Knox
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spanko + fantasy author | sports fan | here to lurk
https://www.amazon.com/Mr-Prefect-Miss-Perfect-Romance/dp/B0DCQVKWHR
https://www.amazon.com/Mr-Prefect-Miss-Perfect-Romance/dp/B0DCQVKWHR
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High, tinny doink. A summery flavor to it. Bright tones, hint of flagpole rattle.
January 20, 2026 at 2:13 AM
High, tinny doink. A summery flavor to it. Bright tones, hint of flagpole rattle.
@homefield.bsky.social my team decided to blow a 17-point lead at home so we haven't played much recently but i will wear my OU Homefield hoodie tonight in a roundabout support of Indiana
January 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
@homefield.bsky.social my team decided to blow a 17-point lead at home so we haven't played much recently but i will wear my OU Homefield hoodie tonight in a roundabout support of Indiana
when i was in college at OU there was a pizza place on Campus Corner called Crooked Crust, and at the time there was also an app where you could get points by having your phone locked in class. i'd save up and get two pizzas BOGO for like $7.50. then it closed my junior year (2016ish) 😭 R.I.P.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 4:19 AM
when i was in college at OU there was a pizza place on Campus Corner called Crooked Crust, and at the time there was also an app where you could get points by having your phone locked in class. i'd save up and get two pizzas BOGO for like $7.50. then it closed my junior year (2016ish) 😭 R.I.P.
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Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing
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What a glorious throw and catch from Stafford to Adams. Sheesh.
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
What a glorious throw and catch from Stafford to Adams. Sheesh.
i cried so much this weekend it was a healing experience
exiting ROTK and the first thing I hear is a guy outside on the sidewalk saying “WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH EATS A CHERRY TOMATO LIKE THAT,” ten stars
January 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
i cried so much this weekend it was a healing experience
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[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
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lane kiffin abandoned this team and they had their hands on a pass that would have put them into the championship game, stop paying coaches so much and pay the players more
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
lane kiffin abandoned this team and they had their hands on a pass that would have put them into the championship game, stop paying coaches so much and pay the players more
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Mendoza post-game: I want to thank EVERYBODY ON THE PLANET and GOD! I knew we could do it because I HAVE THE BEST TEAMMATES ON EARTH. Nothing is better than ACHIEVING YOUR GOALS!!!!!!!
Cignetti post-game: I am disappointed our opponents were so easy to vanquish
Cignetti post-game: I am disappointed our opponents were so easy to vanquish
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Mendoza post-game: I want to thank EVERYBODY ON THE PLANET and GOD! I knew we could do it because I HAVE THE BEST TEAMMATES ON EARTH. Nothing is better than ACHIEVING YOUR GOALS!!!!!!!
Cignetti post-game: I am disappointed our opponents were so easy to vanquish
Cignetti post-game: I am disappointed our opponents were so easy to vanquish
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remember the perfect offensive line is
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
January 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
remember the perfect offensive line is
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
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Who needs Kiffin when you have kicker
January 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Who needs Kiffin when you have kicker
good fucking riddance
First year without Ohio State or Alabama in the CFP semifinals since the college football playoff began (2014-15 season).
January 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
good fucking riddance
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Old Man vs the SEA
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Old Man vs the SEA
my first-ever @homefield.bsky.social garment (cream OU retro hoodie) came in today. it's like wearing a hug. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
my first-ever @homefield.bsky.social garment (cream OU retro hoodie) came in today. it's like wearing a hug. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
recovering from back surgery this morning and Goofy Bane threatened to throw it back out @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social maybe i should listen to this episode later (i will not be doing this)
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
recovering from back surgery this morning and Goofy Bane threatened to throw it back out @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social maybe i should listen to this episode later (i will not be doing this)
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All respect to Lou Groza but this will be known as the Tate Sandell Award one day.
Oklahoma kicker Tate Sandell is one of three finalists for this year's Lou Groza Award.
Sandell is 22-of-23 on FG attempts this season, with 22 consecutive makes -- including a perfect 7-of-7 on kicks from 50-plus yards. He also leads the nation in average distance on makes (42.0 yards).
Sandell is 22-of-23 on FG attempts this season, with 22 consecutive makes -- including a perfect 7-of-7 on kicks from 50-plus yards. He also leads the nation in average distance on makes (42.0 yards).
Oklahoma's Tate Sandell named 1 of 3 finalists for Lou Groza Award
Oklahoma's Tate Sandell is a finalist for this year's Lou Groza Award, which is given annually to the nation's top kicker.
247sports.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
All respect to Lou Groza but this will be known as the Tate Sandell Award one day.
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OU has 26 yards of offense, Missouri chickens out in the redzone and goes for a FG after holding the ball for the entire first quarter, they miss and then the Sooners hit an 87 yard TD
this team rules
this team rules
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
OU has 26 yards of offense, Missouri chickens out in the redzone and goes for a FG after holding the ball for the entire first quarter, they miss and then the Sooners hit an 87 yard TD
this team rules
this team rules
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[looking at the largest Oklahoma player] what an absolute unity
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
[looking at the largest Oklahoma player] what an absolute unity
as an OU fan: same
I cheer when Oklahoma punts, like yeah, skip this shit let's get to the good part
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
as an OU fan: same
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If there’s one thing sportscasters love, it’s to actually have spoken with this player yesterday
January 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If there’s one thing sportscasters love, it’s to actually have spoken with this player yesterday
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The game turned around after this, strong argument for defunding the police
Statement from the Texas Department of Public Safety:
"The DPS Trooper involved has been sent home from the game. DPS’ Office of Inspector General (OIG) is also aware of the incident and will be further looking into the matter."
Story on the Nyck Harbor incident: www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
"The DPS Trooper involved has been sent home from the game. DPS’ Office of Inspector General (OIG) is also aware of the incident and will be further looking into the matter."
Story on the Nyck Harbor incident: www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The game turned around after this, strong argument for defunding the police
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Lakers now have a position player pitching if you wanted the score in baseball terms
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Lakers now have a position player pitching if you wanted the score in baseball terms