Benjamin
@bjchi.bsky.social
The blonde Inside Out dad 👨🏼
31 | Chicago ‘burbs📍
31 | Chicago ‘burbs📍
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Tonight’s drink:
A Clover Club
A Clover Club
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Tonight’s drink:
A Clover Club
A Clover Club
My ADHD hack for when I can’t fall asleep? Drown out my inner thoughts by listening to EDM. Works like a charm. 😴
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
My ADHD hack for when I can’t fall asleep? Drown out my inner thoughts by listening to EDM. Works like a charm. 😴
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Here for my Tuesday briefing 😉
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Here for my Tuesday briefing 😉
The fact the bottom guy just has to lay back and vibe while going 70+mph is WILD.
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The fact the bottom guy just has to lay back and vibe while going 70+mph is WILD.
I need to go take care of something… 😮💨
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I need to go take care of something… 😮💨
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
“I respect boundaries”
“push me around”😈
February 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
“I respect boundaries”
Of course I browned the butter for my Kraft Mac & Cheese. 🤤
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Of course I browned the butter for my Kraft Mac & Cheese. 🤤
Don’t ya love when a hairstyle settles into something that’s perfect by the end of the day? 👌
February 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Don’t ya love when a hairstyle settles into something that’s perfect by the end of the day? 👌
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Bulk is going nicely…
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Bulk is going nicely…
Ok sex is nice buuuuuut…
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Ok sex is nice buuuuuut…
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“No Ai won’t be taking my job. It still sucks.”
“No Ai won’t be taking my job. It still sucks.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Have you tried restarting it?”
“Have you tried restarting it?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“It worked on my machine.”
“It worked on my machine.”
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“No Ai won’t be taking my job. It still sucks.”
“No Ai won’t be taking my job. It still sucks.”
Ah yes. The Winter Olympics. The time where I get my fill of curling viewership to last me another 4yrs. 🥌❤️
February 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Ah yes. The Winter Olympics. The time where I get my fill of curling viewership to last me another 4yrs. 🥌❤️
What’s everyone’s go-to cocktail? 🍸🍹
February 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
What’s everyone’s go-to cocktail? 🍸🍹
Snoop Dog at the Olympics!
That man is doing side quests at this point. And I respect him for that.
That man is doing side quests at this point. And I respect him for that.
February 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Snoop Dog at the Olympics!
That man is doing side quests at this point. And I respect him for that.
That man is doing side quests at this point. And I respect him for that.
What do you call what Team Canada is wearing? A backwards poncho? The proportions/fit are throwing me off. Looks comfy ngl tho.
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
What do you call what Team Canada is wearing? A backwards poncho? The proportions/fit are throwing me off. Looks comfy ngl tho.
Basic consciousness:
Because woke
February 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Basic consciousness:
On par for this week, woke up without any hot water 🙃
February 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
On par for this week, woke up without any hot water 🙃