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Just Jess
@ju5tje55.bsky.social
Food Dude, Food Dood, Fude Dude; AKA culinarian, I eat.
Lifelong learner, teacher,
and bon vivant.
According to an expert I am an expert.
Working class.
I like politics, sports, food, and human rights.
Anarchist, but pragmatically.
He/him
If you're gonna be in an accident you may as well be in the most fun type of accident. I'm guessing there's glitter.
all at once a queer accident happened
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Make a band food:

The Rolling Scones
Make a band food:

Flan Halen
August 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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People who say "don't drink the Kool-Aid" have obviously never tasted Kool-Aid, shit is delicious.
August 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Joan Brown, Thanksgiving Turkey, 1959 #artbots #moma
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134766
August 2, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Cleaning out some old sports memorabilia. This is a cool set.
Jackie Joyner Kersee McDonald's cards from 1990
July 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Humans in the US get so focused on unimportant stuff. Whatever Pete Buttigieg says is unimportant. He's not a serious candidate for any elected position.

Find the ones that are, support them. Ignore the rest. A politician that gives you something to vote for ya know?
July 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The biggest issue with the United States is that most citizens probably don't care about roughly 30-40 of the other ones. And for good reason, what the hell should I care about Nebraska for?

Nice people, I'm sure, but it may as well be Denmark.
July 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Pablo Picasso, The Kitchen, Paris, November 1948 #artbots #moma
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135423
July 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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*Steve pushes 7*

Steve: whoever pushes the button is the captain of the elevator.

Me: I don’t think that’s tru-

*Captain Steve slaps me with his glove so hard I immediately accept the chain of command*
July 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Eating. So good.
July 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
A burger like this is a special, special thing. Good number list too though.
here’s just a list of numbers
July 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Birdie resting between sets. Training to become an Instagram kettlebell influencer.
July 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
National ice cream day. That's it. That's the skeet/post.
July 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Sorry I'm late, I was getting all lost in the supermarket.
Sorry I’m late, I was getting lost in your eyes
Sorry I’m late, I was getting lost in love.
July 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I've met a lot of Scotts in my life. Not one of them was anything special, let alone Great.
July 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The moral of the story is; if a person orders steaks well done and hates pets? Do NOT elect that person president.
July 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Everyone's dunking on the obvious lies.
Everyone missed the truth that there is, indeed, very little difference between a madman and a genius.
"Do you know who Kaczynski was? There's very little difference between a madman and a genius. But Kaczynski... I said, what kind of a student was he, Uncle John, Dr. John Trump? [...] He said, seriously, good. He said he'd go around correcting everybody, but it didn't work out too well for him."
July 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We can never actually bust a move because it's always what comes next. This is known in scientific circles as the Young MC paradox.
We’d all feel a lot better if we busted a move
July 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Just got an al pastor from the stand on the corner and The Knack was on the radio and the grill guy was singing "Miiiiiii Cabronaaaaa!" anyway that guy rules
June 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I put together a 4-page doc for those wary of the rush to integrate in K-12 schools (though much applies beyond).

Four of the main arguments for teachers using AI tools & introducing kids to AI as early as kindergarten are addressed with rebuttals linked to sources.
June 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Found a #vintage social media post in the wild today.
June 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Hawaiian pizza 2.0;

Spam and mango.
May 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Wait, what... hold on, they defunded the police?

Libs? Owned.

www.npr.org/2025/05/24/n...
Justice Department cuts to public safety grants leave police and nonprofits scrambling
Hundreds of public safety grants cut, worth $500 million, funded initiatives like drug treatment and gun violence prevention programs.
www.npr.org
May 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Is Trump mad at Harvard because he had to go to Penn?
May 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Can't stop thinking about the McSweeney's Sad Dad Bands, (first published January 14, 2022.)

Back on Twitter, I started a thread of my own riffs on Sad Dad Bands on January 17, 2022. Here is that thread, recreated.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wha...
What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
The War on Drugs You make your own paella and take super long naps on Saturday. Like over two hours, consistently. You prefer the smallest possible...
www.mcsweeneys.net
July 9, 2024 at 5:38 PM