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Kaz Somers
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Games industry analyst by day, part-time musician at night. My wife and our dog are my partners-in-crime.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Sometimes the most obvious clip is obvious for a reason.
October 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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oh wow, that’s totally different than my experience. the demons who came out when I solved the puzzle box were basically all-in on pleasure. not so much the chains and mutilation
August 24, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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Reporting from post-apocalyptic Portland:

Every garbage can will dispense a whole rotisserie chicken when punched.

The buildings perpetually on fire continue to have floating Go signs to the right.

My neighbour is on the last of his nine life bars and he is redder and moving faster than usual.
October 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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(solemnly) You've had mail.
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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new recession indicator just dropped
all-new The Simpsons movie coming July 23, 2027
September 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (2008)
November 10, 2023 at 9:37 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Giant Bomb lives! Fandom has sold the site to us and it is now fully independent and employee-owned. We'll see you all on Tuesday for the Giant Bombcast.

For more info right now, head over to www.giantbomb.com/join
May 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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I wrote about people who back into parking spots and why they must be stopped. Also the AARP gives some hilarious advice on how you should park. thebarbedwire.com/2025/05/05/b...
Back-In Parkers: Society’s True Menace
Dude, you’re not in the Secret Service. You’re at Jamba Juice.
thebarbedwire.com
May 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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everybody on the timeline rn
May 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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anyhow about every five years i see well-meaning folks try to reinvent the video game magazine and it basically plays out like this
May 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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In response to the Polygon and Giant Bomb news, I created an indie and worker-owned games media starter pack.

I’ll keep adding to it, so suggestions and recommendations are greatly appreciated. Please share!
May 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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uh oh
April 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Congratulations, very cool!
April 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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"Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies HQ Project v2024.torrent"
The entirety of ‘Looney Tunes’ has been removed from Max.
March 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Might rent a golf cart so I can do my own version of these
Bobby Kotick: "You promise this photoshoot will make me look cool?"

Source: Next Generation, May 1999.
March 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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'Did you even say thank you?'
March 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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"I just want to be clear about what's going on here."
- @warren.senate.gov

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIHN...
February 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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December 29, 2024 at 12:00 AM