LalunKee
@kalunlee.bsky.social
Lawyer. I also foster dogs and mock the powerful.
Know those cliche jokes about waiting at the DMV? That’s actually CVS
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Know those cliche jokes about waiting at the DMV? That’s actually CVS
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Yes, you are.
Fight or GTFO.
Fight or GTFO.
August 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Yes, you are.
Fight or GTFO.
Fight or GTFO.
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14-year-old mad about Chuck Schumer not doing anything
August 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
14-year-old mad about Chuck Schumer not doing anything
Non-political (even though everything seems to be political): leave Meghan Markle be. JFC, who cars how the jam was made. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it.
July 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Non-political (even though everything seems to be political): leave Meghan Markle be. JFC, who cars how the jam was made. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it.
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We already knew that Emil Bove was unfit to serve as a federal judge.
Now we see additional confirmation of that fact.
How can we trust someone with such contempt of the law to be a fair arbiter of the law?
Now we see additional confirmation of that fact.
How can we trust someone with such contempt of the law to be a fair arbiter of the law?
June 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
We already knew that Emil Bove was unfit to serve as a federal judge.
Now we see additional confirmation of that fact.
How can we trust someone with such contempt of the law to be a fair arbiter of the law?
Now we see additional confirmation of that fact.
How can we trust someone with such contempt of the law to be a fair arbiter of the law?
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If you think it can’t happen here, remember that it already did. In 1942 soldiers came with rifles to our home and ordered us out. They put us in internment camps. Most of us were citizens.
June 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If you think it can’t happen here, remember that it already did. In 1942 soldiers came with rifles to our home and ordered us out. They put us in internment camps. Most of us were citizens.
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Hey do we know where Vance is going to be in LA today?
Asking...for me.
Asking...for me.
June 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hey do we know where Vance is going to be in LA today?
Asking...for me.
Asking...for me.
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I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
June 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
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Share this EVERYWHERE!
June 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Share this EVERYWHERE!
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We wanted to understand the theory that Joe Biden was executed and replaced by clones in 2020. So we talked with three involuntarily celibate crypto investors at a Whataburger in Buford.
June 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
We wanted to understand the theory that Joe Biden was executed and replaced by clones in 2020. So we talked with three involuntarily celibate crypto investors at a Whataburger in Buford.
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There is no way on earth that this or any other administration would sanction, encourage or enable a large-scale attack on Russian nuclear delivery systems. Recall that the May 2024 strikes on Russian early warning radar caused signifiant concern in Washington. www.axios.com/2025/06/01/u...
Ukraine launches massive drone strike on air bases deep inside Russia
Ukraine did notify the Trump administration of the attack in advance.
www.axios.com
June 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
There is no way on earth that this or any other administration would sanction, encourage or enable a large-scale attack on Russian nuclear delivery systems. Recall that the May 2024 strikes on Russian early warning radar caused signifiant concern in Washington. www.axios.com/2025/06/01/u...
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“TACO Trump” Chickens Out of “No Tax on Social Security” Campaign Pledge
Trump spins seniors on watered down GOP Bill meidasnews.com/news/taco-tr...
Trump spins seniors on watered down GOP Bill meidasnews.com/news/taco-tr...
“TACO Trump” Chickens Out of “No Tax on Social Security” Campaign Pledge
Trump spins seniors on watered down GOP Bill
meidasnews.com
June 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“TACO Trump” Chickens Out of “No Tax on Social Security” Campaign Pledge
Trump spins seniors on watered down GOP Bill meidasnews.com/news/taco-tr...
Trump spins seniors on watered down GOP Bill meidasnews.com/news/taco-tr...
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If you’re reading this as a defense of Al Franken and not a condemnation of Kristin Gillibrand’s inconsistency, please go touch all the grass
May 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If you’re reading this as a defense of Al Franken and not a condemnation of Kristin Gillibrand’s inconsistency, please go touch all the grass
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Trump hurt my business, gave measles to my kids, canceled the cancer treatment that probably would’ve saved my life, and nearly crashed the last plane that I took. But I’m still glad I voted for him because he’s going to make those kids at Oberlin eat that damn banh mi.
May 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Trump hurt my business, gave measles to my kids, canceled the cancer treatment that probably would’ve saved my life, and nearly crashed the last plane that I took. But I’m still glad I voted for him because he’s going to make those kids at Oberlin eat that damn banh mi.
