J.R. Youngblut
@jryoungblut.bsky.social
“Perfect teeth & a great attitude”
Writer, Comedian, Twitter Refugee
NYC | He/Him
Writer, Comedian, Twitter Refugee
NYC | He/Him
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the kiss cam at the Coldplay concert lands on me and I'm just absolutely housing a giant Italian sub sandwich
July 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
the kiss cam at the Coldplay concert lands on me and I'm just absolutely housing a giant Italian sub sandwich
you can have this feeling too, America!
June 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
you can have this feeling too, America!
learning the term commie corridor has been an unexpected treat amid election day stress
June 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
learning the term commie corridor has been an unexpected treat amid election day stress
If I gave my dad a just salad gift card I think he’d off himself with a weedwacker
June 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If I gave my dad a just salad gift card I think he’d off himself with a weedwacker
If bluesky can’t capitalize on today than what is the point
June 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If bluesky can’t capitalize on today than what is the point
The race to see who can CapCut the first party 4 u edit of the Elon/trump break up begins now
June 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The race to see who can CapCut the first party 4 u edit of the Elon/trump break up begins now
But if I eat a bucket of pasta salad I’m basically eating a whole cucumber so it’s fine
June 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
But if I eat a bucket of pasta salad I’m basically eating a whole cucumber so it’s fine
propaganda I’m not falling for:
- a crepuscular sleep schedule is superior
- gathering berries was fun and not tedious
- eclipses are a good omen
- bronze jewelry is for pick-me’s
- trepanning doesn’t work
- you’re a failure if you haven’t raised a megalith by 19
- a crepuscular sleep schedule is superior
- gathering berries was fun and not tedious
- eclipses are a good omen
- bronze jewelry is for pick-me’s
- trepanning doesn’t work
- you’re a failure if you haven’t raised a megalith by 19
May 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
propaganda I’m not falling for:
- a crepuscular sleep schedule is superior
- gathering berries was fun and not tedious
- eclipses are a good omen
- bronze jewelry is for pick-me’s
- trepanning doesn’t work
- you’re a failure if you haven’t raised a megalith by 19
- a crepuscular sleep schedule is superior
- gathering berries was fun and not tedious
- eclipses are a good omen
- bronze jewelry is for pick-me’s
- trepanning doesn’t work
- you’re a failure if you haven’t raised a megalith by 19
may thy wiimote chip and shatter
May 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
may thy wiimote chip and shatter
When somebody calls a director “confident” yeah they better be they’re the one in the little chair
May 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
When somebody calls a director “confident” yeah they better be they’re the one in the little chair
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A restaurant called “Don’t fill up on that” where all we serve are the free bread courses from other restaurants. Cheddar Bay biscuits, chips and salsa, brown bread from Outback, breadsticks from the Olive Garden, and the servers are always all “now don’t fill up on this” and we all laugh and laugh
May 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
A restaurant called “Don’t fill up on that” where all we serve are the free bread courses from other restaurants. Cheddar Bay biscuits, chips and salsa, brown bread from Outback, breadsticks from the Olive Garden, and the servers are always all “now don’t fill up on this” and we all laugh and laugh
this conclave has convinced me we need more global competitions where all the contestants are +60. low stakes, little actual sway on geopolitical matters but a whole lot of heart
May 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
this conclave has convinced me we need more global competitions where all the contestants are +60. low stakes, little actual sway on geopolitical matters but a whole lot of heart
the next pope biopic better star connor o'malley
May 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the next pope biopic better star connor o'malley
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So excited for Pope Leo XIV! Him and I were on a Harold Team together in 08. He never stopped hustling. Even after he didn't get a call back after his SNL screen test.
May 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So excited for Pope Leo XIV! Him and I were on a Harold Team together in 08. He never stopped hustling. Even after he didn't get a call back after his SNL screen test.
Me finding out I didn’t get picked to be pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me finding out I didn’t get picked to be pope
Me finding out I didn’t get picked to be pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Me finding out I didn’t get picked to be pope
I’m supposed to wear sunscreen every day and it costs how much???? You know I gotta eat every day too right??
May 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’m supposed to wear sunscreen every day and it costs how much???? You know I gotta eat every day too right??
Mary was kinda the biggest boy mom of them all
April 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Mary was kinda the biggest boy mom of them all
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Losing my mind at the Mulaney T2 stunt double focus group. Losing my mind in different way at every single person on the show goofing on THE Dr. Jack Horner
April 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Losing my mind at the Mulaney T2 stunt double focus group. Losing my mind in different way at every single person on the show goofing on THE Dr. Jack Horner
no no no, you can't pull the passive aggressive card on me, my parents inoculated me against that shit
April 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
no no no, you can't pull the passive aggressive card on me, my parents inoculated me against that shit
Reading sheet music in the subway is a level of cultured that I aspire to achieve
April 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Reading sheet music in the subway is a level of cultured that I aspire to achieve
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ONN won a Webby today for best comedy video show. I am extremely biased, but this might be our finest work yet.
Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
April 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ONN won a Webby today for best comedy video show. I am extremely biased, but this might be our finest work yet.
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Sorry to get political but I think we should pay people to check for poop in our food
April 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Sorry to get political but I think we should pay people to check for poop in our food
some poor teenager is gonna devour one too many hot cross buns today
April 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
some poor teenager is gonna devour one too many hot cross buns today