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Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
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March 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Y'all.

❤️

#uglydogs
Quince Mountain on the Iditarod Trail
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March 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
hey fox what the fuck is this headline
March 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Ryan just saw a cat on a leash in a rest stop food court and he DIDNT TAKE A PICTURE or CALL ME TO COME IN AND SEE IT
December 26, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I am extraordinarily embarrassed that I literally didn't know this about Lindbergh until...now.
Oh yes he does; Lindbergh was still a hero (for Atlantic flight) when he and I were kids. (The Nazi part got whitewashed out.)
September 29, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Give me a Lion-Bills Superbowl with a Weird Al halftime show. I am begging the NFL, make this happen.
Just give me a Weird Al halftime show please
February 12, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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mithril shirt was a good choice. crafted by the Elves. more valuable than the Shire itself.
February 12, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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The first few notes of Yeah are like sleeper agent trigger words that activate older millennials
February 12, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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I only just noticed the “end racism” officially painted in the end zone perimeter… right above the Chiefs logo
February 12, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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I forgot to post this here--my Christmas card from this year.

I had to draw it one-eyed because of an eyestrain problem, so it's not very detailed or exciting.

It is a jingle borb.

#birds
December 26, 2023 at 2:47 AM
@thegoldenratio4.bsky.social the sound effect for FIISH SCANDAL UPDATES should be fish finder beeps!!
December 19, 2023 at 11:58 AM
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This quote about a statue of Robert E. Lee is 10/10. No notes.
They made me cut it because the source didn't want to use their name, but a Smithsonian official told me they didn't want these monuments because "museums aren't America's attic for its racist shit."
October 27, 2023 at 5:35 PM
"how many samples?" "Well, it could be anywhere from several dozen to several hundred" "oh"
October 12, 2023 at 1:46 PM
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"We turn our backs for two minutes, and boom, we find Commander sitting there on the National Mall with the entire Washington Monument in his mouth."
Commander Biden Gnaws Washington Monument Down To Slobber-Covered Stub
WASHINGTON—Noting that there was no excuse for the first dog’s most recent instance of bad behavior, the White House confirmed Thursday that Commander Biden had gnawed the Washington Monument down...
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October 5, 2023 at 8:50 PM
I am formally begging every non-male senator to wear casual or costume attire until the Senate passes a resolution that doesn't blatantly ignore the existence of other genders
September 28, 2023 at 6:06 PM
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You can tell banning trans people from sport is not *actually* about physical characteristics, because it also includes chess.
September 20, 2023 at 10:49 AM
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A murderer tries to stab me but with each thrust of his knife I block it with a sweet potato and after six stabs or so I gently place it in the oven at 400 degrees for 45 minutes
September 6, 2023 at 9:12 PM
@jengolbeck.bsky.social I don't know why but this seems like something you would be very interested in apnews.com/article/bull...
Police stop Nebraska man for bucking the law with a bull riding shotgun in his car
A car driving with a bull in it was pulled over in northeast Nebraska’s biggest city, but don’t worry, he didn’t steer. Norfolk Police Capt.
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September 2, 2023 at 3:17 AM