Socar Myles
@packbawky.bsky.social
Kind of a hoser. Likes birds.
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the ULP strike. #Birds
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the ULP strike. #Birds
The song in my head today is this scene from "Die Fledermaus," responsible for making the Venn diagram of opera fans and people who'd spend an embarrassing amount of money on a repeater watch into a circle.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehxk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehxk...
Die Uhr Duett(Die Fledermaus-J.Strauss) - Hakan Hagegard & Karita Mattila
YouTube video by B.C Kim
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The song in my head today is this scene from "Die Fledermaus," responsible for making the Venn diagram of opera fans and people who'd spend an embarrassing amount of money on a repeater watch into a circle.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehxk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehxk...
The song in my head today is "Maybe" by the Ink Spots.
Some time in the '90s, I bought a game called "Fallout" because I heard it had Ink Spots songs. It became one of my favourite games. (But it only had one Ink Spots song, and that was "Maybe.")
Some time in the '90s, I bought a game called "Fallout" because I heard it had Ink Spots songs. It became one of my favourite games. (But it only had one Ink Spots song, and that was "Maybe.")
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The song in my head today is "Maybe" by the Ink Spots.
Some time in the '90s, I bought a game called "Fallout" because I heard it had Ink Spots songs. It became one of my favourite games. (But it only had one Ink Spots song, and that was "Maybe.")
Some time in the '90s, I bought a game called "Fallout" because I heard it had Ink Spots songs. It became one of my favourite games. (But it only had one Ink Spots song, and that was "Maybe.")
Remember in 2018, when Scottish Twitter christened Trump "President Bawbag?"
All I can think now is "President Stoat-the-Baw... bag."
All I can think now is "President Stoat-the-Baw... bag."
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Remember in 2018, when Scottish Twitter christened Trump "President Bawbag?"
All I can think now is "President Stoat-the-Baw... bag."
All I can think now is "President Stoat-the-Baw... bag."
Age yourself with gaming!
(Had to link to a Reddit thread, because I couldn't find a screenshot of the 1984 CGA version, which is what I played. I did play Atari games before this, but this is the first game I won by myself.)
www.reddit.com/r/Sierra/com...
(Had to link to a Reddit thread, because I couldn't find a screenshot of the 1984 CGA version, which is what I played. I did play Atari games before this, but this is the first game I won by myself.)
www.reddit.com/r/Sierra/com...
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Age yourself with gaming!
(Had to link to a Reddit thread, because I couldn't find a screenshot of the 1984 CGA version, which is what I played. I did play Atari games before this, but this is the first game I won by myself.)
www.reddit.com/r/Sierra/com...
(Had to link to a Reddit thread, because I couldn't find a screenshot of the 1984 CGA version, which is what I played. I did play Atari games before this, but this is the first game I won by myself.)
www.reddit.com/r/Sierra/com...
I remember once reading in a magazine, an actress was on a long flight and she didn't feel well, so they took her to a secret bed and let her lie down.
Years later, I was also on a long flight, and also not feeling well, and a stewardess kept coming and bothering me, asking me if I was OK.
Years later, I was also on a long flight, and also not feeling well, and a stewardess kept coming and bothering me, asking me if I was OK.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I remember once reading in a magazine, an actress was on a long flight and she didn't feel well, so they took her to a secret bed and let her lie down.
Years later, I was also on a long flight, and also not feeling well, and a stewardess kept coming and bothering me, asking me if I was OK.
Years later, I was also on a long flight, and also not feeling well, and a stewardess kept coming and bothering me, asking me if I was OK.
I still think the most painful culture shock is going from a hot breakfast country to a cold cereal country.
Man, I hate cereal.
Man, I hate cereal.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I still think the most painful culture shock is going from a hot breakfast country to a cold cereal country.
Man, I hate cereal.
Man, I hate cereal.
Brucia la luna n'cielu, ed iu bruciu d'...zzzzzzzzzzz...
(Don Snoreleone over there sleeping through his presidency.)
(Don Snoreleone over there sleeping through his presidency.)
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Brucia la luna n'cielu, ed iu bruciu d'...zzzzzzzzzzz...
(Don Snoreleone over there sleeping through his presidency.)
(Don Snoreleone over there sleeping through his presidency.)
Years ago, I warned a friend in the TTRPG industry he had a known sex pest working for him. He continued employing the sex pest.
Some years later, I mentioned this on FB, and SEVERAL people apologised for not heeding my warning. I had not actually warned any of these people.
Some years later, I mentioned this on FB, and SEVERAL people apologised for not heeding my warning. I had not actually warned any of these people.
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Years ago, I warned a friend in the TTRPG industry he had a known sex pest working for him. He continued employing the sex pest.
Some years later, I mentioned this on FB, and SEVERAL people apologised for not heeding my warning. I had not actually warned any of these people.
Some years later, I mentioned this on FB, and SEVERAL people apologised for not heeding my warning. I had not actually warned any of these people.
You know what I haven't seen much of lately?
Pickled beetroot.
It used to be everywhere...didn't it? I'd swear it was popular back in the '80s.
Pickled beetroot.
It used to be everywhere...didn't it? I'd swear it was popular back in the '80s.
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
You know what I haven't seen much of lately?
Pickled beetroot.
It used to be everywhere...didn't it? I'd swear it was popular back in the '80s.
Pickled beetroot.
It used to be everywhere...didn't it? I'd swear it was popular back in the '80s.
Reposted by Socar Myles
Senior illustrator, with 20 years of experience and a specialty in game art.
I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.
I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Senior illustrator, with 20 years of experience and a specialty in game art.
I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.
I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.
Reposted by Socar Myles
manifesting this out into the universe
god I cannot overstate how much working on Dispatch would be a dream gig for me
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
manifesting this out into the universe
...noisy neighbours.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
...noisy neighbours.
Confession: I have never in my life put a) haggis, or b) a fish finger in my mouth.
I made a vibes-based decision as a toddler that these were not food, and have stuck with it all the way to my forties.
Would I like these things? Maybe?
Will I ever know? NO!!!!!
I made a vibes-based decision as a toddler that these were not food, and have stuck with it all the way to my forties.
Would I like these things? Maybe?
Will I ever know? NO!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Confession: I have never in my life put a) haggis, or b) a fish finger in my mouth.
I made a vibes-based decision as a toddler that these were not food, and have stuck with it all the way to my forties.
Would I like these things? Maybe?
Will I ever know? NO!!!!!
I made a vibes-based decision as a toddler that these were not food, and have stuck with it all the way to my forties.
Would I like these things? Maybe?
Will I ever know? NO!!!!!
You know what I haven't seen around lately?
Mobiles.
I mean, not mobile telephones, but, y'know. Mobiles. Those delicate wireframes you hang from your ceiling, with little ornaments dangling off them.
Didn't everyone have mobiles in, like, the '90s?
Mobiles.
I mean, not mobile telephones, but, y'know. Mobiles. Those delicate wireframes you hang from your ceiling, with little ornaments dangling off them.
Didn't everyone have mobiles in, like, the '90s?
November 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You know what I haven't seen around lately?
Mobiles.
I mean, not mobile telephones, but, y'know. Mobiles. Those delicate wireframes you hang from your ceiling, with little ornaments dangling off them.
Didn't everyone have mobiles in, like, the '90s?
Mobiles.
I mean, not mobile telephones, but, y'know. Mobiles. Those delicate wireframes you hang from your ceiling, with little ornaments dangling off them.
Didn't everyone have mobiles in, like, the '90s?
Deeply unpopular gaming opinion: "Dawn of the New World" was more fun than "Tales of Symphonia." (Not a better story, or a better-designed game...but I had more fun with it.)
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Deeply unpopular gaming opinion: "Dawn of the New World" was more fun than "Tales of Symphonia." (Not a better story, or a better-designed game...but I had more fun with it.)
The way I know psychic line callers don't REALLY believe in psychics is, almost all of them ask one of two questions:
1) when will I find love?
2) when will I find a job?
If you could talk to someone who could SEE THE FUTURE, is that really what you'd ask?
Really?
1) when will I find love?
2) when will I find a job?
If you could talk to someone who could SEE THE FUTURE, is that really what you'd ask?
Really?
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The way I know psychic line callers don't REALLY believe in psychics is, almost all of them ask one of two questions:
1) when will I find love?
2) when will I find a job?
If you could talk to someone who could SEE THE FUTURE, is that really what you'd ask?
Really?
1) when will I find love?
2) when will I find a job?
If you could talk to someone who could SEE THE FUTURE, is that really what you'd ask?
Really?
The villain of my dream last night was some guy who kept whining because a skunk had skunked, and its smell was strong.
I said to him, hey, man, who smelt it dealt it.
He said, it's not a fart.
I said fart rules apply, and banners appeared everywhere, every one reading FART RULES APPLY.
I said to him, hey, man, who smelt it dealt it.
He said, it's not a fart.
I said fart rules apply, and banners appeared everywhere, every one reading FART RULES APPLY.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The villain of my dream last night was some guy who kept whining because a skunk had skunked, and its smell was strong.
I said to him, hey, man, who smelt it dealt it.
He said, it's not a fart.
I said fart rules apply, and banners appeared everywhere, every one reading FART RULES APPLY.
I said to him, hey, man, who smelt it dealt it.
He said, it's not a fart.
I said fart rules apply, and banners appeared everywhere, every one reading FART RULES APPLY.
I've posted this before, but it always cracks me up.
(It's a bad art history joke, about "The Death of Marat.")
(It's a bad art history joke, about "The Death of Marat.")
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I've posted this before, but it always cracks me up.
(It's a bad art history joke, about "The Death of Marat.")
(It's a bad art history joke, about "The Death of Marat.")
We should celebrate more joyous events by blowing vuvuzelas.
Just married? VUUUUUUUUU!
Graduating? VUUUUUUUUU!
Day at the beach? VUUUUUUUUU!
Dog just finished obedience training? Not VUUUUUUUUU, because dogs don't like that, but later, when the dogs are gone, very much VUUUUUUUUU!
Just married? VUUUUUUUUU!
Graduating? VUUUUUUUUU!
Day at the beach? VUUUUUUUUU!
Dog just finished obedience training? Not VUUUUUUUUU, because dogs don't like that, but later, when the dogs are gone, very much VUUUUUUUUU!
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We should celebrate more joyous events by blowing vuvuzelas.
Just married? VUUUUUUUUU!
Graduating? VUUUUUUUUU!
Day at the beach? VUUUUUUUUU!
Dog just finished obedience training? Not VUUUUUUUUU, because dogs don't like that, but later, when the dogs are gone, very much VUUUUUUUUU!
Just married? VUUUUUUUUU!
Graduating? VUUUUUUUUU!
Day at the beach? VUUUUUUUUU!
Dog just finished obedience training? Not VUUUUUUUUU, because dogs don't like that, but later, when the dogs are gone, very much VUUUUUUUUU!
You know what would be good?
Pop-Tarts, but with mincemeat pie filling, and a cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg glaze.
...actually, just a mincemeat pie, please.
Pop-Tarts, but with mincemeat pie filling, and a cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg glaze.
...actually, just a mincemeat pie, please.
October 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You know what would be good?
Pop-Tarts, but with mincemeat pie filling, and a cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg glaze.
...actually, just a mincemeat pie, please.
Pop-Tarts, but with mincemeat pie filling, and a cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg glaze.
...actually, just a mincemeat pie, please.
At my primary school, we had a bully named Robbie.
Robbie's big thing was, he'd go up to someone and go "I think I smell a stinky pooh, coming from Y-O-U!" Then everyone would hold their noses and laugh.
Robbie's big thing was, he'd go up to someone and go "I think I smell a stinky pooh, coming from Y-O-U!" Then everyone would hold their noses and laugh.
October 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
At my primary school, we had a bully named Robbie.
Robbie's big thing was, he'd go up to someone and go "I think I smell a stinky pooh, coming from Y-O-U!" Then everyone would hold their noses and laugh.
Robbie's big thing was, he'd go up to someone and go "I think I smell a stinky pooh, coming from Y-O-U!" Then everyone would hold their noses and laugh.
The problem with Netflix recommendations is...there's two kinds of shit on Netflix: the shit you WANT to watch, and the shit you put on as background noise when you're home alone. There's MORE noise shit on there than, y'know, signal shit, so the noise ends up being, like, ALL your recommendations.
October 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The problem with Netflix recommendations is...there's two kinds of shit on Netflix: the shit you WANT to watch, and the shit you put on as background noise when you're home alone. There's MORE noise shit on there than, y'know, signal shit, so the noise ends up being, like, ALL your recommendations.
Last night, I dreamt I was somehow renting again, and my landlady barged in to tell me I didn't have enough furniture, and my bare flat was making the building look shabby to anyone looking in from outside.
Not the worst dream I've ever had. Not the best, either. A solid C-.
Not the worst dream I've ever had. Not the best, either. A solid C-.
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Last night, I dreamt I was somehow renting again, and my landlady barged in to tell me I didn't have enough furniture, and my bare flat was making the building look shabby to anyone looking in from outside.
Not the worst dream I've ever had. Not the best, either. A solid C-.
Not the worst dream I've ever had. Not the best, either. A solid C-.