Jason
@jwlawhorn.bsky.social
Furniture for children and cats is all I aspire to. SW Michigan.
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Sorry everyone is dumb and your job doesn't matter. I love you.
June 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Sorry everyone is dumb and your job doesn't matter. I love you.
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the perfect book for this summer is Cormac McCarthy's new page turner "Garfieldlingus"
May 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the perfect book for this summer is Cormac McCarthy's new page turner "Garfieldlingus"
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Sorry Chicago, but it goes both ways - no stealing valor from the south suburban Pope. Unless you've had Boz's hot dogs or Baba's lemonade, you don't know nothing about his life. Pls respect Dolton and Homewood as your theological betters.
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Sorry Chicago, but it goes both ways - no stealing valor from the south suburban Pope. Unless you've had Boz's hot dogs or Baba's lemonade, you don't know nothing about his life. Pls respect Dolton and Homewood as your theological betters.
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AND ALSO WITH YOUSE
May 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
AND ALSO WITH YOUSE
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*every single news item*
me: this is the stupidest most disgusting thing that has ever existed
me: this is the stupidest most disgusting thing that has ever existed
May 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
*every single news item*
me: this is the stupidest most disgusting thing that has ever existed
me: this is the stupidest most disgusting thing that has ever existed
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After two seasons of Andor and Rogue One, Star Wars will feel like watching everyone you care about sweat and bleed for 26 hours only to all dle and then a princess and two assholes show up at the last minute and get medals
April 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
After two seasons of Andor and Rogue One, Star Wars will feel like watching everyone you care about sweat and bleed for 26 hours only to all dle and then a princess and two assholes show up at the last minute and get medals
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-food is shit
-waitress is bitch
-inadequate treat
- long wait
- scratches not abundant
cat yelp
-waitress is bitch
-inadequate treat
- long wait
- scratches not abundant
cat yelp
March 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
-food is shit
-waitress is bitch
-inadequate treat
- long wait
- scratches not abundant
cat yelp
-waitress is bitch
-inadequate treat
- long wait
- scratches not abundant
cat yelp
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Commercials after 11pm: "Hey, are you a sad piece of shit?"
March 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Commercials after 11pm: "Hey, are you a sad piece of shit?"
Watching the 2004 film, Tiptoes. I think this is what finally pushes me over the edge.
a blue vehicle is driving down a gravel road
ALT: a blue vehicle is driving down a gravel road
media.tenor.com
March 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Watching the 2004 film, Tiptoes. I think this is what finally pushes me over the edge.
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Leaving the UN and NATO is a great way to reset the world right back to pre-WW2, which my history book is telling me was a peaceful time with no wars and wait this isn’t a history book, it’s dogshit on a bar napkin
March 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Leaving the UN and NATO is a great way to reset the world right back to pre-WW2, which my history book is telling me was a peaceful time with no wars and wait this isn’t a history book, it’s dogshit on a bar napkin
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"Fuck" -- The White House chef as he dumps a tray of Chicken Kyiv in the trash.
February 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"Fuck" -- The White House chef as he dumps a tray of Chicken Kyiv in the trash.
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When you switch from experts to shitheads, the bench gets deep.
February 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When you switch from experts to shitheads, the bench gets deep.
Plunk plunk, problem solved.
February 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Plunk plunk, problem solved.
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You have done the Mashed Potatoes, the Watusi, and the Jerk. This weekend, try doing THE MONKEY.
February 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You have done the Mashed Potatoes, the Watusi, and the Jerk. This weekend, try doing THE MONKEY.
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My favorite cereal is Cap’n Crunch mixed with Grape Nuts because I like bleeding gums and rock gut.
February 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My favorite cereal is Cap’n Crunch mixed with Grape Nuts because I like bleeding gums and rock gut.
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the four words every girl wants to hear
February 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
the four words every girl wants to hear
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So this is what it’s like to be in the boat with Captain Tupolev
February 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
So this is what it’s like to be in the boat with Captain Tupolev
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This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day.
Revenge.
Revenge.
February 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day.
Revenge.
Revenge.
All chaps are assless. This has been said before, but I am saying it today.
January 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
All chaps are assless. This has been said before, but I am saying it today.
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scrolling through all our clever little jokes as we watch our country die by a thousand paper cuts:
January 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
scrolling through all our clever little jokes as we watch our country die by a thousand paper cuts:
I'm digging Patricia Arquette #severance
January 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm digging Patricia Arquette #severance
Whole lot of shit I don't care about here.
January 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Whole lot of shit I don't care about here.