SideEye Sam
@sideeyesam.bsky.social
🌊The Resistance will see you now #FBR @anandwrites.bsky.social is my spirit animal. Res ipsa sucks ♡ Sparks will fly ♡ DMs at your peril
Prescient Founding Fathers Series #3729: "I'm worried we've left too many loopholes for future generations of white male losers."
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Prescient Founding Fathers Series #3729: "I'm worried we've left too many loopholes for future generations of white male losers."
BREAKING: Department of War reveals they've welcomed Nobel Peace Prize Winner, Venezuela's Maria Machado, to the regio...never mind
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
BREAKING: Department of War reveals they've welcomed Nobel Peace Prize Winner, Venezuela's Maria Machado, to the regio...never mind
Dropped my dog off at the groomers and, BAM!
October 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Dropped my dog off at the groomers and, BAM!
What part of the "Comeback" was the 'Never leading and losing by less than previously losing' part?
September 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What part of the "Comeback" was the 'Never leading and losing by less than previously losing' part?
"All Patriotic Americans are hereby ordered to watch and love today's memorial celebrations for our Dear Leader's Fourth Son© under penalty of death, or banishment to the Outer Provinces"
September 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"All Patriotic Americans are hereby ordered to watch and love today's memorial celebrations for our Dear Leader's Fourth Son© under penalty of death, or banishment to the Outer Provinces"
If your job can be done by any jackoff who shows up off the street, you weren't really that big a deal
September 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If your job can be done by any jackoff who shows up off the street, you weren't really that big a deal
Patel put the INCOMPETENT in the Famous But Incompetent
September 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Patel put the INCOMPETENT in the Famous But Incompetent
We don't deserve nice things...
July 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We don't deserve nice things...
The Loser-Cabal is gathering in TAMPA, in JULY.
Do you know how much of a cheap loser organization you have to be to drag hundreds of your followers to Florida in the middle of July? Yep, that kind.
Do you know how much of a cheap loser organization you have to be to drag hundreds of your followers to Florida in the middle of July? Yep, that kind.
July 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The Loser-Cabal is gathering in TAMPA, in JULY.
Do you know how much of a cheap loser organization you have to be to drag hundreds of your followers to Florida in the middle of July? Yep, that kind.
Do you know how much of a cheap loser organization you have to be to drag hundreds of your followers to Florida in the middle of July? Yep, that kind.
GOP gonna ride this pachyderm to the same end that befell Hannibal's that first winter
July 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
GOP gonna ride this pachyderm to the same end that befell Hannibal's that first winter
Elon can be shamed, Trump cannot. I'm #TeamKetateam
June 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Elon can be shamed, Trump cannot. I'm #TeamKetateam
1pm in the Rose Garden today, don't miss it...
May 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
1pm in the Rose Garden today, don't miss it...
Do not fear Kentucky tornado victims, your god and savior will be by shortly...
May 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Do not fear Kentucky tornado victims, your god and savior will be by shortly...
Don't worry, their god and savior will be by shortly...
May 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Don't worry, their god and savior will be by shortly...
Uh oh.
M Esss 13 in da houz
M Esss 13 in da houz
May 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Uh oh.
M Esss 13 in da houz
M Esss 13 in da houz