dev probably
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👉😎 ur mom | 25 | she/they | talking 2 myself probably | J🌹| this user promotes gaslighting
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Claiming to be lacrosse intolerant as an excuse to not drink milk is crazy work. What do those guys with sticks have to do with supporting the dairy industry?
good god I just heard Way Too Much Sound and now I'm a raging bitch I could cry
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
good god I just heard Way Too Much Sound and now I'm a raging bitch I could cry
I'm begging y'all to PLEASE stop stuffing the peppers. They do not need to be stuffed.
September 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm begging y'all to PLEASE stop stuffing the peppers. They do not need to be stuffed.
have three (3) extra unassigned bell peppers that I need to find a use for and I SWEAR if I see another stuffed bell pepper recipe I'm actually going to lose it
September 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
have three (3) extra unassigned bell peppers that I need to find a use for and I SWEAR if I see another stuffed bell pepper recipe I'm actually going to lose it
a horse named Adam Sandler
June 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
a horse named Adam Sandler
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may i pet your peeve
May 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
may i pet your peeve
Logistics??? I thought you said Logs & Sticks
May 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Logistics??? I thought you said Logs & Sticks
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acme salesperson: okay, your total comes to $107.15.
wile e. coyote: (bleary eyed thousand yard stare) why won’t god just let me die?
wile e. coyote: (bleary eyed thousand yard stare) why won’t god just let me die?
May 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
acme salesperson: okay, your total comes to $107.15.
wile e. coyote: (bleary eyed thousand yard stare) why won’t god just let me die?
wile e. coyote: (bleary eyed thousand yard stare) why won’t god just let me die?
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Composter full of hot dogs
May 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Composter full of hot dogs
quoth the raven, "hewwo :3"
May 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
quoth the raven, "hewwo :3"
I'm not even gonna lie I too would die if I had to be in the room w JD Vance for more than 2 seconds
April 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I'm not even gonna lie I too would die if I had to be in the room w JD Vance for more than 2 seconds
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Ripping open the take out bag like I'm tearing off the clothes of a lover I haven't seen for months because I've been out at sea
April 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ripping open the take out bag like I'm tearing off the clothes of a lover I haven't seen for months because I've been out at sea
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shake 'n' bake's non binary sibling
April 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
shake 'n' bake's non binary sibling
times were so much simpler when people I knew would ask me to write song lyrics in a funky little font so they "could get it tattooed one day"
April 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
times were so much simpler when people I knew would ask me to write song lyrics in a funky little font so they "could get it tattooed one day"
le poisson steve is a recession indicator
April 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
le poisson steve is a recession indicator
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I cannot- and I cannot stress this enough- stress this enough.
April 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I cannot- and I cannot stress this enough- stress this enough.
and if you think I'm weird now, just wait it gets worse
April 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
and if you think I'm weird now, just wait it gets worse
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Inside every wolf is two of me.
April 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Inside every wolf is two of me.
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same
I identify as big dawg, but also babygirl
April 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
same
be sad?? 👎
disengage from your feelings and contextualize them with data?? 🤡👍
disengage from your feelings and contextualize them with data?? 🤡👍
April 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
be sad?? 👎
disengage from your feelings and contextualize them with data?? 🤡👍
disengage from your feelings and contextualize them with data?? 🤡👍
gonna go take my fav comfort personality quiz online 🤙 (the raads-r) because I Am Sad lol
April 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
gonna go take my fav comfort personality quiz online 🤙 (the raads-r) because I Am Sad lol
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when i was a kid i started digging a hole and found part of a cowboy boot. my parents said to stop as it was tearing up their yard but recently i realized they might have killed a cowboy so-
hr: so when u asked ur boss if they wanted to “explore the cowboy hole” you mean-
me: no, that was sexual
hr: so when u asked ur boss if they wanted to “explore the cowboy hole” you mean-
me: no, that was sexual
April 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
when i was a kid i started digging a hole and found part of a cowboy boot. my parents said to stop as it was tearing up their yard but recently i realized they might have killed a cowboy so-
hr: so when u asked ur boss if they wanted to “explore the cowboy hole” you mean-
me: no, that was sexual
hr: so when u asked ur boss if they wanted to “explore the cowboy hole” you mean-
me: no, that was sexual
just saw someone call bbno$ InfantNoIncome and FetusNoFinances 😭 I wish I was that funny
April 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
just saw someone call bbno$ InfantNoIncome and FetusNoFinances 😭 I wish I was that funny
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hello??? Is this thing on?
January 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
hello??? Is this thing on?
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april fool’s day is christmas for gaslighting enthusiasts
April 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
april fool’s day is christmas for gaslighting enthusiasts