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Writer. Pluviophile. Oddball. "High-spirited spinster." 🧿
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PRIEST: Oh no!
ME: What?
PRIEST: Someone broke into my office and took my vestments and my German fruit bread!
ME: You mean—
PRIEST: Yep—
BOTH: STOLEN STOLE AND STOLLEN
ME: What?
PRIEST: Someone broke into my office and took my vestments and my German fruit bread!
ME: You mean—
PRIEST: Yep—
BOTH: STOLEN STOLE AND STOLLEN
December 12, 2024 at 1:26 PM
PRIEST: Oh no!
ME: What?
PRIEST: Someone broke into my office and took my vestments and my German fruit bread!
ME: You mean—
PRIEST: Yep—
BOTH: STOLEN STOLE AND STOLLEN
ME: What?
PRIEST: Someone broke into my office and took my vestments and my German fruit bread!
ME: You mean—
PRIEST: Yep—
BOTH: STOLEN STOLE AND STOLLEN
October 21, 1965: Marie McDonald dies at the age of 42. The model, singer, and actress (dubbed "The Body" for her killer physique) starred opposite Gene Kelly and Jerry Lewis, sang with Tommy Dorsey, and posed for YANK Magazine.
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
October 21, 1965: Marie McDonald dies at the age of 42. The model, singer, and actress (dubbed "The Body" for her killer physique) starred opposite Gene Kelly and Jerry Lewis, sang with Tommy Dorsey, and posed for YANK Magazine.
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
editor refuses to STET
Spoiler alert: I say "bitch".
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#toofasttooshort #classichollywood #nonfiction #barrymore #dianabarrymore
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#toofasttooshort #classichollywood #nonfiction #barrymore #dianabarrymore
October 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Spoiler alert: I say "bitch".
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#toofasttooshort #classichollywood #nonfiction #barrymore #dianabarrymore
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#toofasttooshort #classichollywood #nonfiction #barrymore #dianabarrymore
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This is not only amazingly racist but deeply anti-Christian. Fuck this shit.
Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
October 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This is not only amazingly racist but deeply anti-Christian. Fuck this shit.
wut
Trump on Portland: "It's like the movies you see for the kids, I guess not only the kids, adults also, where you have these bombed out cities and these bombed out people. It's like, worse than that."
October 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
wut
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Just to be absolutely clear:
The President of the United States has absolutely no power to “take away” any right enumerated in the Constitution from any person.
And that is how every single article, blog post, and social media commentary should start when discussing this ludicrous statement.
The President of the United States has absolutely no power to “take away” any right enumerated in the Constitution from any person.
And that is how every single article, blog post, and social media commentary should start when discussing this ludicrous statement.
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
October 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Just to be absolutely clear:
The President of the United States has absolutely no power to “take away” any right enumerated in the Constitution from any person.
And that is how every single article, blog post, and social media commentary should start when discussing this ludicrous statement.
The President of the United States has absolutely no power to “take away” any right enumerated in the Constitution from any person.
And that is how every single article, blog post, and social media commentary should start when discussing this ludicrous statement.
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Our authoritarianism is run on clichés borrowed from the Eastern Europe of twenty years ago. Paid protestors, disloyal cities, evil Soros, vast conspiracies — it was all tiresome then and there, and now it’s pathetic.
Trump: "They're, like, insurrectionists, they're terrible people. But you really wonder why. Why are they doing it? What are they gaining? Other than they're obviously paid. They're paid a lot of money."
October 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Our authoritarianism is run on clichés borrowed from the Eastern Europe of twenty years ago. Paid protestors, disloyal cities, evil Soros, vast conspiracies — it was all tiresome then and there, and now it’s pathetic.
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October 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
October 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
She's here! TOO FAST, TOO SHORT: The Life of Diana Barrymore is my hardest and most moving work to date, and I hope it makes you think a little differently about the woman once called the Princess of Theatre's Royal Family.
#barrymore #classichollywood #nonfiction
#barrymore #classichollywood #nonfiction
September 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
She's here! TOO FAST, TOO SHORT: The Life of Diana Barrymore is my hardest and most moving work to date, and I hope it makes you think a little differently about the woman once called the Princess of Theatre's Royal Family.
#barrymore #classichollywood #nonfiction
#barrymore #classichollywood #nonfiction
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A white woman hurled the N-word at a 5-year-old Black boy. She didn’t apologize—she cashed in. Over $700K raised on GiveSendGo. This isn’t free speech. It’s hate for profit. America’s sickness isn’t just moral—it’s monetized.
Full Article: www.facebook.com/share/p/1A2K...
Full Article: www.facebook.com/share/p/1A2K...
May 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
A white woman hurled the N-word at a 5-year-old Black boy. She didn’t apologize—she cashed in. Over $700K raised on GiveSendGo. This isn’t free speech. It’s hate for profit. America’s sickness isn’t just moral—it’s monetized.
Full Article: www.facebook.com/share/p/1A2K...
Full Article: www.facebook.com/share/p/1A2K...
What would you want to see in a Jen newsletter?
May 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What would you want to see in a Jen newsletter?
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Must be exciting for our military officers to learn that they may be going to war against NATO (Canada, Denmark) while helping Russia take Ukraine. Exactly what they signed up for!
Trumps message to the people of Greenland is that we’re gonna get Greenland one way or the other
March 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Must be exciting for our military officers to learn that they may be going to war against NATO (Canada, Denmark) while helping Russia take Ukraine. Exactly what they signed up for!
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HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT?
Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
March 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT?
Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
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Part of the lesson here is that Trumpists, like many bullies, don’t handle it well if you stand up to them rather than caving. If Trump or Vance or their supporters had any character this petulant display and Zelenskyy’s defiance would be humiliating to them.
Zelenskyy gives a thumbs up after getting berated by a visibly agitated Trump
February 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Part of the lesson here is that Trumpists, like many bullies, don’t handle it well if you stand up to them rather than caving. If Trump or Vance or their supporters had any character this petulant display and Zelenskyy’s defiance would be humiliating to them.
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We apologize to our Ukrainian supporters. We are embarrassed by how our president and vice president have behaved. We are fighting to redeem the soul of America. 🇺🇸
February 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We apologize to our Ukrainian supporters. We are embarrassed by how our president and vice president have behaved. We are fighting to redeem the soul of America. 🇺🇸
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"Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better."
My god, he went full Bette Davis.
My god, he went full Bette Davis.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better."
My god, he went full Bette Davis.
My god, he went full Bette Davis.
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"There was also no opposition." Holy shit, read a book.
BRENNAN: Vance was standing in a country where free speech was weaponized to conduct a genocide & he met w/head of a party w/far-right views
RUBIO: I have to disagree. The genocide was conducted by an authoritarian Nazi regime. There was no free speech in Nazi Germany. There was also no opposition
RUBIO: I have to disagree. The genocide was conducted by an authoritarian Nazi regime. There was no free speech in Nazi Germany. There was also no opposition
February 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"There was also no opposition." Holy shit, read a book.
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The air of insanity about all of this is starting to get to me.
Leavitt: "The president feels it would be much better and more majestic if these Palestinians could be moved to safer areas."
February 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The air of insanity about all of this is starting to get to me.
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You were taught that educated, single, child-free women are unwanted and pathetic because a woman who is unmanageable through attachment and enraged at the exploitation all around her is a very dangerous thing to an institution that needs to manage and exploit her in order to survive.
February 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You were taught that educated, single, child-free women are unwanted and pathetic because a woman who is unmanageable through attachment and enraged at the exploitation all around her is a very dangerous thing to an institution that needs to manage and exploit her in order to survive.
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DEI is when a woman or non-white person who is qualified for a job receives that job. The meritocracy is when a 19 year old gets to run the United States government because he posted the dankest memes
Yes totally cool that a 19-year-old who called his deleted LinkedIn "Big Balls," where he lists his experience working as a camp counselor can access the entire US federal payment system without anyone looking into his background, for instance, his Russian national close relatives or anything else
February 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
DEI is when a woman or non-white person who is qualified for a job receives that job. The meritocracy is when a 19 year old gets to run the United States government because he posted the dankest memes