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@katecat.bsky.social
· Aug 17
(confidently) my Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead skeets wouldve done numbers over on Threads
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men writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where all of the students and teachers are horny for sex
women writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where sex is strictly forbidden… yet John yearns for his fellow student Douglas, who is also a secret monster man
women writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where sex is strictly forbidden… yet John yearns for his fellow student Douglas, who is also a secret monster man
February 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
men writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where all of the students and teachers are horny for sex
women writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where sex is strictly forbidden… yet John yearns for his fellow student Douglas, who is also a secret monster man
women writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where sex is strictly forbidden… yet John yearns for his fellow student Douglas, who is also a secret monster man
I LOVE LANGUAGE (not just saying this to curry fauvel with weird medieval guys)
maybe my favourite etymology: the phrase “curry favour” originates from a medieval french morality poem about a conniving horse named fauvel who amasses a following of sycophantic humans to groom and tend to him.
over time, “currying fauvel” eventually became “currying favour.”
over time, “currying fauvel” eventually became “currying favour.”
December 18, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I LOVE LANGUAGE (not just saying this to curry fauvel with weird medieval guys)
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
TERROR CAMP 2024 BLOWING MY MIND ‼️ fandom and academia dancing through a meadow of wildflowers holding hands
December 7, 2024 at 9:18 PM
TERROR CAMP 2024 BLOWING MY MIND ‼️ fandom and academia dancing through a meadow of wildflowers holding hands
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God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
November 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
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Happy birthday to Bram Stoker, who knew exactly what he was doing with this letter to Walt Whitman
November 8, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Happy birthday to Bram Stoker, who knew exactly what he was doing with this letter to Walt Whitman
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STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I original?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I the only one?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I sexual?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I everything you need?
CLAUDIA GONSON: You better rock your body now
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I the only one?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I sexual?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I everything you need?
CLAUDIA GONSON: You better rock your body now
April 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I original?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I the only one?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I sexual?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I everything you need?
CLAUDIA GONSON: You better rock your body now
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I the only one?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I sexual?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I everything you need?
CLAUDIA GONSON: You better rock your body now
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Vladimir: Well, shall we log off?
Estragon: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off.]
Estragon: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off.]
March 7, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Vladimir: Well, shall we log off?
Estragon: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off.]
Estragon: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off.]
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me a half hour ago: this is not a religious matter, this is about the Palestinian right to a free nation.
me after learning about the IDF sperm retrieval unit: this is a holy war
me after learning about the IDF sperm retrieval unit: this is a holy war
November 14, 2023 at 8:23 PM
me a half hour ago: this is not a religious matter, this is about the Palestinian right to a free nation.
me after learning about the IDF sperm retrieval unit: this is a holy war
me after learning about the IDF sperm retrieval unit: this is a holy war
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There’s a word in modern German slang, Knäckebrottelefonierer, which describes a person who talks into their phone while holding it in front of their mouth like a cracker. It literally means “crispbread phoner”
November 6, 2023 at 2:51 PM
There’s a word in modern German slang, Knäckebrottelefonierer, which describes a person who talks into their phone while holding it in front of their mouth like a cracker. It literally means “crispbread phoner”
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L.L. Bean is short for Ladies Love Bean
October 31, 2023 at 12:25 AM
L.L. Bean is short for Ladies Love Bean
(confidently) my Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead skeets wouldve done numbers over on Threads
August 17, 2023 at 11:09 PM
(confidently) my Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead skeets wouldve done numbers over on Threads
i came here to chew bubblegum and skeet about Olga Tokarczuk's prizewinning 2018 novel Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead, and baby im all out of gum
July 27, 2023 at 5:19 PM
i came here to chew bubblegum and skeet about Olga Tokarczuk's prizewinning 2018 novel Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead, and baby im all out of gum
janina duszejko after committing half a dozen murders:
July 27, 2023 at 4:37 PM
janina duszejko after committing half a dozen murders:
janina duszejko got me like #notallserialkillers
July 27, 2023 at 3:22 PM
janina duszejko got me like #notallserialkillers
just read a crime novel from the 1960s where the huge SHOCK TWIST is that the killer isn't a man she's a LESBIAN. representation win 💪
July 26, 2023 at 9:01 PM
just read a crime novel from the 1960s where the huge SHOCK TWIST is that the killer isn't a man she's a LESBIAN. representation win 💪
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who else homgrhry
July 26, 2023 at 5:32 PM
who else homgrhry
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(David Attenborough voice) this is how they arrive on earth
July 26, 2023 at 1:24 PM
(David Attenborough voice) this is how they arrive on earth