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SideEye Sam
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🌊The Resistance will see you now #FBR @anandwrites.bsky.social is my spirit animal. Res ipsa sucks ♡ Sparks will fly ♡ DMs at your peril
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"Hey look, our leader can fly! Let's join him!!"
Prescient Founding Fathers Series #3729: "I'm worried we've left too many loopholes for future generations of white male losers."
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Yo, farmers, where ya at? I have some questions about how to plant the best magic beans to get the tallest beanstalk
October 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Okay, #JackSmith is now officially my Hall Pass
October 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
🍎Canada's 'Boycott America' Movement Hurting the Exact Apathetic Dipshits It Was Intended To

There @cnn.com, I fixed it for you clowns
Canada’s ‘boycott America’ movement is hurting innocent bystanders | CNN Business
Virginia Distillery CEO Gareth Moore was bullish on his company’s American single malt whisky sales north of the border when 2025 kicked off.
www.cnn.com
October 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
BREAKING: Department of War reveals they've welcomed Nobel Peace Prize Winner, Venezuela's Maria Machado, to the regio...never mind
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Dropped my dog off at the groomers and, BAM!
October 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Come to America. Where law abiding is illegal, where lawlessness is celebrated, where pedophilia is cherished and feeding children is taboo. Welcome sinners, crooks, traitors, gun slingers, abusers, thieves and liars. You are home.
October 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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The people who’ve been calling you baby murderers your whole life want you to turn down the temperature.
October 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What part of the "Comeback" was the 'Never leading and losing by less than previously losing' part?
September 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
One side wants to eliminate their problems. The other side wants to live with their problems. Which side lives longest?
September 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Iger was worried he was going to get Dershowitzed on the vineyard #Kimmel
September 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"All Patriotic Americans are hereby ordered to watch and love today's memorial celebrations for our Dear Leader's Fourth Son© under penalty of death, or banishment to the Outer Provinces"
September 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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September 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
If your job can be done by any jackoff who shows up off the street, you weren't really that big a deal
September 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Fuck JD Vance and the couch he rode in on
September 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Hey look, our leader can fly! Let's join him!!"
September 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
#SouthPark gonna be lit this week
September 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired
September 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Truth bomb‼️

This man should be the one speaking on college campuses…

“They’re planning for us to turn on each other and make this culture war a civil war. I am begging you, please, for the love of God, for the love of our neighbors… do not take the bait.”

Watch
September 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
We may be fucked, but we're gonna be fucked while being clever
Someone followed the Notional Guard around DC playing the Imperial March from Star Wars.
September 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I hadn’t seen this. Kirk, the moderate free speech guy who did politics the right way per some liberals (!), called for Biden to be executed.

Meanwhile Joe Biden put out a very strong statement condemning Kirk’s killing.

Both sides!
Charlie Kirk: Joe Biden should be "put in prison and/or given the death penalty for crimes against America"
www.mediamatters.org
September 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I absolutely condemn the killing this week. But let’s be clear: Turning Point USA and its allies have been harassing professors across the nation for years. 4/
September 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Patel put the INCOMPETENT in the Famous But Incompetent
September 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM