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Jules
@juliacwhitten.bsky.social
Part time teaching artist and theatremaker, full time soup, puppet, and bat lover
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My shampoo is described as “calming.” The conditioner is “nourishing.” Two words never used to describe my mother.
October 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
This is the wrong Taylor album to listen to while cleaning because this is the fourth time I had to sit down and GASP. I’m only on the third song.
October 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The best way to guarantee free parking is for me to have already paid for parking three blocks away two minutes before call time
September 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Wait until BigOpera™️ sees that this is what I’m up to #teachersky #theatresky
July 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Bats are underrated.
July 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
✨Fine✨ arts: If not inaccessible, why inaccessible shaped?
June 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My petition for Pope Leo’s new mitre youtu.be/xAcmVW8fPsY?...
My name is Shea Coulee... and bitch I'm from Chicago!
YouTube video by Sofia Bulgaria
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May 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Wait a minute, autistic people don’t pay taxes now? Let me call up Mrs IRS to adjust some things right quick….
April 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Girlhood is the gc simultaneously coping w/ harassment in non-profit spaces and playing “fuck, marry, kill” with Ibsen, Chekhov, and Strindberg #theatresky
April 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Complex Feelings of Canceling a Tour Stop for Performer Illness:
1) 😢, feel better soon!
2) damn I wasted this giant Red Bull at 5:30AM for nothing #theatresky
March 31, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I. Love. TYA. (And as a teacher and theatremaker…my ever growing collection of trash)
February 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Todays hero
February 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Do I…get a cat?
February 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I broke down sobbing over the state of the world this morning while I was feeding the cats. But you have to keep going, cats will need more food.
January 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I love that the biggest tea of my day was that they are making an Elephant and Piggie Jr theatre production. Welcome to the growing EPCU 🫡
January 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
To think that an actual item on my to do list was “clean nipple of the fake prop mouth lock for an opera singer so he can try to sing an aria with it in his mouth” is truly and utterly beyond me
January 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I never expected that my imposter syndrome at my new job would manifest in announcing a bird fact when things get quiet
January 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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A simple way to let go of the past and redirect your negative energy is to add more cheese to your pasta
January 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
What Elf didn’t teach me was how Walter Hobbs got his job. Corner office? CHILDREN’S BOOK publisher? Do you think he would add me on LinkedIn?
December 26, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Consulting with a theatre in Tempe, and I fear that Ive talked more about rocks than theatre, education, and theatre education combined
December 19, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Buzzfeed quizzes can never top the accuracy of the radio station that the Lyft driver silently spends half of your ride trying to match to you
December 17, 2024 at 3:54 AM
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I like when I get strident and people come back w/"who are YOU??" bitch I wrote "the cow song" it was on the hound chronicles. uh huh. yeah. now suddenly you got nothin to say
December 15, 2024 at 8:23 PM