Why is he still alive?
May 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Why is he still alive?
The US is fascism in freedom drag.
May 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The US is fascism in freedom drag.
FAFO. Too bad it ended up hurting their migrant workers, but Trump voting farmers can get fucked www.burlingtonfreepress.com/story/life/2...
'These guys work six 12-hour days': VT dairy farms anxious after migrant workers arrested
When Border Patrol agents arrested eight migrant workers on a dairy farm in Berkshire, the entire dairy farming industry in Vermont felt the shockwaves.
www.burlingtonfreepress.com
May 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
FAFO. Too bad it ended up hurting their migrant workers, but Trump voting farmers can get fucked www.burlingtonfreepress.com/story/life/2...
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The FTC’s new investigation into Media Matters is just the latest example of the Trump regime targeting its critics. Media Matters is a liberal watchdog group that published research showing ads for major brands appearing next to antisemitic and hateful content on X.
May 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The FTC’s new investigation into Media Matters is just the latest example of the Trump regime targeting its critics. Media Matters is a liberal watchdog group that published research showing ads for major brands appearing next to antisemitic and hateful content on X.
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Federal judge dresses down Alina Habba:
"Your role is not to secure convictions at all costs, nor to satisfy public clamor, nor to advance political agendas. Your allegiance is to the impartial application of the law, to the pursuit of truth and to the upholding of due process for all."
"Your role is not to secure convictions at all costs, nor to satisfy public clamor, nor to advance political agendas. Your allegiance is to the impartial application of the law, to the pursuit of truth and to the upholding of due process for all."
May 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Federal judge dresses down Alina Habba:
"Your role is not to secure convictions at all costs, nor to satisfy public clamor, nor to advance political agendas. Your allegiance is to the impartial application of the law, to the pursuit of truth and to the upholding of due process for all."
"Your role is not to secure convictions at all costs, nor to satisfy public clamor, nor to advance political agendas. Your allegiance is to the impartial application of the law, to the pursuit of truth and to the upholding of due process for all."
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Some advice to the doom and gloom crowd who wanna speedrun straight to armed rebellion/dystopic hoarding - if I can’t trust you to show up to city council meetings and give public comment, what the fuck makes you think I’m going to trust you with a weapon at my back?
May 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Some advice to the doom and gloom crowd who wanna speedrun straight to armed rebellion/dystopic hoarding - if I can’t trust you to show up to city council meetings and give public comment, what the fuck makes you think I’m going to trust you with a weapon at my back?
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My statement on the charges filed against me:
May 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My statement on the charges filed against me:
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Kristi Noem, our homeland security secretary, does not know a literally 1000-year-old core legal principle. Arguably the first, foundational legal principle of a free society.
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Kristi Noem, our homeland security secretary, does not know a literally 1000-year-old core legal principle. Arguably the first, foundational legal principle of a free society.
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Bet she knows what aisle of Ulta Beauty has the hair extensions
KIM: Do you know what section of the Constitution the suspension clause of habeas corpus is in?
NOEM: I do not. Nope.
KIM: Do you know which article is it in?
NOEM: I do not, sir.
NOEM: I do not. Nope.
KIM: Do you know which article is it in?
NOEM: I do not, sir.
May 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Bet she knows what aisle of Ulta Beauty has the hair extensions
A masted ship crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge. It’s not safe to fly. Can we all agree that Sean Duffy is legit the shittiest Secy of Transportation?
May 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A masted ship crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge. It’s not safe to fly. Can we all agree that Sean Duffy is legit the shittiest Secy of Transportation?
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I have endured his scurrilous attacks for years. He has sued me for racketeering — and lost. He has unleashed his right-wing army of online trolls. Since his reelection, he has threatened me, defamed me and singled me out by name in two executive orders. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/my-t...
My Time on 60 Minutes and Why I Refuse To Stay Silent
From Marc | From the opening words of Judge Beryl Howell’s opinion to the 60 Minutes closing credits, this has been an emotional weekend for me personally.
www.democracydocket.com
May 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I have endured his scurrilous attacks for years. He has sued me for racketeering — and lost. He has unleashed his right-wing army of online trolls. Since his reelection, he has threatened me, defamed me and singled me out by name in two executive orders. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/my-t...