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kanonroo.bsky.social
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I want a girl with the right allocations

Who's fast and thorough and sharp as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the facility and picking up slack

I want a girl with a strong floor and a hiiiiiiigh ceiling!
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I miss when LiveStreamFails vaguely attempted to highlight more humorous failures and wasn't dedicated to running Hasan smear campaigns or other bullshit drama.
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
She's not wrong
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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This is Super Creek,
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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uma musume ranked by how much i would trust them with a gun
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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🍙
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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POV: YOU PLAY 1 ROUND OF CITY TRIAL
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Images that make you die inside
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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were so fucking back guys
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I love how being ignorant is the default position of online gaming discourse and getting the facts straight means you're white knighting.
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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In honor of John Fetterman saying Bluesky is cruel on CNN I would just like to say that I wish him a full and speedy recovery and nothing but the best in his health and also fuck you John Fetterman
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This for gamers so much oh my god.
We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Who in this blip of a lifetime, on this fragile earth, in this whisper of a dream of an existence, has ever assumed a continuity in the James Bond franchise
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
With the way gamers talk about Linux on the internet and Steam you would think it was becoming a major gaming OS but its still not putting a dent into Windows.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
That Eurogamer review of Arc Raiders slamming the game because of the AI voices sounds so opportunistic to me. EG knows the game is very popular and people are enjoying it and this will give their review a lot of clicks. I hate how people assume I support AI when I say something like this.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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The trick to finding your lost items is to order its replacement. The lost one will magically be found as soon as you spend money
ADHD death gambit
"This is not my normal spot but I'll remember where I put it"
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM