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i do not think, therefore i do not am
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I bet Abe Lincoln kept a big sandwich under that hat
December 14, 2024 at 4:51 AM
I bet Abe Lincoln kept a big sandwich under that hat
i need trader joe’s to make their own version of killer dave’s and call it like homicidal joe’s or some shit. pyromaniac joe’s
December 14, 2024 at 5:22 PM
i need trader joe’s to make their own version of killer dave’s and call it like homicidal joe’s or some shit. pyromaniac joe’s
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"You shouldn't find joy in rich people suffering, anyway let's watch a nice family film like A Christmas Carol, a story about how the only way to get rich people to show some humanity is to make them suff... WAIT"
December 5, 2024 at 7:30 PM
"You shouldn't find joy in rich people suffering, anyway let's watch a nice family film like A Christmas Carol, a story about how the only way to get rich people to show some humanity is to make them suff... WAIT"
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I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
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Maybe people wouldn't get so mad at health insurance companies if we accurately described how they work. Paying premiums doesn't buy you care, it buys you the opportunity to pay an unknown amount for care in the future. Hmm ok that may make people more mad actually
December 5, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Maybe people wouldn't get so mad at health insurance companies if we accurately described how they work. Paying premiums doesn't buy you care, it buys you the opportunity to pay an unknown amount for care in the future. Hmm ok that may make people more mad actually
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
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this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared
December 5, 2024 at 7:38 PM
this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared
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putting velcro on all my walls so I can just stick the baby there if I need to set her down for a second
December 6, 2024 at 1:04 AM
putting velcro on all my walls so I can just stick the baby there if I need to set her down for a second
can someone with artistic talent make a graphic that says “violence against oppressors is always defensive” bc i definitely can’t
December 6, 2024 at 1:13 AM
can someone with artistic talent make a graphic that says “violence against oppressors is always defensive” bc i definitely can’t
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we need a disney princess who is osha forklift certified
November 29, 2024 at 9:19 PM
we need a disney princess who is osha forklift certified
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can a man get a “hell yeah” for his thanksgiving lamb shawarma or has the woke left made that illegal
November 30, 2024 at 12:14 AM
can a man get a “hell yeah” for his thanksgiving lamb shawarma or has the woke left made that illegal
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It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool
November 30, 2024 at 12:57 AM
It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool
one direction: do you remember summer ‘09?
me (who was 11 at the time) : yeah
me (who was 11 at the time) : yeah
November 22, 2024 at 3:31 AM
one direction: do you remember summer ‘09?
me (who was 11 at the time) : yeah
me (who was 11 at the time) : yeah
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calling JG Wentworth through a ouija board
November 22, 2024 at 3:21 AM
calling JG Wentworth through a ouija board
someone just filled up their fkn transformer or something
November 21, 2024 at 11:06 PM
someone just filled up their fkn transformer or something
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We need more fagg*t-themed xmas rom-coms
November 21, 2024 at 1:50 PM
We need more fagg*t-themed xmas rom-coms
bruh has two teeth and one foot in the grave and is out here pushing anti-science rhetoric
November 21, 2024 at 8:39 PM
bruh has two teeth and one foot in the grave and is out here pushing anti-science rhetoric
why is it called “pooping your pants” and not an “accshitdent”
November 21, 2024 at 1:02 PM
why is it called “pooping your pants” and not an “accshitdent”
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we need more shitposting here I don't care what your top 100 favorite movies are with peace and love
November 20, 2024 at 3:37 PM
we need more shitposting here I don't care what your top 100 favorite movies are with peace and love
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Appreciate this may not be a universally popular opinion but the less you treat BlueSky as a crusade or cause, and the more you position it as simply a superior user experience with a better governance approach, the more sustainable the growth will be.
November 20, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Appreciate this may not be a universally popular opinion but the less you treat BlueSky as a crusade or cause, and the more you position it as simply a superior user experience with a better governance approach, the more sustainable the growth will be.
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Hi, I’m God.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
Thanks,
God
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
Thanks,
God
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Hi, I’m God.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
Thanks,
God
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
Thanks,
God