Julian
julian.andanti.no
Julian
@julian.andanti.no
Amateur volleyballer, board gamer, and overall pretty relaxed dude.
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I watched the CBS 13 minute segment on CECOT, and this is what I saw.
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
> Please help me, they're planning to eat me.
~ left flan
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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There is a galley giveaway of SAWYER LEE AND THE QUEST TO JUST STAY HOME going on right now! bit.ly/3KnbspK
December 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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My full page comic for the @prospectmagazine.co.uk Christmas issue. With sincere apologies.
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I wrote much less this year than I've written in the past five, so there's not a whole lot to revisit. This piece, though, I still think is probably the best article I've ever written, even if it was a dumb professional move to write it [free to read] www.patreon.com/posts/empero...
The Emperor’s Luxury SUV Isn’t Good, But He’d Still Kill Us All To Keep It | Victoria Scott
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December 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Please, no.
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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cow spools
December 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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A new low, even for this vile and abhorrent creature.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Your 4 year old doesn't know that you selfishly stole his vaccines and gave him a preventable illness that destroyed his immune system and led to years of suffering. But your 10 year old will google that shit. And they will never forgive you. And you deserve that hate plus more.
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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It's "I've got an idea for an app you just have to code it" energy to the extreme.

Those people who have solved physics but have never done math and will not do math but have an 800 page word doc to show you. They really think they are doing it.

They really think that.
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community, by Fran Lebowitz. For World AIDS Day. 1 of 2:
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Grandmother Can’t Trust Herself To Keep Raisins In House https://theonion.com/grandmother-cant-trust-herself-to-keep-raisins-in-house/
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Why would I buy a sweater from the store for $95 when I could make my own for free??
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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You can walk away. Before the shame follows you home. #StopICE
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Listen to @bloodwork.show
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much).

If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water

Lots of options!
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM