Kallan Larsen
@kallamanders.bsky.social
sociologist, great laker, pickle-maker. she/her
wearing my lions sweatshirt with my carhartt beanie so people at the airport know the beanie isn’t performative
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
wearing my lions sweatshirt with my carhartt beanie so people at the airport know the beanie isn’t performative
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I need a cigarette (Coke Zero)
August 31, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I need a cigarette (Coke Zero)
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Screaming obscenities in the bar over a targeting call in a 17 point game. Football’s back baby.
August 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Screaming obscenities in the bar over a targeting call in a 17 point game. Football’s back baby.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social i hate this timeline
August 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social i hate this timeline
this is my son’s first college football game, and I love that for him.
August 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
this is my son’s first college football game, and I love that for him.
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okay time 2 become the worst version of myself
August 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
okay time 2 become the worst version of myself
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One of our librarians just tracked down “a book with a red cover and I think a romance plot that I might have read in the 9th grade,” can AI do that? (unsurprisingly, the book was blue)
August 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
One of our librarians just tracked down “a book with a red cover and I think a romance plot that I might have read in the 9th grade,” can AI do that? (unsurprisingly, the book was blue)
heard a squeaking noise while the kettle was on to boil. tell my why my first thought was to open the merlin bird ID app 💀
July 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
heard a squeaking noise while the kettle was on to boil. tell my why my first thought was to open the merlin bird ID app 💀
do 7-11s in other countries have free slurpee day on november 7?
July 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
do 7-11s in other countries have free slurpee day on november 7?
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Criticizing the pope for "suicidal empathy."
Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.
Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.
May 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Criticizing the pope for "suicidal empathy."
Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.
Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.
today i learned you can head butt in basketball
May 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
today i learned you can head butt in basketball
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MICHIGAN HAD PLAYERS DRAFTED AT PICKS 13 AND 10
April 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
MICHIGAN HAD PLAYERS DRAFTED AT PICKS 13 AND 10
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Thinking of the time Mason Graham scooped a fumble with a club hand
April 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Thinking of the time Mason Graham scooped a fumble with a club hand
mason graham well done thou good and faithful servant
April 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
mason graham well done thou good and faithful servant
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In addition to the bigger problems, calling Jackie Robinson unworthy demonstrates an unbelievable lack of ball-knowing. Upon hearing "they called Jackie Robinson DEI," normal people will be astounded to learn how little ball the regime knows. Impossible to know less ball
March 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
In addition to the bigger problems, calling Jackie Robinson unworthy demonstrates an unbelievable lack of ball-knowing. Upon hearing "they called Jackie Robinson DEI," normal people will be astounded to learn how little ball the regime knows. Impossible to know less ball
POR. QUÉ. NO. LOS. DOS.
They don’t want women getting PhDs, they want them pregnant
Heritage: "reducing federal higher education subsidies and loan cancellation that place the federal thumb on the scale in favor of spending years in postsecondary work of questionable value will help young Americans to start and expand their families." www.heritage.org/education/re...
March 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
POR. QUÉ. NO. LOS. DOS.
yesterday’s wordle:
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March 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
yesterday’s wordle:
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What if they simply went undefeated, ended the career of the greatest coach in the sport, and were way cooler in every single way
i get youre a michigan fan, but beating the #6, #10, #9, #1, #5, and #8 ranked teams to win a national title is the best/most difficult run we have seen to a national title.
it is simply true for one year. next year, someone may have a harder path, but for one year, they have the greatest run
it is simply true for one year. next year, someone may have a harder path, but for one year, they have the greatest run
March 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What if they simply went undefeated, ended the career of the greatest coach in the sport, and were way cooler in every single way
the disguises on the americans are so funny. most of them are fine, some of them are awful, and none of them would fool anybody
March 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
the disguises on the americans are so funny. most of them are fine, some of them are awful, and none of them would fool anybody
being famous enough for Jeopardy to write a clue about you but not being famous enough for anyone to know the answer is either the ideal or funniest level of fame
February 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
being famous enough for Jeopardy to write a clue about you but not being famous enough for anyone to know the answer is either the ideal or funniest level of fame
one day you’re a kid and the next you have to make an emergency leek run
February 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
one day you’re a kid and the next you have to make an emergency leek run
thinking about the Brazilian who roasted my husband for referring to himself as an American: "America extends from the farthest north of Greenland to the tip of Tierra del Fuego." Someone should tell Trump and his cronies about that re: Gulf of America
February 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
thinking about the Brazilian who roasted my husband for referring to himself as an American: "America extends from the farthest north of Greenland to the tip of Tierra del Fuego." Someone should tell Trump and his cronies about that re: Gulf of America
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seeing some really inaccurate reporting
Trump did not revoke the Equal Employment Opportunity Act (1972). The president can’t just revoke laws.
He revoked the Equal Employment Opportunity Order (1965).
Trump did not revoke the Equal Employment Opportunity Act (1972). The president can’t just revoke laws.
He revoked the Equal Employment Opportunity Order (1965).
![The Equal Employment Opportunity Act of 1972 is a United States federal law which amended Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 (the "1964 Act") to strengthen protections against employment discrimination. It prohibits discrimination in the workplace based on race, color, national origin, sex, religion, age, disability, and marital or familial status. Specifically, it empowered the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission to take enforcement action against individuals, employers, and labor unions which violated the employment provisions of the 1964 Act, and expanded the jurisdiction of the commission as well. It also required employers to make reasonable accommodation for the religious practices of employees.[4]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dcqu7njxhf7cixehpgcuzw7h/bafkreiayxocbmz4vdkbtqt6ukxsa2b3izztplpo57stzq7472c5bqglaya@jpeg)
January 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
seeing some really inaccurate reporting
Trump did not revoke the Equal Employment Opportunity Act (1972). The president can’t just revoke laws.
He revoked the Equal Employment Opportunity Order (1965).
Trump did not revoke the Equal Employment Opportunity Act (1972). The president can’t just revoke laws.
He revoked the Equal Employment Opportunity Order (1965).
ok this is evil, right?
January 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
ok this is evil, right?