Joe Lepore
@jplepore.bsky.social
Making those Beautiful Podcasts @starsofspace.bsky.social and @rudetales.bsky.social . www.joelepore.cool
Imagining how a South African guy would say “Jack Black”
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Imagining how a South African guy would say “Jack Black”
To my beloved wife “Wakka” is just half of a Fozzie Bear catchphrase
I love when my wife plays a Relaxing Evening Piano playlist on Spotify and “To Zanarkand” pops up
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
To my beloved wife “Wakka” is just half of a Fozzie Bear catchphrase
I love when my wife plays a Relaxing Evening Piano playlist on Spotify and “To Zanarkand” pops up
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I love when my wife plays a Relaxing Evening Piano playlist on Spotify and “To Zanarkand” pops up
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watching a dude on the metro eat a box of three krispy kreme donuts. what a king.
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
watching a dude on the metro eat a box of three krispy kreme donuts. what a king.
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November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I always feel like Scrooge looking on his own grave knowing this dude is five days younger than me somehow
The long knives are out, adding to Pulte’s rough week:
“.. Some administration officials have grown wary of Pulte’s unorthodox and aggressive tactics and have been gathering information on what they see as his missteps and political vulnerabilities, ..”
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“.. Some administration officials have grown wary of Pulte’s unorthodox and aggressive tactics and have been gathering information on what they see as his missteps and political vulnerabilities, ..”
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I always feel like Scrooge looking on his own grave knowing this dude is five days younger than me somehow
🎶If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
I have been married seven times,
I'm thinking it's to do with my ugly wife rhymes...🎶
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
I have been married seven times,
I'm thinking it's to do with my ugly wife rhymes...🎶
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
🎶If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
I have been married seven times,
I'm thinking it's to do with my ugly wife rhymes...🎶
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
I have been married seven times,
I'm thinking it's to do with my ugly wife rhymes...🎶
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You get so caught up in “would that itwere so simple”, you end up forgetting about “is it hard to dance with all those bernanners on your head?”
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You get so caught up in “would that itwere so simple”, you end up forgetting about “is it hard to dance with all those bernanners on your head?”
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It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.
They're figuring out how to launch airstrikes on Little St James even though it's US territory
“.. in the Situation Room.” 👀
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
They're figuring out how to launch airstrikes on Little St James even though it's US territory
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Just by sheer chance we are always exactly one vote short of doing good stuff, and one vote over the line to do bad stuff.
Nancy Mace is expected to pull her support for the petition to release the Epstein Files, the day before Adelita Grijalva is sworn in.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just by sheer chance we are always exactly one vote short of doing good stuff, and one vote over the line to do bad stuff.
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when you realize they couldve released one email every day trump didn't capitulate to their demands on the shutdown you will realize they lose on purpose
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump. n.pr/4p7hqKa
New Epstein emails appear to reveal more Trump ties
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump.
n.pr
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when you realize they couldve released one email every day trump didn't capitulate to their demands on the shutdown you will realize they lose on purpose
why does everyone on the Lolita Express only write emails in cockney rhyming slang
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
why does everyone on the Lolita Express only write emails in cockney rhyming slang
Really happy with how this one turned out- and the end is SPICY 🌶️
🔔🍄🤰RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🤰🍄🔔
Nethermurk Episode 30: Bell Ringers
Nethermurk Episode 30: Bell Ringers
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Really happy with how this one turned out- and the end is SPICY 🌶️
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It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
May 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
do it for the veterans 🫡
It's 11:11 on 11/11! Quick, boot up Party Pack 11!
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
do it for the veterans 🫡
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We had a little hiccup on today's main feed episode, and if you want to hear the episode as the podcasters intended, we recommend deleting and re-downloading from your podcatcher!
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We had a little hiccup on today's main feed episode, and if you want to hear the episode as the podcasters intended, we recommend deleting and re-downloading from your podcatcher!
Immediately after I posted this I realized they put this story in the press to lay groundwork for casting a black guy. You gotta read Bond tea leaves like it’s the Royal family
Very funny that Amazon spent a bajillion dollars on James Bond and now it’s too hard to write a new movie 🥺🥺🥺
The Broccolis wouldn’t have cared at all!
The Broccolis wouldn’t have cared at all!
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Immediately after I posted this I realized they put this story in the press to lay groundwork for casting a black guy. You gotta read Bond tea leaves like it’s the Royal family
Very funny that Amazon spent a bajillion dollars on James Bond and now it’s too hard to write a new movie 🥺🥺🥺
The Broccolis wouldn’t have cared at all!
The Broccolis wouldn’t have cared at all!
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Very funny that Amazon spent a bajillion dollars on James Bond and now it’s too hard to write a new movie 🥺🥺🥺
The Broccolis wouldn’t have cared at all!
The Broccolis wouldn’t have cared at all!
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I just want to say I’m really happy with how much Edmund Fitzgerald-posting I saw on my timeline today
I have curated it well, you are all my kind of people
I have curated it well, you are all my kind of people
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I just want to say I’m really happy with how much Edmund Fitzgerald-posting I saw on my timeline today
I have curated it well, you are all my kind of people
I have curated it well, you are all my kind of people
She rode like the wind 🥲
Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico
Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico
The driver of a stolen van sped through Ventura, Los Angeles, Orange and San Diego counties, eventually driving into Mexico to evade the California Highway Patrol, officials said.
www.latimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
She rode like the wind 🥲
Hoping and Praying for Elon to find some Ben Mekler reviews
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hoping and Praying for Elon to find some Ben Mekler reviews
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It’s that big awful worm, The Light Eater, from @rudetales.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It’s that big awful worm, The Light Eater, from @rudetales.bsky.social
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You can tell how much this got to him because his next tweet was to praise a movie lmao
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You can tell how much this got to him because his next tweet was to praise a movie lmao