Karl Dandleton
@karl-dandleton.bsky.social
You can tell - with perfect accuracy - whether someone’s nerdiness is performative by the presence or absence of an ‘s’ in Lego
May 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You can tell - with perfect accuracy - whether someone’s nerdiness is performative by the presence or absence of an ‘s’ in Lego
you ever start your coffee sip too early and run out of air before the coffee hits your lips
February 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
you ever start your coffee sip too early and run out of air before the coffee hits your lips
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BOX WINE IS A LIE! The box is only there to conceal the BAG of wine. You're drinking bag wine! Box wine is bag wine! Box wine is bag wine!
January 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
BOX WINE IS A LIE! The box is only there to conceal the BAG of wine. You're drinking bag wine! Box wine is bag wine! Box wine is bag wine!
night blimp
NIGHT BLIMP?!
December 23, 2024 at 2:20 AM
night blimp
good
A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...
December 22, 2024 at 9:31 PM
good
if you don’t like frovos jokes you can tell me instead if you want
hey just a reminder that if you don’t like my joke it’s okay to not tell me
December 17, 2024 at 12:42 AM
if you don’t like frovos jokes you can tell me instead if you want
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Well, it’s been nice knowing y’all 💀
December 6, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Well, it’s been nice knowing y’all 💀
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
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They call it sin because it sounds much nicer than saying Jesus died because you fucked up.
December 6, 2024 at 5:01 PM
They call it sin because it sounds much nicer than saying Jesus died because you fucked up.
finally someone brave enough to say it
tigers should have guns
December 7, 2024 at 12:25 AM
finally someone brave enough to say it
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sometimes i will like and reskeet something i have literally no idea what it means because im a good friend and an ally
December 3, 2024 at 3:20 PM
sometimes i will like and reskeet something i have literally no idea what it means because im a good friend and an ally
shut up nerd
Rivalry games emotional enough without planting flags. Winners must act with class, too: The NCAA should fine teams and suspend players who attempt to denigrate emblems and logos. It has been a firestarter for years.
Rivalry games emotional enough without planting flags. Winners must act with class, too
The NCAA should fine teams and suspend players who attempt to denigrate emblems and logos. It has been a firestarter for years.
dlvr.it
December 1, 2024 at 3:36 PM
shut up nerd
always and forever: elvis andrus
November 28, 2024 at 6:35 PM
always and forever: elvis andrus
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the pottery scene from Ghost but making a cheesesteak instead
November 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM
the pottery scene from Ghost but making a cheesesteak instead
finally brave enough to say it but i have only been guessing as to what “you can take me hot to go” even means. it’s too late for me but maybe there’s still time for you to learn from my ignorance
November 22, 2024 at 7:13 PM
finally brave enough to say it but i have only been guessing as to what “you can take me hot to go” even means. it’s too late for me but maybe there’s still time for you to learn from my ignorance
Do yall have dumb names for kids toys/lovies? Like do you have to look your spouse in the eye and with the gravity of a president issuing a nuclear strike command ask “where is dog-dog”?
May 17, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Do yall have dumb names for kids toys/lovies? Like do you have to look your spouse in the eye and with the gravity of a president issuing a nuclear strike command ask “where is dog-dog”?
more like atlas of the fart
February 3, 2024 at 12:09 AM
more like atlas of the fart
sleve mcdichael was already taken
December 31, 2023 at 4:08 PM
sleve mcdichael was already taken