James Stumper Jr.
@jstumperjr.bsky.social
Husband, dog dad, and frequently-disappointed New York sports fan. Rutgers University 2015.
Justin Fields is an absolute garbage time legend
October 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Justin Fields is an absolute garbage time legend
Clinging to a playoff spot, looking to avoid collapse. Final weekend of the season against the Marlins. Lord have mercy
September 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Clinging to a playoff spot, looking to avoid collapse. Final weekend of the season against the Marlins. Lord have mercy
Being a sports fan is a social experiment and I am failing
September 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Being a sports fan is a social experiment and I am failing
The Jets may literally never be good again
September 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The Jets may literally never be good again
Another great day to be a Mets and Jets fan
September 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Another great day to be a Mets and Jets fan
Mentally preparing for me, a grown adult man, to cry while watching a fellow grown adult man get honored by his former employer today. Happy David Wright Day, folks
July 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Mentally preparing for me, a grown adult man, to cry while watching a fellow grown adult man get honored by his former employer today. Happy David Wright Day, folks
Petition for the Mets to never step foot in the God forsaken city of Atlanta ever again
June 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Petition for the Mets to never step foot in the God forsaken city of Atlanta ever again
As a fellow man who had to pull the plug on what was left of a head of hair the Tom Thibodeau situation is simply outrageous
June 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
As a fellow man who had to pull the plug on what was left of a head of hair the Tom Thibodeau situation is simply outrageous
Imagine being a New Yorker caring about a baseball game tonight with the Knicks playing such an important game? Feels like all baseball games in the city almost just should count tonight idk just a thought
May 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Imagine being a New Yorker caring about a baseball game tonight with the Knicks playing such an important game? Feels like all baseball games in the city almost just should count tonight idk just a thought
GOALS TODAY:
Marc Gatcomb: 1
Alex Ovechkin: 1
Marc Gatcomb: 1
Alex Ovechkin: 1
April 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
GOALS TODAY:
Marc Gatcomb: 1
Alex Ovechkin: 1
Marc Gatcomb: 1
Alex Ovechkin: 1
Shoutout to the internet for bullying the powers that be into bringing back big letters on jerseys
March 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Shoutout to the internet for bullying the powers that be into bringing back big letters on jerseys
You ain’t a real one if you aren’t up watching 6 AM ball in Tokyo
March 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
You ain’t a real one if you aren’t up watching 6 AM ball in Tokyo
I don’t care how good a conference is, if you go 6-12 in conference you shouldn’t make the tournament
March 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I don’t care how good a conference is, if you go 6-12 in conference you shouldn’t make the tournament
Dickie V has me crying in the club rn
March 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Dickie V has me crying in the club rn
Conan O’Brien as host of The Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Conan O’Brien as host of The Oscars
“A pleasant good afternoon, everybody”
February 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“A pleasant good afternoon, everybody”
Doesn’t matter how many languages you can sing your anthem in if every other note is flat
February 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Doesn’t matter how many languages you can sing your anthem in if every other note is flat
What is Donald Trump’s plan to stop Connor McDavid
February 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What is Donald Trump’s plan to stop Connor McDavid
Not sure I’ve seen a worse uniform than what Texas A&M basketball is currently wearing
February 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Not sure I’ve seen a worse uniform than what Texas A&M basketball is currently wearing
Tom Brady gaslighting the world by telling people he is against game-changing penalties in big games
February 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Tom Brady gaslighting the world by telling people he is against game-changing penalties in big games
Networks have really gotta stop rolling out new scorebugs for the Super Bowl, man
February 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Networks have really gotta stop rolling out new scorebugs for the Super Bowl, man
Pete Alonso, Scott Boras can’t hurt you anymore (until next year)
February 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Pete Alonso, Scott Boras can’t hurt you anymore (until next year)
Mekhi Becton and Braden Mann going to the Super Bowl I’m gonna be sick man
January 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Mekhi Becton and Braden Mann going to the Super Bowl I’m gonna be sick man