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not juniper
@junoontheoffbeat.bsky.social
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part time smart girl, part time idiot
white hat hacker, politics interested, false prophet, stem girlie, homestuck nerd, robot enthusiast.

heir of mind & derse | 19 | minors dni | les agndr agrl
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February 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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does “cum for me” actually make ppl cum?????? whenever someone says that to me it either does nothing or makes me anxious that they’re bored and want me to finish already
August 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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btw calling it now if you think for even a second that my actions online were deserving of being doxxed you are a bad person. “well you shouldn’t have used the internet as your diary. well you should have had better opsec. well you shouldn’t be talking shit.” you have the brain of a baby.
August 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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The trick on Bluesky is

- DO NOT argue with sockpuppets, burners, bots, or otherwise ill-intentioned accounts with 5 followers, nothing good can come from it

- DO argue with actual people with 5 followers because you have something emotionally that makes you do it, this is poster’s code
June 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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everybody shits on arson until their restaurant gets to struggling
June 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf
June 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
nah babe i dont fuck with you now bc the way you told me you voted for a white supremacist gave me the ick
May 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
firing a rent lowering gunshot -- DAMARA MEGIDO DID NOTHING WRONG
May 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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First test of the v2.0 articulated core for a new tentacle strapon. Eventually the core will be covered with a silicone tentacle sheath.

You see her coming at you with this; you dig it (Y/n)? #MadScience
March 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i need to kiss a woman right NOW
April 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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son cœur est trop fragile #homestuck #dirkroxy #roxylalonde #dirkstrider
April 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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i like neigh8ors 😛😛 #homesmut
April 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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show of hands if you are a big fan of the tagging system on ao3
February 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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my patreon exclusive piece for february: dave strider.
March 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
it is always morally correct to punch a nazi
March 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Queer history can not and should not be erased. We need to remember the generations whose shoulders we stand on💔
Oh my god.

They removed "transgender" from the page about Trans woman Sylvia Rivera's page at the National Park service.

"Sylvia Rivera began fighting for gay and _____ rights"

WOW.
February 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
THATS WIFEY RIGHT THERE
A terrible pairing, but one I've come to admire in the most toxic way

#homestuck #homestuckfanart #genderbent #brostrider #momlalonde
February 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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trump has been brutally mogged
January 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
the urge to tattoo has only grown. just did one on my girlfriend and i feel invincible
January 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Dear Evilgelicals,

R u in pain?
Do u need medical assistance?

Thoughts 💭 and prayers
January 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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So here's the plan, I'm going to start picking up old network switches for cheap whenever I see them in electronics recycling stores, etc. In ~10 years I will have amassed enough to build a grid of 144x144 ports. I will then wire them all up and send packets to make the activity LEDs play Bad Apple
January 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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my love language is you being so nice to me
January 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i advise all lesbians to acquire swords with which to hold your lover at bladepoint with-slash-get held at bladepoint by. 10/10 experience i cant even lie
January 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Tech bro giggle giggle teeheehee
January 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM