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Kaled
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Coffee, Music, Cinema.

San Francisco.
I forget about Woody Allen, all the time. And then something reminds of Woody Allen and it never doesn't remind me what Woody Allen is like.
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Horrifying if literal: Stone Temple Pilots.
December 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
AI Slop...but branded.
NEWS

Disney is investing $1 billion in OpenAI and licensing over 200 of its characters for use in OpenAI’s video platform Sora.

bit.ly/44pgsRr
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Burger King Crimson
weezerschnitzel
Jack in the Candlebox
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Beck is a Jeff Buckley for white guys who like DJ Shadow.
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Thankful that I woke up again and realized I'm not Bill Maher.

Imaging having that face and intellect.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Horrifying if literal: circle back.
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A new album from JMSN and another from Tame Impala on the same day is just criminal behavior.
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I suppose we're implicated in the belief that in Dubai, it's just called "chocolate."
October 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Me timbers?

Shiver them.
October 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Do I tell the groom it's obvious that ChatGPT wrote that poem in his wedding vows, my god it's AI slop everywhere I go.
September 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Is it OK if I just quote the raven sparingly?
September 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Happy Demi Adejuyigbe Day.
September 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
age verification?
I used to rewind my cassette tapes using bic pens to save batteries on my yellow walkman.
age verification?
two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun
age verification? I still have my AOL Online cds I’m using for coasters
July 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I have two wolves inside of me and both are named Duran. And man, am I hungry.
July 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Coldplay is just Boneless U2
July 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"Kim, there are people dying"
July 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
me: "I don't think I'm chronically online"

also me (starts a family conversation by addressing the room as "Chat...")
June 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Remember when Amy's Baking Company was the wildest thing the internet had to offer?

Good times.
June 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Who gets custody of Joe Rogan?
June 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tweet like it's 2011 I suppose.
Lord grant me the patience of having to accept how backwards MS Outlook & its apps are after having used Google suite at work for over a decade now.

(looking at other users) "you live like this???"
June 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Lord grant me the patience of having to accept how backwards MS Outlook & its apps are after having used Google suite at work for over a decade now.

(looking at other users) "you live like this???"
June 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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tech guy 1: how could we make the hiring process more dehumanizing

tech guy 2: what if you could be ghosted by a chatbot

tech guy 1: holy shit
May 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM