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Grimey
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Bury me with my money.
rewatching the national championship game and counting all of the male adult film stars that ESPN caught on camera rooting for Miami
January 23, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

Alkaline Trio
Lucero
Less Than Jake
Outkast
Pete Yorn
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Prince (x3)
Dave Matthews Band
Bare Naked Ladies
Janet Jackson
Metallica
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Hoobastank
Vertical Horizon
Fuel
Lifehouse
Train
January 22, 2026 at 10:30 PM
man, I really wanted Weapons to get nominated
The nominees for Best Picture at the 98th Academy Awards 🎥

#Oscars
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Ole Miss student: I won’t hold it against you that you’re a Florida fan
me, his professor:
January 21, 2026 at 5:54 PM
during the icebreaker in today’s class I mentioned that I like to play poker and one of the students asked me who my favorite poker player is and hoo boy I’ve got to think about that one
January 21, 2026 at 1:01 AM
huh, wonder what happened nine months before the due date

oh no
January 20, 2026 at 10:53 PM
in the case of Charlie Becker, is “back shoulder throw” just shorthand for “purposefully underthrown ball”
January 20, 2026 at 2:43 PM
spending the entire offseason ignoring Indiana’s national championship win and instead focusing on Ohio State playing half a college football season before I discovered that Julian Sayin was white
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Have a wave and a smile from Sami Zayn today. You deserve it.
January 20, 2026 at 1:29 PM
give her a shot at the intercontinental title
Weber State with a "WTF did I just watch? (Complimentary)" to win the partner stunt competition at nats

www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx...
January 20, 2026 at 6:00 AM
still one of my favorite Dave Attell bits
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 AM
is there a beer in that Gatorade bottle
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
fine, I’ll admit it, Mario Cristobal was right about that whole “trajectory” thing
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
all of these Indiana players are just like former Georgia players, according to my feed
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
can’t believe that Indiana offensive lineman just won Miami the national championship
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Miami about to get an offsides unabated penalty
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 AM
NO REGARD FOR HIS BODY
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
January 20, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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Woohoo! Let’s go Hoosiers!!! I can’t believe it!!! This is amazing!!! [they show Mark Cuban] ugh eff them
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
don’t get a haircut in the Miami locker room, 87
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
there you go
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
there are ska bands with more members than Miami’s marching band
January 20, 2026 at 2:24 AM
weighed in under 245 tonight after my kickboxing class, someday soon I will weigh less than our current president
January 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I agree that this national championship matchup should not have happened
Indiana will play Miami tonight. This is a national championship matchup we never would have gotten in the four-team CFP era or BCS era.

For that reason, it’s a matchup worth celebrating. And it’s a true turning point in college football history: www.nbcsports.com/college-foot...
No matter the result, this Miami-Indiana title game is remarkable
This College Football Playoff final would have been unthinkable for decades. Now, it's an indication of what's to come.
www.nbcsports.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Ben Johnson is a genius
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM