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Ollie McClellan
@olliemcclellan.bsky.social
I only count for half.

#BanReplay
For your consideration in case a revision to the list is needed, @thequeso.bsky.social.
sorry are people serious
January 26, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Why does my hair look like Wolverine's?
January 26, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Bars.
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 26, 2026 at 4:47 AM
"All of you. ALL OF YOU! Pleeeeeeeease stop fucking wit the money. Just put your heads in the sand."
INBOX: 60+ CEOs of Minnesota-based company call for "an immediate deescalation of tensions and for state, local and federal officials to work together to find real solutions."

No mention of ICE in the letter.
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
More Twitter refugees, eh? They're very welcome, but it's interesting to see juat which straw breaks the camel's back for people.
January 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Love to have an absolutely crucial match reffed by the brother of a former Rangers youth player.
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Thinking of y'all. Worried for y'all.
January 25, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Reposted by Ollie McClellan
In some countries the outbreak of bloodshed inspires the opposition party to call for the leader to resign
January 24, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Ma'am. Respectfully.

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#1001Albums
January 24, 2026 at 7:15 AM
January 23, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I don't know how all y'all sad sacks are doing but I get to spend my morning on a greqt big boat looking for orcas in glorious sunshine.
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Guys, I'm supposed to be leaving in about 10 minutes here.
January 22, 2026 at 4:49 PM
"He's the fighter we need to take on Drumpf!"

Nah.
January 22, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Not again.
January 22, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Block do not engage. Might want to check the profile and also block accounts she's reskeeting:
January 21, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I wonder how many blonde-haired blue-eyed children have been arrested for failure to produce proof of citizenship.

I'm sorry, but you're simply an irredeemable gutter racist if you in any way think that undocument immigrants are such an existential crisis that this fucking bullshit is necessary.
Heartbreaking cruelty visited upon children in our name
January 21, 2026 at 8:45 PM
LOLOL, one of my students is mad about the Bills losing on the weekend so she made the fatal error of asking me if Scottish football was corrupt.
spongebob is sitting at a table in a diner with a cup of coffee and the words `` 30 mins later ... '' .
Alt: /30minslater.gif OR, if you prefer AI-generated slop: spongebob is sitting at a table in a diner with a cup of coffee and the words `` 30 mins later ... '' .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:26 PM
You know these companies are absolutely completely and totally cooked by a lack of consumer demand for their slop machines when they start coming out with "constitutions."
January 21, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Celtic have won 13 of the last 14 Scottish titles but I'm still going to absolutely lose my shit if Martin O'Neill manages to pull this out of the fire this season.
If we ever get there again I’m gonna lay on the ground and cry until I stop
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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I can never remember if it's Nick Cave or Nick Drake whom I absolutely despise but it must be Cave because this is too non-descript and unmemorable to really get my dander up.

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#1001Albums
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 PM
No luck, eh?
January 21, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Reposted by Ollie McClellan
i am GOING TO get my hopes up every single time. NOT because i am gullible or desperate but because it is FUN
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Somebody text me if it happens. I can't handle staying up this late.
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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they shut off the pool camera? what is happening
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 AM
You people know far far too much about me already.
January 21, 2026 at 4:21 AM