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Joz
@jozk.me
Scientist (systems and data), he/him

Self-hosting, coffee, baseball, music, memes.

Born too late to enjoy capitalism, born too early to enjoy what comes next.
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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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happy belated large boulder the size of a small boulder day for those who celebrate
January 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Absolutely loving the coffee tariff discourse.
Total win-win for the rest of the world, and as a spectator you just love to see a self-own reach its conclusion in under a week.
January 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Elons Nazi salute is turning into that viral white and gold dress, except one answer makes you a fucking prick
January 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The majority of my friends and family still use Messenger. Would love to convince them to ditch it. Is there a comparable* alternative that isn’t run by a confirmed-evil company that y’all’d recommend? Extra points if self-hostable or p2p.

*modern, feature-rich, visually appealing, Luddite-friendly
January 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.
January 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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what if we could automate confirmation bias, and deploy it at scale
June 16, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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Removing the block function from Twitter takes the conservative vision of free speech full circle from "I have a right to say it" to "no one should criticize what I say" to "you should be forced to hear me say it"
August 18, 2023 at 3:56 PM
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welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow:

* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"
August 18, 2023 at 8:22 PM
I’m trying to brighten my day/week with new music. Pls send recs for good things to blast that’ll help me get through work.
July 9, 2023 at 11:41 PM
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threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring
July 6, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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July 6, 2023 at 4:14 AM
Spicy
May 28, 2023 at 1:53 PM
May 12, 2023 at 12:01 PM
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terminator: come with me if you want to live

me:

terminator: I said come w–

me: I'm thinking
May 7, 2023 at 2:05 PM
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Solidarity for the Strike
May 2, 2023 at 9:54 PM
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Saying, "I'm on Twitter."
• very 2010
• might be out $8-$11/mo
• possibly a fascist

Saying, "I'm on BlueSky."
• received a special invitation
• has seen boobs/butts
• could be a new drug
May 2, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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my biggest tweet of all time was these brassica memes: more proof that the universe finds ways to keep us humble
May 2, 2023 at 2:40 AM
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April 29, 2023 at 5:42 PM
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we cant change the past, but our future is unwritten. life gives us few opportunities to begin anew - but we are all sharing such a moment. right now. we can be whomever we want. we can be more. we can be better

what i’m trying to say is, nobody has to do the “it’s gonna be May” joke on this app
May 1, 2023 at 12:52 PM