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Kalpal
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they/them australia
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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bug moment
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I treat boycotts as personal blood vendettas. This is about me physically harming a corporation, not about me telling any other human how to live their life.

I don’t have time to judge others while I’m digging two graves for me and Target.
As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from our herd to yours!

The goat's Thanksgiving feast included these veterinarian-approved foods: mashed turnip, a side of baby food, pears, blueberries, long-shaved carrots, mocktails (muddled beet juice), willow, maple, and evergreen.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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started playing chrono trigger today
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I watched Turn A Gundam in a Discord server with about 10 other people. The server had soundboard clips of Turn A's OP, so every time we started a new episode it sounded like this
March 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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“sixty four of god’s own megabytes” is such a great phrase
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Jennifer English realizing she's a lesbian and falling in love with one of her mocap directors (Aliona Baranova) over the course of making BG3 and seeing all the queer folks embracing Shadowheart and the impact the game had is genuinely one of the best stories in game production in a long time
Congrats to Jennifer English for winning the Best Lead Performer award at the 2025 #GoldenJoystickAwards!

And her acceptance speech about queer joy was a love letter to @aliona.bsky.social 🥹🌈
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It's very sunny today
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Remembrance
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, I would have you remember that there are trans people alive who need your action now, not your reflective words later.

Remembering us is not enough.
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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if you think that ao3 needs a dislike button, block me. we have nothing to say to one another. I'm honestly done being nice about this. there is no algorithm to teach. it's an archive. wanting a dislike button is just a request for the ability to be hateful with no consequences
no way people are asking for a dislike button on ao3 bestie that’s the back button your browser
February 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Ok here we go. Its redraw HAHA
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Arctic foxes, Sven and Freya, the most perfect snow puffs!

During summer, an Arctic fox's fur changes to a brown-grayish hue to camouflage with the tundra. They sport a fluffy white coat in winter to blend in with the snow and ice.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Self Made Man 🌙 Redux
April 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Genuinely, as someone who plays several live service games I always have a checklist that's like
- Ask yourself if you're having fun
- Never have a "forever game", play or read or do other stuff alongside it
- Don't set paid subs to auto-renew
- Think about what you want, not what the game wants
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM