phyllis stalnaker
@kaleidoscope-eyes.bsky.social
a winter bitch but summer’s in my blood
my follower count is a lie, I block aggressively
weedhead, tramp • midwestern gremlin • mid 30s • they/them/theirs • 🔞
my follower count is a lie, I block aggressively
weedhead, tramp • midwestern gremlin • mid 30s • they/them/theirs • 🔞
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just pondering some stuff
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
just pondering some stuff
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I don't have a TikTok but my friends always come through with the most relevant ones
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I don't have a TikTok but my friends always come through with the most relevant ones
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Look at this baby penguin
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Look at this baby penguin
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I have never felt so seen
I will scream an ear off about the tyranny of bloodless, joyless, rote hyperrealism for HOURS
I will scream an ear off about the tyranny of bloodless, joyless, rote hyperrealism for HOURS
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I have never felt so seen
I will scream an ear off about the tyranny of bloodless, joyless, rote hyperrealism for HOURS
I will scream an ear off about the tyranny of bloodless, joyless, rote hyperrealism for HOURS
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i am woven from the love i am given
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i am woven from the love i am given
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boobs, yall. breasts even
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
boobs, yall. breasts even
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the TDOR sale has been extended to midnight tonight!!!
use “TDOR2025” for 15% off of everything in the shop, including all these sick harnesses ✨
warmleatherette.com
use “TDOR2025” for 15% off of everything in the shop, including all these sick harnesses ✨
warmleatherette.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
the TDOR sale has been extended to midnight tonight!!!
use “TDOR2025” for 15% off of everything in the shop, including all these sick harnesses ✨
warmleatherette.com
use “TDOR2025” for 15% off of everything in the shop, including all these sick harnesses ✨
warmleatherette.com
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cardio so i can dance all night long. core workouts for a grabbable waist. squats and hip workouts for a fat ass to throw back
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
cardio so i can dance all night long. core workouts for a grabbable waist. squats and hip workouts for a fat ass to throw back
Of course the woman repping HP in 2025 is friends with cops. Hideous.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Of course the woman repping HP in 2025 is friends with cops. Hideous.
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Ok, ok so we didn't get to #Visser last time. So we are dedicating a WHOLE NIGHT to it! Join us 11/21 at twitch.tv/AnimorphsAnonymous
We are talking #animorphs #KAApplegate #Twitch #Stream
We are talking #animorphs #KAApplegate #Twitch #Stream
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Ok, ok so we didn't get to #Visser last time. So we are dedicating a WHOLE NIGHT to it! Join us 11/21 at twitch.tv/AnimorphsAnonymous
We are talking #animorphs #KAApplegate #Twitch #Stream
We are talking #animorphs #KAApplegate #Twitch #Stream
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fuck it, TDOR flash sale, on til 11:59pm EST
featuring some of my lovely trans friends as models 🖤
@puritystinks.bsky.social
Violence
@xvixvianax.bsky.social
and me!
“TDOR2025” for 15% off at warmleatherette.com
featuring some of my lovely trans friends as models 🖤
@puritystinks.bsky.social
Violence
@xvixvianax.bsky.social
and me!
“TDOR2025” for 15% off at warmleatherette.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
fuck it, TDOR flash sale, on til 11:59pm EST
featuring some of my lovely trans friends as models 🖤
@puritystinks.bsky.social
Violence
@xvixvianax.bsky.social
and me!
“TDOR2025” for 15% off at warmleatherette.com
featuring some of my lovely trans friends as models 🖤
@puritystinks.bsky.social
Violence
@xvixvianax.bsky.social
and me!
“TDOR2025” for 15% off at warmleatherette.com
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trans day of remembrance sucks because we’re the only ones who ever give a shit about it. if cis people took it as a day to go “wow through our callous disregard for the safety of trans people we sure did kill a lot of trannies” every year that might be worth something but we don’t even get that
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
trans day of remembrance sucks because we’re the only ones who ever give a shit about it. if cis people took it as a day to go “wow through our callous disregard for the safety of trans people we sure did kill a lot of trannies” every year that might be worth something but we don’t even get that
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And, also, if you run a business that regularly purchases shipping supplies: ULINE is run by some of the worst people on Earth. Get your boxes and tape elsewhere.
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
And, also, if you run a business that regularly purchases shipping supplies: ULINE is run by some of the worst people on Earth. Get your boxes and tape elsewhere.
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i want two penises a 5th vagina and 16 bitches
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
i want two penises a 5th vagina and 16 bitches
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being gay means wanting matchies for everything
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
being gay means wanting matchies for everything
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it’s transgender awareness week, i’m trans and extremely broke rn, please consider supporting me and my work
warmleatherette.com
warmleatherette.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
it’s transgender awareness week, i’m trans and extremely broke rn, please consider supporting me and my work
warmleatherette.com
warmleatherette.com
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My next presentable watercolor attempt, after a few more flubs and restarts. 😅 I still have a *lot* to learn, but I'm really enjoying the process along the way.
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My next presentable watercolor attempt, after a few more flubs and restarts. 😅 I still have a *lot* to learn, but I'm really enjoying the process along the way.
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i ALSO feel very vacuum about all the snackies i can't have, in all honesty. and the snackies that have made me feel vacuum after eating them bc they were surprise gluten/corn.
whomst indeed
whomst indeed
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November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i ALSO feel very vacuum about all the snackies i can't have, in all honesty. and the snackies that have made me feel vacuum after eating them bc they were surprise gluten/corn.
whomst indeed
whomst indeed
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i know i usually advertise with the flashy stuff, but i also make some very affordable basics!!! go check them out ✨
warmleatherette.com/collections/...
warmleatherette.com/collections/...
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i know i usually advertise with the flashy stuff, but i also make some very affordable basics!!! go check them out ✨
warmleatherette.com/collections/...
warmleatherette.com/collections/...
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lol I fucking knew that little shit wasn't to be trusted.
Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.
Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
lol I fucking knew that little shit wasn't to be trusted.
Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.
Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.
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do you have any fucking idea how fucking insane it is that the country is dictated by the whims of a cabal of dementia addled pedophiles while literally every person i know and talk to is two audiobooks away from being a card carrying communist
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
do you have any fucking idea how fucking insane it is that the country is dictated by the whims of a cabal of dementia addled pedophiles while literally every person i know and talk to is two audiobooks away from being a card carrying communist
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should have called it chainsaw puppyboy
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
should have called it chainsaw puppyboy