Carafe Helps
karaph.bsky.social
Carafe Helps
@karaph.bsky.social
Writer. She/her.
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From France, 1978: Toys and Household from La Redoute

(+Go to the post office to deposit a money order; A kitchen with running water!; Tea time...; Pastry chefs and pastry cooks: to your rolling pins!; A dressing table; Chocolate: much better in porcelain!, and more)

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November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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CASHIER: oh i don't need to see ID, thanks

ME: is it bc the light has left my eyes?
October 7, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Holding a hand to my heart while reading your wonderful posts, receiving them gratefully with great magnanimity.
Each contribution is like a petal falling gently onto my brow.
December 21, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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How great is this
His blue plaque is still one of the all timers.
December 14, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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Little Accents by Vasily Kandinsky, 1940

https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137937
June 2, 2024 at 9:40 AM
First piece of published comedy writing! thebelladonnacomedy.com/i-am-a-huge-...
I Am a Huge Fan of Water Parks and I Need a New Haircut
I’m exclusively a water park girlie, got it?
thebelladonnacomedy.com
April 12, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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I've accomplished so much since falling to the bottom of this well
March 17, 2024 at 2:16 AM
A long time ago, I turned off automatic updates. So when Twitter became X, I stopped updating that app altogether. I’m still opening “Twitter,” and I’m still seeing the bird at the top. Every few days I see a popup like this, but I just close the app and reopen it and it goes away.
February 25, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Finally watching Succession and I just want to say I get it now
January 3, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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This piece about how a radical art collective planted subversive props in 3 years' worth of Melrose Place episodes (and made Aaron Spelling look very stupid) has quite simply changed my life
One of the Most Audacious Pranks in History Was Hidden in a Hit TV Show for Years. Not Everyone Foun...
Abortion activism, anti-gun propaganda, and HIV awareness, smuggled onto prime time.
slate.com
December 13, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Mike’s Hot Hard Honey Lemonade
October 7, 2023 at 1:46 PM
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The best things in life are free but the worst things in life are also free
September 28, 2023 at 6:46 AM
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BRAAAAAIDS

-zombie sleepover
September 24, 2023 at 11:25 AM
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HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY
September 24, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Devastated to report that a handful of almonds is really a perfect snack
September 16, 2023 at 2:31 PM
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Your daily reminder that it’s OK for first drafts of anything to be rough around the edges, like this original concept sketch for the facehugger in “Alien,” drawn by screenwriter Dan O’Bannon
September 8, 2023 at 1:36 AM
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it is our prerogative as human beings to morph
September 8, 2023 at 11:02 PM
I’ve been staying silent for the last few days and trying to get a sense of what we’re doing here. Still not quite sure. Hi.
September 2, 2023 at 8:47 PM