John Dorn
@jsd.bsky.social
The disco ball in my mouth insinuates I’m ballin’. Sports words and edits in a past life at various. Just looking around👨💻
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the two bluesky feeds
May 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the two bluesky feeds
I’ve known this text would come eventually but am somehow still woefully unprepared to respond
December 12, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I’ve known this text would come eventually but am somehow still woefully unprepared to respond
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There’s a 50% chance on any given night that the Knicks will put up the greatest offensive performance in franchise history
There’s a 50% chance on any given night that the Knicks will appear on the verge of folding as a franchise
A season for sickos, one and all
There’s a 50% chance on any given night that the Knicks will appear on the verge of folding as a franchise
A season for sickos, one and all
December 4, 2024 at 1:53 AM
There’s a 50% chance on any given night that the Knicks will put up the greatest offensive performance in franchise history
There’s a 50% chance on any given night that the Knicks will appear on the verge of folding as a franchise
A season for sickos, one and all
There’s a 50% chance on any given night that the Knicks will appear on the verge of folding as a franchise
A season for sickos, one and all
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the whole outfit kinda rips
November 29, 2024 at 10:32 PM
the whole outfit kinda rips
Friday Night Knicks at noon on a court the color of toothpaste. Electric
November 29, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Friday Night Knicks at noon on a court the color of toothpaste. Electric
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Happy Thanksgiving, he is risen
November 28, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, he is risen
🎼From Paris down to Turkey
November 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
🎼From Paris down to Turkey
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good morning
mrs. met is up and doing crimes
are you?
mrs. met is up and doing crimes
are you?
Hudson Yards-bound [7] trains are running with delays after we requested NYPD assistance at Mets-Willets Point.
November 26, 2024 at 12:45 PM
good morning
mrs. met is up and doing crimes
are you?
mrs. met is up and doing crimes
are you?
🗣️🗣️🗣️UNDERPAID
New career high for Anunoby with 38 -- in three quarters.
November 26, 2024 at 3:46 AM
🗣️🗣️🗣️UNDERPAID
We’re really getting the Ice Spice version of OG every night
November 26, 2024 at 3:01 AM
We’re really getting the Ice Spice version of OG every night
Society if it operated like the Knicks offense
November 26, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Society if it operated like the Knicks offense
Crazy scary spooky HILARIOUS
November 22, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Crazy scary spooky HILARIOUS
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Everything I see from Threads is so amazing. A perfect 50/50 between random strangers telling you about their sick pet or bad marriage and brands grimly flirting with each other. Facebook is one of the coolest companies ever to exist. No one else could come up with this.
November 22, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Everything I see from Threads is so amazing. A perfect 50/50 between random strangers telling you about their sick pet or bad marriage and brands grimly flirting with each other. Facebook is one of the coolest companies ever to exist. No one else could come up with this.
The midnight Fizdale jump scare is dirty work from ESPN
November 21, 2024 at 4:51 AM
The midnight Fizdale jump scare is dirty work from ESPN
MILK!
(Man, I love Knicks!)
(Man, I love Knicks!)
November 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
MILK!
(Man, I love Knicks!)
(Man, I love Knicks!)
Not wearing my glasses and thought this was Rick Pitino
“In the pre-Trump era, it might have been a stretch to describe CMS administrator as an overtly political position,” John Hendrickson writes. “But Oz’s objective under Trump couldn’t be clearer.”
Why Oz Is the Doctor Trump Ordered
Nothing about Trump 2.0 is mere bluster.
www.theatlantic.com
November 21, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Not wearing my glasses and thought this was Rick Pitino
Double-checking my math on this but I’m pretty sure Mikal Bridges is shooting 175% on midrange jumpers so far
November 19, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Double-checking my math on this but I’m pretty sure Mikal Bridges is shooting 175% on midrange jumpers so far
One of my earliest sports memories was Mike Tyson getting the face tat so this is a huge moment for me personally
November 16, 2024 at 5:06 AM
One of my earliest sports memories was Mike Tyson getting the face tat so this is a huge moment for me personally
Hukporti hive rise up with me
November 16, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Hukporti hive rise up with me
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@HOUSETHICSCOMMITTEE.BSKY.SOCIALCOMNET YALL ARE WILD PUSSY IF U DONT JUST LEAK THE SHIT WE A DEVELOPING NATION NOW THAT KINDA SHIT IS REGULAR DEGULAR
The House Ethics Committee meeting tomorrow in which members were scheduled to vote on whether to release the Matt Gaetz report has been CANCELED, per Reese Gorman
November 20, 2024 at 4:42 PM
@HOUSETHICSCOMMITTEE.BSKY.SOCIALCOMNET YALL ARE WILD PUSSY IF U DONT JUST LEAK THE SHIT WE A DEVELOPING NATION NOW THAT KINDA SHIT IS REGULAR DEGULAR
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As soon as Trump wins an election you get to call posting "organizing"
November 14, 2024 at 10:03 PM
As soon as Trump wins an election you get to call posting "organizing"
Feels as if I should resume shitposting here once again
November 14, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Feels as if I should resume shitposting here once again
