Jamie BlueskEyes
jpwilson117.bsky.social
Jamie BlueskEyes
@jpwilson117.bsky.social
@surber.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

I had serious cognitive dissonance during this week's Shutdown Fullcast (I know, I know, that doesn't sound like a unique occurrence) when at ~1:13:30 or so when Holly commandeered the sound board, the guitar riff played because, I kid you not....
October 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I immediately thought of Chile as my "golf a country" answer and it felt unreasonably satisfying when you said it two seconds later
March 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social man, you already had your turn. Out you go!
🚨 There is an actual celebrity (!) dressed and performing as Tubby, the delightful @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social mascot, a source close to the bowl game tells NBC Sports. The celebrity will reveal him or herself prior to the coach mayo bath at the end of the game. 🚨
January 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I feel compelled to share this with you. "A movie I assume is called Speed" 💀💀
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December 27, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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Heads Alalina, Tails Carobama
Greener warmer, somewhere somewhere
Up in the ocean, mount by the dowtains
Go it don’t matter, where as we’re longin’
someto wheregether, quart got an I’ver
Heads Alalina, Tails Carobama
no, I do not like it
December 5, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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GIRLFRIEND OF THE SPIN DOCTORS GUY: what the fuck is that?

SPIN DOCTORS GUY: [quickly covering lyrics to a song called "little miss might be wrong"] NOTHING
November 19, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Me changing diapers:
JFC. I hate when shit breaks containment.
January 4, 2024 at 1:10 AM
January 1, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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December 26, 2023 at 3:58 AM
I wish the stadium didn't have a rule against costume masks, so I could run back this @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social live show classic
cc: @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
November 25, 2023 at 7:59 PM
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have u ever gotten a notification where u just said 'wat'
November 7, 2023 at 4:50 PM
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what's the single dumbest word that we don't think about how dumb it is because we've become used to saying it. the answer is "movie"
November 3, 2023 at 9:45 PM
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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME NIGHT BALLLLLLLL

A MONDAY FOOT PARTYYYYYY
FACT CHECK: True
October 10, 2023 at 4:07 AM
September 16, 2023 at 3:11 PM
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Great excerpt from McKay Coppins' upcoming Romney bio - sounds like he got incredible access. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
Included is striking Jan 2 2021 text Romney sent to McConnell:
September 14, 2023 at 12:05 AM
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Love a good metadata error
September 13, 2023 at 7:56 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social may I present ✨A THREAD✨
A family of possums are desperate to move into our house and the baby is resorting to Mission Impossible shit
September 6, 2023 at 3:43 PM
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where is the documentary explaining this
August 23, 2023 at 11:17 AM
I don’t know if Ahsoka does anything for the folks who haven’t watched 11 seasons of SW animation, but Dave’s out here casually name dropping “Force Witches of Dathomir” just to pop the boys in the back and I’m loving it.
August 23, 2023 at 4:43 AM
AHSOKA STARTS WITH A SCROLL!!!!!

I could not possibly be more in.
August 23, 2023 at 1:34 AM
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Certain critical infrastructure from the old place is making it over here now
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
August 18, 2023 at 11:21 PM
You telling me this light orchestra is electric?
You telling me this Boingo is Oingo?
You telling me the banana is rama?
August 16, 2023 at 11:54 PM
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if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour
August 9, 2023 at 10:41 PM