Benjamin
@bjchi.bsky.social
The blonde Inside Out dad 👨🏼
31 | Chicago ‘burbs📍
31 | Chicago ‘burbs📍
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Share a great female villain.
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December 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Share a great female villain.
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Just this… but blonde.
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just this… but blonde.
🗣️ SIRI PLAY DEFYING GRAVITY 🍑
December 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
🗣️ SIRI PLAY DEFYING GRAVITY 🍑
Don’t judge but... 😅
2026 will be the year I finally get a bidet. 🍑💦
Any recommendations?
2026 will be the year I finally get a bidet. 🍑💦
Any recommendations?
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Don’t judge but... 😅
2026 will be the year I finally get a bidet. 🍑💦
Any recommendations?
2026 will be the year I finally get a bidet. 🍑💦
Any recommendations?
Morning Would you like to take care of this? (Work with me. It’s early 😅)
December 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Morning Would you like to take care of this? (Work with me. It’s early 😅)
Always love my lil’ morning scroll to catch up what ya’ll have been up to across the world ❤️👋
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Always love my lil’ morning scroll to catch up what ya’ll have been up to across the world ❤️👋
🍑🤤
December 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
🍑🤤
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I’m just a muscle hole with a small pole
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m just a muscle hole with a small pole
Yes I did win next round. 🏆
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Yes I did win next round. 🏆
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My scrolling through my friends nudes
October 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My scrolling through my friends nudes
“Hey Ben do you have any present unwrapping pictures on your phone?”
“Yeah hold on a sec.”
Not a package I want you open. 😳😅
“Yeah hold on a sec.”
Not a package I want you open. 😳😅
truly nothing more terrifying then being asked to show people a picture on your phone at a family gathering and watching in gay horror as they pass your phone around the room from person to person 🫣
December 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“Hey Ben do you have any present unwrapping pictures on your phone?”
“Yeah hold on a sec.”
Not a package I want you open. 😳😅
“Yeah hold on a sec.”
Not a package I want you open. 😳😅
…and to all a good night 😘
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
…and to all a good night 😘
I am the diva of dress up 😎
December 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I am the diva of dress up 😎
🎄❤️😍
Happy Crimus. It’s Chrismun. Merry Crisis. Merry Chrysler to all my oomfs near and far!
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
🎄❤️😍
Merry Xmas from one guest bathroom to yours! 🎄🎅🏻
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Merry Xmas from one guest bathroom to yours! 🎄🎅🏻
It’s just what I asked Santa for! 😍
Your present is under the tree, sorry I didn't have time to wrap it
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
It’s just what I asked Santa for! 😍
You did an amazing job buddy 😘❤️
@bjchi.bsky.social loosely inspired my #humpday, except he’s way better at posing than I 😅
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You did an amazing job buddy 😘❤️
when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw
“Just a bit”
Suuuureeeeeeee
Suuuureeeeeeee
Just a bit of Christmas Eve hump day jiggle ☺️🎄 #humpday
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“Just a bit”
Suuuureeeeeeee
Suuuureeeeeeee
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS