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Julian
@julian.andanti.no
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Amateur volleyballer, board gamer, and overall pretty relaxed dude.
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melissamctastic.bsky.social
I watched the CBS 13 minute segment on CECOT, and this is what I saw.
Picture of the concentration camp, CECOT. A guard stands in front of a prison cell, packed with three columns and four rows completely full of men, sitting cross legged, with no space. I’d say there are 70+ men in each cell. The lighting in the picture is bright white, and we are told the lights stay on for 24 hours. Only 3% of the hundreds of men sent here had legitimate criminal records. A black and white picture from the WW2 Holocaust archives where men are laying down on shelves in a concentration camp. I man stands to the right, emaciated with his robes showing and pants barely hanging on. These men at least have bowls for food. And it looks like the lights eventually go off.
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
julian.andanti.no
> Please help me, they're planning to eat me.
~ left flan
Picture of a flan (caramel pudding) with what looks like a face screaming out for help.
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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smbccomics.bsky.social
There is a galley giveaway of SAWYER LEE AND THE QUEST TO JUST STAY HOME going on right now! bit.ly/3KnbspK
Promotional image for SAWYER LEE AND THE QUEST TO JUST STAY HOME, featuring two copies of the books stacked on each other with a yellow background. The book title and description appears in white, with the text "Goodreads giveaway of early copies" in black
December 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
My full page comic for the @prospectmagazine.co.uk Christmas issue. With sincere apologies.
This is a comic pate drawn in the soft pencil style of The Snowman by Raymond Briggs Basically the story is this: - Keir Starmer in dressing gown presses face up to window, excited that it is snowing - He runs outside, builds a snowman - It comes to life, taps on his window - He invites it in, gives it clothes (yellow trouser, green jacket, flat cap) and we realise (face close up) it looks like Nigel Farage - Snowman takes him outside, launches off the ground - They fly over the landscape, we see a town below - A man ziptying a St George’s Flag to a lamp post waves at them as they pass - As in the original, they head for the sea - we see a light by the coast - Instead of Brighton pier as in the original, it is an Asylum Detention Center - They land, we see people queuing behind a fence - Snowman Farage points excitedly at a large bin marked VALUABLES - Snowman Farage pulls a child's E-scooter out of the bin, he and Starmer look excited - They take off again and go back to Keir’s home - Farage resumes his place in the garden, Starmer walks back inside to go back to bed - The next day Snowman Farage has melted, leaving only his clothes and the scooter - now with a bow and label attached to show it is a Christmas gift. [ends]
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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victoriascott.bsky.social
I wrote much less this year than I've written in the past five, so there's not a whole lot to revisit. This piece, though, I still think is probably the best article I've ever written, even if it was a dumb professional move to write it [free to read] www.patreon.com/posts/empero...
The Emperor’s Luxury SUV Isn’t Good, But He’d Still Kill Us All To Keep It | Victoria Scott
Get more from Victoria Scott on Patreon
www.patreon.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
julian.andanti.no
Please, no.
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
cow spools
Original Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson, dated 1987. A man with a camera is in a cage hanging from a crane over a pen packed with cows. The cameraman hollers to the operator, "OK Hank! Lower away!" Caption reads, "How cow documentaries are made."
December 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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publichealthguy1.bsky.social
this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
new yorker cartoon by bernstein. watercolor of a middle aged white dad holding a cord up from the cord box in a heavenly light in triumph. title reads THE BEST DAY OF MY FATHER'S LIFE. caption reads “Did you say you needed a six-pin-to-eight-pin FireWire for a 2006 MacBook?"
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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thegmcconnachie.bsky.social
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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bcfinucane.bsky.social
In case you thought things couldn’t get stupider…

www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
DEFENDING AMERICA FROM A CHEMICAL WEAPON: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order designating illicit fentanyl and its core precursor
www.whitehouse.gov
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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reecedinsdale.bsky.social
A new low, even for this vile and abhorrent creature.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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richardkadrey.bsky.social
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
a plate of cookies that look disturbingly like Sean Connery in Zardoz
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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theonion.com
Music Playing In Bar Could Stand To Be Louder, Worse https://theonion.com/music-playing-in-bar-could-stand-to-be-louder-worse-1819576412/
Music Playing In Bar Could Stand To Be Louder, Worse
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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acollierastro.bsky.social
Your 4 year old doesn't know that you selfishly stole his vaccines and gave him a preventable illness that destroyed his immune system and led to years of suffering. But your 10 year old will google that shit. And they will never forgive you. And you deserve that hate plus more.
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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acollierastro.bsky.social
It's "I've got an idea for an app you just have to code it" energy to the extreme.

Those people who have solved physics but have never done math and will not do math but have an 800 page word doc to show you. They really think they are doing it.

They really think that.
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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worm-girl.bsky.social
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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bigratgames.bsky.social
american indie developer deciding on a setting: in a cozy mountain town surrounded by wholesome yokai, ghibli inspired cooperative sustainable cherry blossoms and you can pet the dog french indie developer deciding on a setting: in a world where the gestalt misery of colonisation's victims has manifested into a sort of misery elemental, three church-like religious organisations hav[nine more paragraphs that leave you feeling like you know less than you knew before you started reading] polish indie developer deciding on a setting: warsaw👍🇵🇱 it is very bad
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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psilopteros.bsky.social
poor quality MS paint edit of a poorly drawn 4 panel comic: a guy with a horse and big glasses talks to a nazi. nazi says: "your horse is cute". guy thinks: "he's a fascist". says: "she's gay". nazi says: "what" but thinks: "damn".
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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alexdecampi.bsky.social
The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community, by Fran Lebowitz. For World AIDS Day. 1 of 2:
1. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that when a 36-year-old writer is asked on a network news show about the Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community particularly in regard to the Well-Known Preponderance of Homosexuals in the Arts she replies that if you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture you would be pretty much left with ''Let's Make a Deal.'' The interviewer's lack of response compels her to conclude that he has no idea what she is talking about and she realizes that soon many of those who do know what she is talking about will be what is generally regarded as dead. 2. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that on New Year's Eve Day… …a 36-year-old writer takes a 31-year-old photographer to get a chest X-ray and listens to him say with what can only be described as a certain guarded hope, ''Maybe I just have lung cancer.'' 3. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that a 36-year-old writer has a telephone conversation with a dying 41-year-old book editor whom even the most practiced verbal assassin has called the last of the Southern gentlemen and hears him say in a hoarse whisper, ''I'm sorry but I just hate old people. I look at them and think, 'Why don't you die?' '' 4. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that an aspiring little avant-garde movie director approaches a fairly famous actor in a restaurant and attempts to make social hay out of the fact that they met at Antonio's and will undoubtedly see each other at Charles's and Antonio's and Charles's are not parties and Antonio's and Charles's are not bars and Antonio's and Charles's are not summer houses in chic Tuscan towns - Antonio's and Charles's are funerals. 5. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that a 36-year-old writer is on the telephone with a 38-year-old art director making arrangements to go together the following morning to the funeral of a 27-year-old architect and the art director says to the writer, ''If you get there first sit near the front where we usually sit and save me the seat on the aisle.'' 6. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that a 24-year-old ballet dancer is in the hospital for 10 days following an emergency appendectomy and nobody goes to visit him because everyone is really busy and after all he's not dying or anything. 7. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that a 36-year-old writer takes time out at a memorial service for the world's pre-eminent makeup artist and a man worth any number of interesting new painters to get angry because the makeup artist's best friend and eulogist uses a story that she has for years been hoarding for her book which she can't write anymore anyway unless she writes it as a historical novel because it's about a world that in the last few years has disappeared almost entirely.
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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theonion.com
Grandmother Can’t Trust Herself To Keep Raisins In House https://theonion.com/grandmother-cant-trust-herself-to-keep-raisins-in-house/
Grandmother Can’t Trust Herself To Keep Raisins In House
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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acollierastro.bsky.social
Why would I buy a sweater from the store for $95 when I could make my own for free??
The yarn is $190.50 to make a sweater
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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womensmarch.com
You can walk away. Before the shame follows you home. #StopICE
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
julian.andanti.no
Listen to @bloodwork.show
Three panel comic. First panel: Giraffe saying "Listen to Bloodwork". Second panel: Giraffe's head explodes violently. Third panel: A lion and two lionesses watch horrified in the background, the lion shouts "FUCK!".
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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karenho.bsky.social
I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much).

If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water

Lots of options!
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM