yeah we are, we've just got to...thing...hope...stuff

There's a standup routine where some guy explains the differences between all three and then wraps up with "the reason most people don't explain this is because it makes you sound like a pedophile" and that's the only time I ever thought it worked.

True.

If your response is “Why are they sad, the Jets has done [awesome thing]!” I will smile and nod politely while Mahna-Mahna plays in my head.

Willmageddon.

Yay! Their holiday flavors are always amazing!

Whoever could have foreseen that Kash Patel would abuse power, what a twist.

Twitter mod staring into the depths of nothing suddenly found meaning and was terrified

it is unfair how stupid everything is