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Ted
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Extraordinarily average.
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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“Mmmmm I hate to say it Homie but we may have to team up if we have any hope of defeating Krusty”
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Today marks 15 years since the release of Fallout: New Vegas.

Since 2010, players have explored the Mojave Wasteland where countless Couriers have walked the same road—each carving their own story. Thank you for keeping the spirit of the game alive all these years.

Viva New Vegas. 🎲
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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It’s ok to put the phone down.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Welp, we made it girls
August 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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"King of the Hill Shippuden" okay you're right but don't call it that
August 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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always a tremendous relief when I've started reading something that's getting on my nerves and I hit a paywall. you're right, paywall. I should stop reading. hours of my life saved from reading stuff that's only going to piss me off
August 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Fallout: Bakersfield looks AMAZING. Tons of great nods & details in the trailer.

Here's hoping it makes it over the finish line!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e8W...
Fallout: Bakersfield Trailer
YouTube video by Saur X
www.youtube.com
July 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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i heard you only get to play as donkey kong for the opening hour or two on the tanker. the rest of the story is told from the perspective of diddy kong as he infiltrates the “big peel” bananaspill containment facility on a hostage rescue mission, manipulated by unseen players in a larger game (1/14)
July 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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007 First Light announced by IO Interactive, game reveal this week
June 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Broccoli contains more protein per calorie than steak.
May 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Hideki Kamiya (Resident Evil 2) wants to direct a Dino Crisis game.

Hideki Kamiya says to ask Capcom for a remaster of Viewtiful Joe, has a vision for Viewtiful Joe 3 if he ever gets to make it.

Don't miss MinnMax's new Rapid-Fire Interview! youtu.be/tJRVue2kPNA
May 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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May 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Basic summary:

Not everything is about you, and if you recognize it isn't, you don't HAVE to make it about you. You can just exist knowing you're good and chill and go about your day.

A lesson I think the internet could learn A LOT from.
May 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Top 5 Soda rankings

1. Corn Syrup Coke in glass bottle
2. Dr Pepper
3. McDonalds Coke
4. Coke in can of plastic bottle
5. Dublin Dr Pepper
May 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!
May 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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The rats have chosen a new pope.
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Chicago pope issuing a proclamation ex cathedra that it’s called the Sears tower
May 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM