J.R. Youngblut
@jryoungblut.bsky.social
“Perfect teeth & a great attitude”
Writer, Comedian, Twitter Refugee
NYC | He/Him
Writer, Comedian, Twitter Refugee
NYC | He/Him
If I gave my dad a just salad gift card I think he’d off himself with a weedwacker
June 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If I gave my dad a just salad gift card I think he’d off himself with a weedwacker
Me finding out I didn’t get picked to be pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me finding out I didn’t get picked to be pope
Me finding out I didn’t get picked to be pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Me finding out I didn’t get picked to be pope
no no no, you can't pull the passive aggressive card on me, my parents inoculated me against that shit
April 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
no no no, you can't pull the passive aggressive card on me, my parents inoculated me against that shit
I’m smashing cardboard boat I made Friday at Under St. Marks so naturally I also recreated the Smash Bros menu screen as a promo
March 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m smashing cardboard boat I made Friday at Under St. Marks so naturally I also recreated the Smash Bros menu screen as a promo
I can’t stop thinking about this guy that crashed out in the comments of The Ben Stiller Show pilot just 3 weeks ago
February 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I can’t stop thinking about this guy that crashed out in the comments of The Ben Stiller Show pilot just 3 weeks ago
reading that servile error message knowing it will probably work
January 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
reading that servile error message knowing it will probably work
It’s always two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyy”
January 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It’s always two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyy”
This is the year I go full Frais
January 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is the year I go full Frais
rip jimmy I’ll forever know you as the guy who kept my boy pete out of the olympics
December 29, 2024 at 9:23 PM
rip jimmy I’ll forever know you as the guy who kept my boy pete out of the olympics
Did you guys know the CapitalOne Cafe is a real place??
December 26, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Did you guys know the CapitalOne Cafe is a real place??
I just know this dude is lethal in a nuzlocke
December 9, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I just know this dude is lethal in a nuzlocke
trying to cook more
November 23, 2024 at 3:33 PM
trying to cook more
when a jacket has that 70s ribbing
November 21, 2024 at 2:50 PM
when a jacket has that 70s ribbing
the treacherous psyop campaigns of the New York Times never cease
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 AM
the treacherous psyop campaigns of the New York Times never cease
Posting some of my old sketches that will fit in the 1 min time slot
November 16, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Posting some of my old sketches that will fit in the 1 min time slot
I love how in the 11th Century this is how Vikings drew Thor
November 9, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I love how in the 11th Century this is how Vikings drew Thor
Was dressed like this for less than 30 minutes and already fumbled talking to a goth girl on the train
November 2, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Was dressed like this for less than 30 minutes and already fumbled talking to a goth girl on the train
CRAWLY gnome spotted at 2 am in Brooklyn
October 26, 2024 at 8:39 PM
CRAWLY gnome spotted at 2 am in Brooklyn
Bilbo Baggins if he took the One Ring with him when he retired
August 4, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Bilbo Baggins if he took the One Ring with him when he retired
give it up for the completely alive champions of my first emerald nuzlocke and a salute to all their fallen comrades 🫡🫡🫡
July 31, 2023 at 11:01 PM
give it up for the completely alive champions of my first emerald nuzlocke and a salute to all their fallen comrades 🫡🫡🫡
the longer I do data entry, the more I understand him
July 13, 2023 at 7:02 PM
the longer I do data entry, the more I understand him
Plankton would make a killing if he catered into the millennial grey, overhead light fixture, 20 dollar taco crowd
July 10, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Plankton would make a killing if he catered into the millennial grey, overhead light fixture, 20 dollar taco crowd
Walking back to the car after a day digging holes at the beach with your best bud
July 4, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Walking back to the car after a day digging holes at the beach with your best bud
summer comedy show poster starter font:
June 28, 2023 at 7:17 PM
summer comedy show poster starter font: