Karl Guzzman
@karlguzzman.bsky.social
KARL GUZZMAN IS NOT ON BLUESKY
This is par on course for the man: www.gq.com/story/donald...
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is par on course for the man: www.gq.com/story/donald...
Even as a metaphor this is too heavy handed
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Even as a metaphor this is too heavy handed
@andrewbowser.bsky.social I just recognized you in an episode of Homicide: Life on the Streets as a prep school kid along with Elijah Wood. Wild Easter egg.
October 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
@andrewbowser.bsky.social I just recognized you in an episode of Homicide: Life on the Streets as a prep school kid along with Elijah Wood. Wild Easter egg.
A sci fi story where corporations figured out how to use excess brain power and have incentivized the smartest people to idle in front if tv all day in exchange for monetization.
An intrepid reporter discovers a conspiracy to eventually cut the revenue and hold the brains in servitude.
An intrepid reporter discovers a conspiracy to eventually cut the revenue and hold the brains in servitude.
October 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A sci fi story where corporations figured out how to use excess brain power and have incentivized the smartest people to idle in front if tv all day in exchange for monetization.
An intrepid reporter discovers a conspiracy to eventually cut the revenue and hold the brains in servitude.
An intrepid reporter discovers a conspiracy to eventually cut the revenue and hold the brains in servitude.
Trump tried to pull a Gaddafi today at the UN. www.theguardian.com/world/2009/s...
Libyan leader Gaddafi speaks for more than an hour at UN general assembly
Unscripted speech touched on various issues including swine flu and the JFK assassination
www.theguardian.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Trump tried to pull a Gaddafi today at the UN. www.theguardian.com/world/2009/s...
He knew he misspoke, look at his little side look right after. This is the first time I’ve ever seen him realize or tacitly acknowledge his bullshit.
Reporter: The president of Venezuela called the strike on the boat illegal
Trump: What’s illegal is the fact that 300 million people died last year from drugs
Trump: What’s illegal is the fact that 300 million people died last year from drugs
September 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
He knew he misspoke, look at his little side look right after. This is the first time I’ve ever seen him realize or tacitly acknowledge his bullshit.
It’s to confuse would be thieves
August 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It’s to confuse would be thieves
It’s crazy if this ends up being his last statement/what killed him
August 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It’s crazy if this ends up being his last statement/what killed him
The secret is to make a multi post tweet where no one ever gets close to the explanation.
The US Department of Health and Human Services is arguing with a cable news channel to say that french fries aren’t unhealthy
August 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The secret is to make a multi post tweet where no one ever gets close to the explanation.
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Finally watched a video with this man, regarding him with caution. What wisdom does he have to share or is it peril
August 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Finally watched a video with this man, regarding him with caution. What wisdom does he have to share or is it peril
Couldn’t say it to his face
August 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Couldn’t say it to his face
This is the curmudgeon energy we need.
Trump: It looks like it’s about $3.1 billion
Powell: I’m not aware of that.
Trump: It just came out
Powell: You just added in a third building
Trump: It’s a building that’s being built
Powell: It was built five years ago.
Powell: I’m not aware of that.
Trump: It just came out
Powell: You just added in a third building
Trump: It’s a building that’s being built
Powell: It was built five years ago.
July 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This is the curmudgeon energy we need.
They recycled the Saddam character into Trump which is a good reference but also incredibly lazy. A true Sourh Park gag.
Holy smokes South Park went scorched earth on Trump for their season 27 premiere….Paramount is gonna love this after giving Trey Parker and Matt Stone a cool $1.5B streaming deal….🤣💀
July 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
They recycled the Saddam character into Trump which is a good reference but also incredibly lazy. A true Sourh Park gag.
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Reporter: You had to pull the rule because of fear of Epstein votes—
Johnson: No. We don’t have any fear. There is no fear here. I will not allow the house to be dragged into political gamesmanship
Johnson: No. We don’t have any fear. There is no fear here. I will not allow the house to be dragged into political gamesmanship
July 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Reporter: You had to pull the rule because of fear of Epstein votes—
Johnson: No. We don’t have any fear. There is no fear here. I will not allow the house to be dragged into political gamesmanship
Johnson: No. We don’t have any fear. There is no fear here. I will not allow the house to be dragged into political gamesmanship
Which cable tv station will be the first to produce an ICE police procedural in the hopes of getting in the good grace of this administration?
July 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Which cable tv station will be the first to produce an ICE police procedural in the hopes of getting in the good grace of this administration?
This should suprise no one
June 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This should suprise no one
His speaking is more and more aligned with Trumps mannerisms.
Host: Are you saying the US did not see intelligence that the Supreme Leader had ordered weaponization?
Rubio: That’s irrelevant
Host: No, that's a key point
Rubio: No it’s not… Forget about intelligence
Rubio: That’s irrelevant
Host: No, that's a key point
Rubio: No it’s not… Forget about intelligence
June 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
His speaking is more and more aligned with Trumps mannerisms.
They couldn’t use the sky camera angles because it would betray the tiny crowds. Instead we get these street level shots that are terrible.
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
June 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
They couldn’t use the sky camera angles because it would betray the tiny crowds. Instead we get these street level shots that are terrible.
« We’re all going to die » is going to become a rallying cry for some nefarious stuff.
May 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
« We’re all going to die » is going to become a rallying cry for some nefarious stuff.
This guy looks like if Eli Manning absorbed Peyton Manning
brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
May 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This guy looks like if Eli Manning absorbed Peyton Manning
RFK Jr looks like a garbage pail
Kid so it checks out
Kid so it checks out
I’m still stuck on RFK jr swimming in rock creek park.
May 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
RFK Jr looks like a garbage pail
Kid so it checks out
Kid so it checks out
I just remembered Aaron Carter died in 2022 and people were surprised but not that surprised.
April 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I just remembered Aaron Carter died in 2022 and people were surprised but not that surprised.
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Do you have an opinion on the suits worn at the Canadian federal Leader's debate tonight?
April 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Do you have an opinion on the suits worn at the Canadian federal Leader's debate tonight?
Andrew Scheer is somehow a shittier version of Poilievre.
Oh my god. This is a real Tory ad. Indescribably uncomfortable.
April 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Andrew Scheer is somehow a shittier version of Poilievre.
Move over fentanyl, the new hotness in smuggling is going to be phones and other consumer goods.
Wall Street tanks. China hits back. Trump golfs through the chaos. iPhones may hit $3,200, recession fears soar, and protests are erupting nationwide.... As Trump says it's a “great time to get rich.” Today’s Bulletin has it all.
Today in Politics, Bulletin 105. 4/4/25
… It was a bloodbath on Wall Street today, as Trump’s ‘Liberation Day’ tariffs are liberating people from their retirement savings and investments.
www.meidasplus.com
April 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Move over fentanyl, the new hotness in smuggling is going to be phones and other consumer goods.