Happy for him. Happier for us that we have a grown-up in charge now.

I believe in you.

28 ppg in 25.3 mpg is very very funny. What a force.

Light work.

I have nothing against them (aside from the fascist monsters at their law school) but this is pathetic crybaby sore loser shit.

Just shows that the sooner we expand to 32 teams, the better.

Looks like the one I found in the living room of the basketball house when I got home from studying. About 5 minutes later 3 of my idiot roommates called me to pick them up from the pub. Insisted I drive by the golf course on the way back so they could shiw me the stump where our tree used to be.

Leaders and Legends could never.

You make popcorn with mayo?

LOLOLOLOL

Press release purports to be from the players.

I was thinking along those lines but I think we're gonna keep it a bit simpler.

I was thinking jalapeño cornbread.

My mac and cheese never shares a plate with another dish. It covers the entire surface area.

Right after that I had to rn across the parking lot to tell their coach he was gonna get his ass beat if he didn't get the fuck away from the female ref he had backed up against her car.

"Fuck are you gonna do, you little shit?"
"I won't. They will."
*points at combined 650 lb. pair of assistants*

Reminds me of the time a Jamaican mother accosted my players outside the gym after a high school playoff game.

"YOU did not win that game with skill. YOU won that game with TRICKERY! TRICKERY I SAY!"
"Lady, we beat that ass by 50. Wasn't nothing tricky about it."

-3 rushing yards, imo.

"'X' by 'Y'" is usually a pretty good red flag for incoming over-priced nonsense.

So, -2 would have been an improvement!

"He gets us money" or "He Gets Us™️ money"?