Melly
@jubilee616.bsky.social
She/Her. Elder emo. Marvel nerd. Tony Stark apologist. Octopus enthusiast. Horror movies all year long. Chihuahua mom. PAN/ACE
Took Gavin to see Santa on Sunday. 🎅☃️🎄
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Took Gavin to see Santa on Sunday. 🎅☃️🎄
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Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
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December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
Yo dawg. I heard you love Gavin, so we put Gavin on a Gavin blanket, so you can snuggle with Gavin while you snuggle with Gavin.
Greatest Secret Santa present ever.
Greatest Secret Santa present ever.
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yo dawg. I heard you love Gavin, so we put Gavin on a Gavin blanket, so you can snuggle with Gavin while you snuggle with Gavin.
Greatest Secret Santa present ever.
Greatest Secret Santa present ever.
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Really enjoying ICE finding out North Carolina is an open carry state with a stand your ground law. My current favourite genre of TikTok videos is ICE agents in full camo in the woods being hunted by North Carolinians
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Really enjoying ICE finding out North Carolina is an open carry state with a stand your ground law. My current favourite genre of TikTok videos is ICE agents in full camo in the woods being hunted by North Carolinians
Is there an alternative to Google Sheets? I have one of Christmas Horror Movies but it will not longer let me edit or add anything. I've been using it for years, so I'd hate to lose it and I want to continue adding to it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Is there an alternative to Google Sheets? I have one of Christmas Horror Movies but it will not longer let me edit or add anything. I've been using it for years, so I'd hate to lose it and I want to continue adding to it.
I somehow reinjured my ankle by kicking at the sheets last night, and its been really painful to walk today. Putting the boot back on, hoping it resolves in a few days. Already discussed with doc that I need another surgery to fix the Achilles tendon. Waiting for next year when my dad retires.
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I somehow reinjured my ankle by kicking at the sheets last night, and its been really painful to walk today. Putting the boot back on, hoping it resolves in a few days. Already discussed with doc that I need another surgery to fix the Achilles tendon. Waiting for next year when my dad retires.
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this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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When you rediscover an important thought you once jotted down in your Notes app.
October 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
When you rediscover an important thought you once jotted down in your Notes app.
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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What To Know About ‘Good Boy’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-good-boy/
October 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Good Boy’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-good-boy/
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i made a helpful reference
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i made a helpful reference
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Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
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Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.
September 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.
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Finally had the follow up with neurology today and it was just disappointing. After sending me a mychart message implying the MRI was really bad and treatment was very important, the doc acted like he didn't know what we should do. Eventually he just decided to up Gabepetin. I asked about back
September 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Finally had the follow up with neurology today and it was just disappointing. After sending me a mychart message implying the MRI was really bad and treatment was very important, the doc acted like he didn't know what we should do. Eventually he just decided to up Gabepetin. I asked about back
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Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
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Okay, now do one for every person killed in Gaza this week, individually, by name
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Okay, now do one for every person killed in Gaza this week, individually, by name
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The most accurate fortune cookie ever lol
September 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The most accurate fortune cookie ever lol
I had a MRI of my back on Wednesday. Basically, I have 3 bulging discs, spinal stenosis, and neuroforaminal stenosis, all in the lumbar area. And then also compression of the S1 nerve.
Doc said not an emergency but that I needed to not miss my appointment bc I did need treatment soon. 😫
Doc said not an emergency but that I needed to not miss my appointment bc I did need treatment soon. 😫
August 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I had a MRI of my back on Wednesday. Basically, I have 3 bulging discs, spinal stenosis, and neuroforaminal stenosis, all in the lumbar area. And then also compression of the S1 nerve.
Doc said not an emergency but that I needed to not miss my appointment bc I did need treatment soon. 😫
Doc said not an emergency but that I needed to not miss my appointment bc I did need treatment soon. 😫
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
I went to a "Wine and Design" thing today where you painted while Kanagroos hop around. Then at the end you could hold them.
August 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I went to a "Wine and Design" thing today where you painted while Kanagroos hop around. Then at the end you could hold them.
POV: You're holding a baby Kangaroo
August 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
POV: You're holding a baby Kangaroo
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My requirements for any Democrat running for president are simple:
1. Undo/reverse every single anti-trans policy the Trump administration has implemented.
2. Pledge not to further restrict trans people's rights.
3. Support the passage of the Equality Act and make it a priority.
1. Undo/reverse every single anti-trans policy the Trump administration has implemented.
2. Pledge not to further restrict trans people's rights.
3. Support the passage of the Equality Act and make it a priority.
August 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My requirements for any Democrat running for president are simple:
1. Undo/reverse every single anti-trans policy the Trump administration has implemented.
2. Pledge not to further restrict trans people's rights.
3. Support the passage of the Equality Act and make it a priority.
1. Undo/reverse every single anti-trans policy the Trump administration has implemented.
2. Pledge not to further restrict trans people's rights.
3. Support the passage of the Equality Act and make it a priority.