Just Jess
@ju5tje55.bsky.social
Food Dude, Food Dood, Fude Dude; AKA culinarian, I eat.
Lifelong learner, teacher,
and bon vivant.
According to an expert I am an expert.
Working class.
I like politics, sports, food, and human rights.
Anarchist, but pragmatically.
He/him
Lifelong learner, teacher,
and bon vivant.
According to an expert I am an expert.
Working class.
I like politics, sports, food, and human rights.
Anarchist, but pragmatically.
He/him
Crazy to think that if you do help the poor, etc. that the pope still thinks you'll burn in hell for eternity if you're not in his special club though.
December 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Crazy to think that if you do help the poor, etc. that the pope still thinks you'll burn in hell for eternity if you're not in his special club though.
Big, "we saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe," energy here. You coulda just rolled with it.
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Big, "we saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe," energy here. You coulda just rolled with it.
This bit of satire is the truest thing ever written about the Trump administration and everyone involved. Would be nice, but I doubt it.
a man in a suit and bow tie is saying `` ain 't nothing gon ' happen ''
Alt: a man in a suit and bow tie is saying `` ain 't nothing gon ' happen ''
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This bit of satire is the truest thing ever written about the Trump administration and everyone involved. Would be nice, but I doubt it.
Tires that record your speed limit and send that information to the cops so they can just mail you a ticket are on the way.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Tires that record your speed limit and send that information to the cops so they can just mail you a ticket are on the way.
If penalty, why no flag?
Pretty sure that's in the rules.
Pretty sure that's in the rules.
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If penalty, why no flag?
Pretty sure that's in the rules.
Pretty sure that's in the rules.
Imma get my monkeys growing tomatoes. Look out.
September 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Imma get my monkeys growing tomatoes. Look out.
Tall, bald white dudes with 90s rock band goatees are always very dumb. You can't show me one that isn't.
September 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Tall, bald white dudes with 90s rock band goatees are always very dumb. You can't show me one that isn't.
Yelp review-ass president
August 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Yelp review-ass president
I'll believe he's doing this for the reasons he says when he posts about Barry Bonds.
August 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'll believe he's doing this for the reasons he says when he posts about Barry Bonds.
What is it about money that makes people into the dorkiest version of humans imaginable?
This is just dumb Mark.
This is just dumb Mark.
August 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
What is it about money that makes people into the dorkiest version of humans imaginable?
This is just dumb Mark.
This is just dumb Mark.
Efficient way to transition to the corn dog of the month as well.
August 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Efficient way to transition to the corn dog of the month as well.
Hes horrible, and an even worse candidate. I think his popularity wanes as soon as he can't do the fake Trump schtick because he won't be running against Trump. But, also if he is running against Trump there's much bigger issues anyway.
August 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hes horrible, and an even worse candidate. I think his popularity wanes as soon as he can't do the fake Trump schtick because he won't be running against Trump. But, also if he is running against Trump there's much bigger issues anyway.
Everyone's going to fall for this, he will end up the dem candidate and then lose in the general because he's wildly unpopular in his own state and even more so everywhere else.
But good bit.
But good bit.
August 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Everyone's going to fall for this, he will end up the dem candidate and then lose in the general because he's wildly unpopular in his own state and even more so everywhere else.
But good bit.
But good bit.
Cookie Monster is not a muppet.
August 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cookie Monster is not a muppet.
Get back at me when it's fully automated.
August 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Get back at me when it's fully automated.
Buddy, you ever add a little extra sugar? Can't tell me not to drink it.
August 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Buddy, you ever add a little extra sugar? Can't tell me not to drink it.
100% absolutely no doubt. Shannon Hoon was one of the best frontmen in rock at the time and Blind Melon was always getting airplay.
August 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
100% absolutely no doubt. Shannon Hoon was one of the best frontmen in rock at the time and Blind Melon was always getting airplay.
Over/under on how many gold medals he wins?
August 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Over/under on how many gold medals he wins?
This is the inevitable slippery slope that happens when we count audiobooks as reading.
August 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is the inevitable slippery slope that happens when we count audiobooks as reading.
MTG, welcome to the resistance.
August 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
MTG, welcome to the resistance.
Pops out of the bottle in a very sales guy type suit, "the names wishes, Grant Wishes,"
August 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Pops out of the bottle in a very sales guy type suit, "the names wishes, Grant Wishes,"