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phyllis stalnaker
@kaleidoscope-eyes.bsky.social
710 followers 310 following 1.2K posts
a winter bitch but summer’s in my blood

my follower count is a lie, I block aggressively

weedhead, tramp • midwestern gremlin • mid 30s • they/them/theirs • 🔞
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Album cover for Anything Else But The Truth by The Honorary Title. On the right there’s a large panda chewing on a leg and dripping blood down the front of themselves, with a small brunette girl in a green dress to the left
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Blankets goblin had never seen such bullshit Four panels of more and more middle fingers bc fuck that guy A cat with a human hand holding a gun for a tail [stares in especially heinous]
October 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I’ve been watching mostly shows lately okay
Letterboxd recent activity showing Descendants Rise of Red and then K Pop Demon Hunters three times
September 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Extremely me today. Just walking around work repeatedly thinking “it’s the fascism, boss” while trying to keep from collapsing.
Tumblr screenshot with the following text: nitewrighter Mar 26 Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM. #the current horrors 2025 edition
September 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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A clown under an umbrella smoking a cigarette. It’s Tim Curry dressed as It and wrapped in a blue blanket, presumably on the movie set between takes.
September 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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HELL YEAH JONA YOU MAGNIFICENT MONARCH YOU FRICKIN DID IT
You get a gold star for that shit! A white cat is surrounded by hearts and fire emojis oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah woo yeah oh yeah oh woo woo yeah woo yeah woo yeah woo time yeah yeah woo yeah
August 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Look at this perfect little muppet of a cat
Millie, a grey cat with green eyes, sitting on a bed in front of a brown dresser
July 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Small joys
A tree with the sun poking thru, as viewed from a balcony. The sky is bright blue and there’s a couple small clouds.
June 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Team Rocket
May 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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She doing little snores 😭
A grey cat is laying on her side on a brown couch, her head is resting on a blue and white blanket. She is sleeping with her front paws on her owner’s elbow.
May 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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A discarded reply asking “what that mouth do”
April 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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two soda fountain flavors labeled “hooting” and “hollering” are being pushed by a hand labeled “me”
March 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I never said I was drunk, I just said I wanna smooch on somebody
That’s my secret, I’m always horny (Bruce Banner “thats my secret, Cap, I’m always angry”)
March 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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New little guy just dropped
picrew version of Lee. They’re a cute little guy.
February 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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The “aliens” meme but it says gender
December 29, 2024 at 8:56 AM
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bro fr
it is difficult to be alive
December 29, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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new display name
mugshot N-271 Phyllis Stalnaker weedhead, tramp
December 28, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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I feel this and I gotchu
You get a gold star for that shit!
December 28, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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when the tabs take exactly one hour to hit
*chefs kiss* Rihanna in Caribbean carnival dress with her tongue out
December 26, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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Gave my kid an incredible Christmas morning and now I would like to stop existing for the rest of the day thaaaaaaanks
Lie down, try not to cry, cry a lot
December 25, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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It is definitely Christmas Eve babyyyy time to make dinner and make a drink
Exhausted Bugs Bunny Screaming Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec
December 25, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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The self destructive urge to celebrate a year without cigarettes by having a cigarette
distorted screaming cat “BOI! what in the FUCC lmao” A woman stares into the middle distance with a blank expression. “The best case scenario is that he’s an idiot.”
December 23, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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This is my holiday vibe tbh
Henry the VIII- I don’t have any money, but I do have a thicc ass and lots of love to give Cashier- haha so…. cash or credit
December 19, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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new banner image
many raccoons are gathered, overlayed with the text: DEATH IS COMING EAT TRASH BE FREE
December 15, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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four albums that dropped when I was in high school & defined my taste in music forever
Dead Poetic- New Medicines Finch- What It Is To Burn Taking Back Sunday- Tell All Your Friends AFI- Sing The Sorrow
December 8, 2024 at 4:37 AM