Muffin_Chips
@muffinchips.bsky.social
Movies. Cats. Dogs. Video games. Eurovision. Tennis. Barbies. Glenn Close. 5'5 1/4"
I write about Eurovision at escetcblog.com
I write about Eurovision at escetcblog.com
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Muffin_Chips
@muffinchips.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Now that we can pin posts I feel morally obligated to bring this back:
Reply to this post and I will greet you with either hi handsome or hi fagg*t
Reply to this post and I will greet you with either hi handsome or hi fagg*t
Gay people be like "she saved my life" and it's just the Japanese exorcist school girl from The Cabin in the Woods
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Gay people be like "she saved my life" and it's just the Japanese exorcist school girl from The Cabin in the Woods
No one:
Jacob Elordi in Frankenstein:
Jacob Elordi in Frankenstein:
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
No one:
Jacob Elordi in Frankenstein:
Jacob Elordi in Frankenstein:
Despite what you might've heard, All's Fair is actually IT
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Despite what you might've heard, All's Fair is actually IT
It's 5 PM why does it looks like midnight outside. Who asked for this. Who needs this
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's 5 PM why does it looks like midnight outside. Who asked for this. Who needs this
Listen to your dad and go vote today
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Listen to your dad and go vote today
Instead of for The Fighter Melissa Leo should have won the Oscar for the scene where the Korean terrorists beat the living shit out of her in Olympus Has Fallen
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Instead of for The Fighter Melissa Leo should have won the Oscar for the scene where the Korean terrorists beat the living shit out of her in Olympus Has Fallen
RIP
They don't make them like that anymore.
They don't make them like that anymore.
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
RIP
They don't make them like that anymore.
They don't make them like that anymore.
In my mind this is what I look like
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In my mind this is what I look like
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When the two of us get together.
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
When the two of us get together.
I'm so excited and st*ned for this
Guiding @muffinchips.bsky.social on a trip to the Pacific Northwest.
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm so excited and st*ned for this
Come make me an espresso martini and sit in my lap
October 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Come make me an espresso martini and sit in my lap
Gay vertical drama series are horrible/amazing I just finished watching My Mafia Pilot Boyfriend and there's one called My Serial Killer Lover
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Gay vertical drama series are horrible/amazing I just finished watching My Mafia Pilot Boyfriend and there's one called My Serial Killer Lover
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They should do a season of Survivor with 18 castaways named Linda.
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
They should do a season of Survivor with 18 castaways named Linda.
Omg I am so st*ned AMA
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Omg I am so st*ned AMA
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
If I see another Sherill or C*attatelli ad I'm gonna write in Glenn Close for NJ governor
October 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If I see another Sherill or C*attatelli ad I'm gonna write in Glenn Close for NJ governor
Officially insured my Barbie collection 🤡
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Officially insured my Barbie collection 🤡
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Google Maps: In 2 miles, stay on the same road. In 1 mile, do not exit. In 500 feet, resist the temptation to diverge. Bestie, stay.
Also Google Maps: At this literal fork in the road, figure it out.
Also Google Maps: At this literal fork in the road, figure it out.
July 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Google Maps: In 2 miles, stay on the same road. In 1 mile, do not exit. In 500 feet, resist the temptation to diverge. Bestie, stay.
Also Google Maps: At this literal fork in the road, figure it out.
Also Google Maps: At this literal fork in the road, figure it out.
I love this man and his commitment to giving us THIGHS no matter the month or the season
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I love this man and his commitment to giving us THIGHS no matter the month or the season
🚨CRITERION SALE FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS🚨
October 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
🚨CRITERION SALE FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS🚨
Still thinking about her
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Still thinking about her
Y'ALL.
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Y'ALL.
Seated for Wake Up Dead Man circle prayer starts NOW
October 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Seated for Wake Up Dead Man circle prayer starts NOW
Celebrity Traitors UK is a GODDAMN DELIGHT
October 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Celebrity Traitors UK is a GODDAMN DELIGHT