifteen minutes is that speech wasn’t shown live and was a trial format for the SOTU.
Hi NPR:
1) Trump did not "essentially say" the normal thing you think he said
2) in what universe was this a normal Trump speech. The intensity and inflection. His near-total adherence to the teleprompter. Not a single weird story about some guy he met or real estate. What are you talking about
1) Trump did not "essentially say" the normal thing you think he said
2) in what universe was this a normal Trump speech. The intensity and inflection. His near-total adherence to the teleprompter. Not a single weird story about some guy he met or real estate. What are you talking about
December 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
All true. My biggest takeaways from a guy lying to us at full volume for fifteen minutes is that speech wasn’t shown live and was a trial format for the SOTU.
Panel 1: (Int, night. Woman lying in bed, eyes open, awake. Beside her is a sleeping man. On the floor are dogs, also asleep. No dialogue, small “zzzzz” from sleepers.)
Panel 2: (repeat art)
Panel 3: (repeat art)
Panel 4: (sudden chaos as woman sings) 🎵🎶SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME🎶🎵
Panel 2: (repeat art)
Panel 3: (repeat art)
Panel 4: (sudden chaos as woman sings) 🎵🎶SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME🎶🎵
December 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Panel 1: (Int, night. Woman lying in bed, eyes open, awake. Beside her is a sleeping man. On the floor are dogs, also asleep. No dialogue, small “zzzzz” from sleepers.)
Panel 2: (repeat art)
Panel 3: (repeat art)
Panel 4: (sudden chaos as woman sings) 🎵🎶SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME🎶🎵
Panel 2: (repeat art)
Panel 3: (repeat art)
Panel 4: (sudden chaos as woman sings) 🎵🎶SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME🎶🎵
Simpsons did it with everything in Springfield set at $17.76 in the 2004 episode, "Bart-Mangled Banner."
Dodge should run a $1,776 down payment special on Chargers it may revitalize the economy all on its own.
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Simpsons did it with everything in Springfield set at $17.76 in the 2004 episode, "Bart-Mangled Banner."
Have you tried turning yourself off for 6-8 hours and then on again?
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Have you tried turning yourself off for 6-8 hours and then on again?
Advertisers Stop Using Our Pets' Mortality challenge.
December 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Advertisers Stop Using Our Pets' Mortality challenge.
Yes, I'll be watching the news conference tonight so you don't have to. Mute this thread as it'll be the cesspool.
December 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Yes, I'll be watching the news conference tonight so you don't have to. Mute this thread as it'll be the cesspool.
The videos of the shooter show Average White Guy fully concealed with a face mask and wearing the kind of performance fleece you can grab at any store. This guy can easily disappear into dad bod obscurity. It's going to take luck and labor to track him down.
This shooter, unfortunately, seems to have done a very good job of avoiding having witnesses able to see and convey significant identifying details. So finding him is going to be a long hard slog. It just will.
December 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The videos of the shooter show Average White Guy fully concealed with a face mask and wearing the kind of performance fleece you can grab at any store. This guy can easily disappear into dad bod obscurity. It's going to take luck and labor to track him down.
I need to sit with this metaphor for a few minutes.
This piece was at the free ICA museum earlier this year. Large rotting fruit made from thousands of small rocks, minerals, and gemstones
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I need to sit with this metaphor for a few minutes.
I pushed the delivery date back a month, but that shouldn’t have cancelled all preorders. I’ll look into it!
@kbspangler.com I just got an email from Amazon AU that they have cancelled my Kindle order of Inside Threat. Any idea what is going on?
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I pushed the delivery date back a month, but that shouldn’t have cancelled all preorders. I’ll look into it!
I've now dared to bend to the right while lifting a pair of eyeglasses, I've been informed this is the end of all flesh.
Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I've now dared to bend to the right while lifting a pair of eyeglasses, I've been informed this is the end of all flesh.
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call your reps. find 'em here: reps.fyi
Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison.
Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Protect Trans Care Now
As wave after wave of extreme measures to criminalize and strip trans people of rights and safety continue, tell Congress to act.
action.aclu.org
December 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
call your reps. find 'em here: reps.fyi
The specific food item at the place where I buy that food item has gone up at least 25 cents each month over the last four months and today it’s an additional 70 cents more.
Now do this with nearly every single item of food.
Now do this with nearly every single item of food.
Vance: "Why have rents gone down for 4 consecutive months? Because we're starting to get those illegal aliens out of the USA. Those criminals, those gang members, those people that are taking homes that ought by right go the people in this room. It's simple economics."
December 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The specific food item at the place where I buy that food item has gone up at least 25 cents each month over the last four months and today it’s an additional 70 cents more.
Now do this with nearly every single item of food.
Now do this with nearly every single item of food.
ffs the only take on how the Brown shooter manhunt is going is that shitlords shouldn't be in charge of federal agencies. It's a different issue altogether than how the shooting shouldn't have happened at all, or why we aren't doing anything to prevent future mass shootings.
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
ffs the only take on how the Brown shooter manhunt is going is that shitlords shouldn't be in charge of federal agencies. It's a different issue altogether than how the shooting shouldn't have happened at all, or why we aren't doing anything to prevent future mass shootings.
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We're at... 67 submissions
Though technically the submission deadline is the end of the year, the sooner we reach 100, the earlier I can start doing the layout and have my holiday. So please submit early!
Though technically the submission deadline is the end of the year, the sooner we reach 100, the earlier I can start doing the layout and have my holiday. So please submit early!
#InverteFest season is almost here, which means it's time to submit your bug & slug art! The form closes at 100 entries.
Find more info, download past art book, and submit here:
invertefest.com/#artbook
Find more info, download past art book, and submit here:
invertefest.com/#artbook
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
We're at... 67 submissions
Though technically the submission deadline is the end of the year, the sooner we reach 100, the earlier I can start doing the layout and have my holiday. So please submit early!
Though technically the submission deadline is the end of the year, the sooner we reach 100, the earlier I can start doing the layout and have my holiday. So please submit early!
Truly enjoying John Cena's career arc to top-tier emotional support celebrity.
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Truly enjoying John Cena's career arc to top-tier emotional support celebrity.